Touching in Public Toilets

iamstop

One of my most satisfying dumps was on the 90th floor of a Stamford hotel in Singapore. Something about gravity. Even more so then on a plane for some reason.

Novella

I was out with my boyfriend and his three year old sister yesterday when she needed to go to the toilet. I brought her to the Ladies and she wouldn't even let me bring the balloon she got in McDonalds in because she thought it was too dirty! So I had to leave the balloon outside :pac:

Mozoltov!

Dean820 wrote: »

I got AIDS by rubbing my cock against a public toilet once. True story.

Don't worry man, you can only catch it once.

AAAAAAAHHH

Jesus christ, there's nothing wrong with a few germs.

fakearms123

I thought this thread was about touching yourself in public toilets cause I have gone for a sneaky **** in a few public toilets before hence my initial and slightly horny first thoughts :cool:

consultech

Yup. Kicks and elbows all the way. The toughest bit is the high-kick in 3 feet of space to open and close the cubicle door lock if you're pissin in a stall.

FlutterinBantam

medici wrote: »

Not really...You'd be surprised what modern flush technology can achieve - especially in the US. Those crappers can handle turds the size of toddlers

Beg to differ horse.

Dropped a ripe load of nutty slack in a Hotel near MacArthur Airport LI and she welled up big time.Right up to the fookin' rim.

Despite several serious attempts to shift her,no joy.

Swirling around like a frikken fawn snowstorm.

Had to pay a janitor dude 10 bucks to get rid of it.

Very embarrassing.

HxGH

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

You just want me to bend over.

That's what she said. :pac:

Wolfe Tone

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Beg to differ horse.

Dropped a ripe load of nutty slack in a Hotel near MacArthur Airport LI and she welled up big time.Right up to the fookin' rim.

Despite several serious attempts to shift her,no joy.

Swirling around like a frikken fawn snowstorm.

Had to pay a janitor dude 10 bucks to get rid of it.

Very embarrassing.

Is this type of crap(excuse me) you come out with supposed to be funny?

niallam

I wear an incontinence nappy out, saves me even leaving my seat at the bar for the night too....

challengemaster

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

I used to work in a nightclub and I've seen the state people leave them in, ain't pretty.

Saw a guy taking a dump in a urinal once.

You watched a guy take a dump in a urinal.... I'm guessing you didn't get employee of the year award.

Payton

I worked for a company and we work a 2 cycle shift, while on the late shift on a friday a guy went into the ladies toilets (there was no women working the late shift) he dropped a load into the bowl of one of the cubicles nestling ontop on a layer of loo paper and left it festering over the weekend. Rumour has it that it was like a Maltana by monday morning. NICE

dotsman

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

The Flutther would be of the opinion that the human, having reached the age of 12 or 13 should be well able to withstand any hygiene issues in public toilets.

I do however have a little tip which I always use.

I dislike having my knob brushing against the front of the pewter so always carry a light rubber band with me.

What you do before your dump is, first have your piss,then tear off a good few sheets of toilet paper and encase the thick end of the knob in it,then secure her with the rubber band and Bob's your uncle.

Keeps her nicely cocooned from all germs and she can bang off the rim with complete freedom.

After the load has been backed out, remove the paper and band, wipe your badge and happy days!!

You refer to your cock as a "her"?

FlutterinBantam

dotsman wrote: »

You refer to your cock as a "her"?

Indeed I do, she is unpredictable and volatile and sometimes can be difficult to handle;)

Ronin247

My dad is OCD about toilets.He stopped in a nameless hotel for lunch and after lunch went to the jacks.He always hates touching anything after washing his hands so as he is drying his hands, another "customer" comes in and has a slash and walks straight out the door.My dad nips out the door while it is open and watches the "customer" go back to his place SERVING FOOD AT THE HOT COUNTER:eek::eek:

Poor dad hasnt been right since.

BBDBB

if your todger is in danger of touching the porcelain of the toilet or urinal

you could always ask the gentleman next to you to hold it clear for you

FlutterinBantam

Ronin247 wrote: »

My dad is OCD about toilets.He stopped in a nameless hotel for lunch and after lunch went to the jacks.He always hates touching anything after washing his hands so as he is drying his hands, another "customer" comes in and has a slash and walks straight out the door.My dad nips out the door while it is open and watches the "customer" go back to his place SERVING FOOD AT THE HOT COUNTER:eek::eek:

Poor dad hasnt been right since.

Can't blame the man, that's disgusting, a bit like the occasion when I was in one of the Clarions.

Settled at the urinals ,I was, scudding away when the door bursts open and this 'blob' in white trousers and shirt staggers in.

Shirt hanging out and trousers in the slack position he unravels a thick ugly looking knob halfway across the fcuking floor, and with his hands behind his head,unloads a hose of piss against the urinal for the guts of 40 seconds.:eek:

No big deal, but fcuker walks out, no wash, no nothing.

When I return to my table,five minutes later, who approaches with the grub but the 'blob' and the whole crotch area of his trousers stained with piss droplets. Like a dark fcuking cloud

'Forget-me- nots' as they are called in the trade.

I should have walked but as I had plans of boning a sweet Hungarian whom I was escorting, I stayed.


Two fcuking mistakes:mad:

Capt'n Midnight

x in the city wrote: »

tbh a car has more germs than the average toilet,

OP have you sat in a car lately boyo?

oh, dont mention handling a mobile phone....

or yoghurt , it's pure germs

what matters most is the kind of germs and the ones in toilets are nasty

TheDriver

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

he unravels a thick ugly looking knob halfway across the fcuking floor, :

Unwritten rule Man, don't look sideways.............