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1 in 10 European Babies Conceived in an Ikea Bed

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  • #2
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,129 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    dfbemt wrote: »
    So says a recent study from Mintel, wolrdwide market researcher. This was widely reported in UK media eg

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/8047531/Tenth-of-all-furniture-bought-in-Britain-is-from-Ikea.html

    I think I've just discovered where I've been going wrong. Ikea in Ballymun for me in the morning. ;)

    Where is this bed?


  • #3
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Flat pack pregnancies.


  • #4
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,100 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    You're assuming people only have sex on their poorly put together coffee table.


  • #5
    Plug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Maybe its because 1 in 10 beds are an Ikea bed. They ain't no bed a like an Ikea bed.


  • #6
    johnnyskeleton
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,535 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    Norweign wood etc?


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  • #7
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Well i was conceived accidentally in an alley so that counts me out...


  • #8
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    johnnyskeleton wrote: »
    Norweign wood etc?

    I was tempted to remove thanks there for spelling but then I remembered it is Thursday and we are in Ireland


  • #9
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    How many have been conceived on an IKEA sofa I wonder


  • #10
    johnnyskeleton
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,535 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    strokemyclover wrote: »
    I was tempted to remove thanks there for spelling but then I remembered it is Thursday and we are in Ireland

    Just as long as you don't point out that it's really Swedish or something I'm happy to misspell.


  • #11
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    We have Brooklyn, Paris, Madison etc... How long before our kids have classmates called
    " Ikea"

    **shouts at son**

    Get up them stairs to bed, back of Tallaght KFC!


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  • #12
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Gucky wrote: »
    We have Brooklyn, Paris, Madison etc... How long before our kids have classmates called
    " Ikea"

    **shouts at son**

    Get up them stairs to bed, back of Tallaght KFC!

    Listen here BK Jacks


  • #13
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Well i was conceived accidentally in an alley so that counts me out...

    Ah yes I remember that night. :pac:


  • #14
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    jd007 wrote: »
    Ah yes I remember that night. :pac:

    Papa?? :)


  • #15
    Big_Evil
    Registered Users Posts: 95 ✭✭Big_Evil


    These Ikea babies of which you speak - do they also come with assembly instructions ?



    oooh look - first post !:)


  • #16
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,129 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    orourkeda wrote: »
    How many have been conceived on an IKEA sofa I wonder

    You should never have bought the one with the stains in the sale, now matter how cheap it was.:o


  • #17
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    you can buy adult humans from Ikea, just "some assembly required":pac:


  • #18
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    You should never have bought the one with the stains in the sale, now matter how cheap it was.:o

    I stained it


  • #19
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,129 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I stained it

    Did you think it was a commode, or couldn't you get the sh1tter quick enough?:confused:


  • #20
    Big_Evil
    Registered Users Posts: 95 ✭✭Big_Evil


    PeterIanStaker wrote: »
    you can buy adult humans from Ikea, just "some assembly required":pac:


    My my - what next - the 'Horseless Carriage' ???:pac:


  • #21
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    You should never have bought the one with the stains in the sale, now matter how cheap it was.:o
    PeterIanStaker wrote: »
    you can buy adult humans from Ikea, just "some assembly required":pac:
    orourkeda wrote: »
    I stained it

    That sequence of posts suddenly makes sense now! :pac:


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  • #22
    dfbemt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭dfbemt


    Thread Title Change

    1 in 10 Ballymun Babies Conceived in Ikea........


  • #23
    2 stroke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    How did they find out where I bought my bed?


  • #24
    dusty207
    Registered Users Posts: 456 ✭✭dusty207


    IVF or MFI?


  • #25
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    They should issue a warning


  • #26
    Jev/N
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭Jev/N


    I'd say a fair percentage weren't conceived in a bed at all :pac:


  • #27
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,129 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    dusty207 wrote: »
    IVF or MFI?

    Don't they lend money to dyslexic economies?


  • #28
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    But they always leave you short a few screws...


  • #29
    dan1895
    Registered Users Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    Big_Evil wrote: »
    These Ikea babies of which you speak - do they also come with assembly instructions ?



    oooh look - first post !:)
    Yes (scroll down a bit)
    http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1810663


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