I am ANGER.

flanum

follow them home.. piss/****/stick your used jam-rags on their doorstep/letterboxes/parents cars... simples!

scientific1982

****e in a box and post it to them.

fonecrusher1

Lone Stone wrote: »

really well i done this two weeks ago and that little gang of retards is no longer at the gate outside my house and you might aswell be in prison if your gonna let a bunch of little twats make your life hell.

What? you kicked the sh!t out of several teenagers? You actually beat them up?

Captain Darling

RoyalMarineComm wrote: »

2 days ago i was driving to tesco. Some kid threw an egg at my car. i kept driving. went to tesco, bought my food, and some eggs.
on the way back, the kids were still there. myself and a mate who was in the car threw eggs back. they were covered in them.

i then drove home, threw a bucket of water over my car. it is now clean.

i think i won.

follow their example and get revenge. physical abuse doesnt need to come into it.

Are you suggesting that she should do a drive by piss out the window at them?

Overheal

piss in the mailbox? idk

nkay1985

Go for the long con.

Don't react at all to what's happened. Start being nice to them over the next while, just saying hi and whatever. Turn this into little smiles at the lad who did the pissing. He's 15 so it wouldn't take much for him to be convinced that you like teenagers and that you're mad about him. Start texting and get him to admit to something ridiculous (just as insurance if you can't get anything better). Then start telling him how hot you're getting one night and that you really want to see him naked etc. He'll surely have a webcam. He'll pretty much do anything you want so get him to do the most humiliating stuff you can dream up. And obviously record it all.

Up on YouTube it goes. A quick leak of the link around his school and the kid will most likely kill himself. Revenge - Check.




Or else kill his parents and make him eat them in a chili contest.

Ruu_Old

Burn down his house, seems fair.

Irish Guitarist

You might not have to do anything. With any luck they'll get frostbite in their penises.

There's a lot of scumbags going around. A couple of years ago a bunch of drunken teenagers rang my bell at four in the morning. When I didn't answer they kicked the door. When I still didn't answer they hawked up phlegm and spat all over the door. I could hear them doing this for about five minutes. I would have went after them except I wasn't properly dressed. My door was in a right state the next morning.

Blitzkrieger

Napper Hawkins wrote: »

film them and humiliate them on the internet

Posting videos of minors urinating on the internet just leads to more hassle. Don't ask....

Savman

Flygimp wrote: »

ask for help chook, no one needs that kind of sh*t on the door step.

They also sh*t on the doorstep? :eek:

Chinese whispers ftw.

biko

There was a time when it would have been ok to beat these ****s up for that.
Sadly that time is gone now and we've entered the era of the scumbag and the "sensitive government".

4zn76tysfajdxp

biko wrote: »

Sadly that time is gone now and we've entered the era of the scumbag and the "sensitive government".

Who are you quoting as you say that?

marcsignal

Daisy Steiner wrote: »

AH I need your help, how will I get these ****s?

have a dump into a brown paper bag

place bag on the ringleaders doorstep

cover with lighter fluid and set alight

ring doorbell, retire to a safe distance, and observe with glee as surprised occupant tries to stamp out the flames

cocoshovel

Deck him in the face with a baseball bat. then piss in his letter box.

nlgbbbblth

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Can't do it im afraid. Thats assaulting a minor. Yes we'd all love to kick the living sh!t out of our local annoying teenage scummers but you'll get in a lot of trouble. You'll go to prison.

Not worth it.

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

Wow, you just admitted to kicking the shít out of a bunch of kids, on a public forum, I hope a guard reads this and does something about it, not because you actually did it, but because you posted it online.

OP - anything you do will be considered retaliation and the law in Ireland tends to punish those who retaliate and not those who instigate.

Those two posts above demonstrate this f*cked-up mentality. Neither of them mention or propose any punishment for the teenagers - just the people who fight back.

DOC09UNAM

nlgbbbblth wrote: »

OP - anything you do will be considered retaliation and the law in Ireland tends to punish those who retaliate and not those who instigate.

Those two posts above demonstrate this f*cked-up mentality. Neither of them mention or propose any punishment for the teenagers - just the people who fight back.

If you read properly, I said nothing was wrong about doing it, I just said he should be punished for the stupidity of posting it online gloating.

nlgbbbblth

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

If you read properly, I said nothing was wrong about doing it, I just said he should be punished for the stupidity of posting it online gloating.

Yes, I read what you said. Why do you have an issue with him boasting about it? He's obviously using his own life experience to contribute to the thread.

DOC09UNAM

nlgbbbblth wrote: »

Yes, I read what you said. Why do you have an issue with him boasting about it? He's obviously using his own life experience to contribute to the thread.

It's stupid to admit to breaking the law on the internet, that is my point.

admiralofthefleet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGsQ2gPzAf4

goose2005

put bleach on the door handle, bleach + urine = nasty toxic gases

dark crystal

I really feel for you, OP. There are plenty of thise type of young scumbags in our area too. Trouble is, they know the Guards will do feck all because of their age. I've had to deal with a few myself.

My advice would be to log every incident with the guards and inform the parents. The Guards will have to have a word with the perpetrators and their parents, they will also have to log the incident.

Next, try and get hold of a video camera and record any incident of these guys trespassing on or vandalising your property.

Next step, see a solicitor about filing a civil case against the parents. They can be sued based "on a neighbour's interference with your enjoyment of your property" - a "nuisance" claim.
You most likely won't have to go through actually taking them to court - usually the threat of a solicitors letter and the prospect of having to hand over any money is enough to stop them. In my experience, financial threats work more than physical ones with these type of people.

Also, if you live in a council estate, you can contact their anti-social behaviour unit, who work in conjunction with the community police on matters like these.

Here's a link to civil court cases, if you decide to try that route: http://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/justice/civil_law/

Best of luck

RoyalMarine

Captain Darling wrote: »

Are you suggesting that she should do a drive by piss out the window at them?

no. but she could buy some water ballons...

kumate_champ07

all the pissing ideas being given here are pretty hard to do without a penis

kumate_champ07

RoyalMarineComm wrote: »

no. but she could buy some water ballons...

and leave them out over nite

Sofiztikated

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

all the pissing ideas being given here are pretty hard to do without a penis

Pfft, hard but not impossible. Where's your ingenuity?

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

and leave them out over nite

So...lumps of ice coated in rubber? Would it not just be easier to cling film some cubes of ice?

OP, you could just get really freaky, and pretend to lick the piss of your fingers, while rubbing your bewbs, saying, "MMMMmmmm, this turn's me on so much...**** off, you little turds."

They're looking for a reaction, why not give them one that freaks them out a bit.

stovelid

How were you so sure it was piss? Did you lick it?

bluecatmorgana

OP I feel so sorry for you, the only thing I can agree with is ban them from your shop and pay a bunch of teenagers to kick the **** out of them for you.

Daisy Steiner

Unfortunately not my place to ban them from. No sign of them tonight though which was nice.

Not quite anger personified anymore, spoke to my da and bro and we'll get it sorted somehow.

Thanks for all the pms everyone who sent them.

wil

They are young, presumably Irish, dont worry, THEY will be paying for years (and years and years).

You could give them the link to this thread, educate them on the error of their ways.

Doubt you are likely to get anywhere with the parents except denials or threats.

Tell Vinnie Jones they were talking about him in X-men

Nodin

If I was ANGER, I don't think I'd call meself Daisy...

Dotsie~tmp

Who pisses on a door handle? Really.

Nodin

Dotsie~tmp wrote: »

Who pisses on a door handle? Really.

I pissed on the side of a van once, not knowing there was two lads having a kebab in the front. Apparently everyone thought it was hillarious, though I remember little of the event.