Time to get rid of

mfceiling

In a world of ever decreasing resources and ever increasing population it's time to end a few of the more pointless things that frankly are no longer needed.

Lettuce........no point in this stuff. Very little calories, almost no taste, waste of valuable growing space where cattle could be grazing - more steak

Flowers......do women (nearly always women and elton john) need these things in a vase in the hall/living room so the mantle piece/table "looks good"......waste of valuable growing space where cattle could be grazing - more steak

Cucumbers - taste horrible
Cabbage - see above
Cauliflower - see above
Fianna fail - obvious



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flash1080

mfceiling wrote: »

In a world of ever decreasing resources and ever increasing population it's time to end a few of the more pointless things that frankly are no longer needed.

Lettuce........no point in this stuff. Very little calories, almost no taste, waste of valuable growing space where cattle could be grazing - more steak

Flowers......do women (nearly always women and elton john) need these things in a vase in the hall/living room so the mantle piece/table "looks good"......waste of valuable growing space where cattle could be grazing - more steak

Cucumbers - taste horrible
Cabbage - see above
Cauliflower - see above
Fianna fail - obvious



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I agree with none of the above.

ejmaztec

mfceiling wrote: »

In a world of ever decreasing resources and ever increasing population it's time to end a few of the more pointless things that frankly are no longer needed.

Lettuce........no point in this stuff. Very little calories, almost no taste, waste of valuable growing space where cattle could be grazing - more steak

Flowers......do women (nearly always women and elton john) need these things in a vase in the hall/living room so the mantle piece/table "looks good"......waste of valuable growing space where cattle could be grazing - more steak

Cucumbers - taste horrible
Cabbage - see above
Cauliflower - see above
Fianna fail - obvious



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Leave the lettuce alone.

Good old Wiki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lettuce#Nutrition

Nutrition
Lettuce is a low calorie food and is a source of vitamin A and folic acid. Lactucarium (or “Lettuce Opium”) is a mild opiate-like substance that is contained in all types of lettuce. Both the Romans and Egyptians took advantage of this property by eating lettuce at the end of a meal to induce sleep.

Pookah

So, it seems you're totally against Fianna Fail and the greens.

wonton

instructions on things that shouldnt need instructions.

If you need to read instructions to use shampoo, you dont deserve to live.

brummytom

Time to get rid of unnecessary f's

Turtyturd

brummytom wrote: »

Time to get rid of unnecessary f's

or uck's sake.

rebel10

brummytom wrote: »

Time to get rid of unnecessary f's

+1
When are people going to learn the difference between "off" and "of".
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EverEvolving

That handwash with the sensor pump.

It advertises that you don't get germs from touching the pump thus making it more hygenic, but did no-one that was promoting that product not take a step back and think - but you are washing your hands with anti-bacterial soap after you touch the pump therefore washing any potential bacteria from the pump off???

There are plenty more worthless products out there but this one has been bugging me for a while.

EverEvolving

EverEvolving wrote: »

That handwash with the sensor pump.

It advertises that you don't get germs from touching the pump thus making it more hygenic, but did no-one that was promoting that product not take a step back and think - but you are washing your hands with anti-bacterial soap after you touch the pump therefore washing any potential bacteria from the pump off???

There are plenty more worthless products out there but this one has been bugging me for a while.

That one actually makes me angry, what a waste! :mad:
As for things to get rid of, anything that is designed to be unrepairable and to be life limited, when the thing can easily made to last at least twice as long and be serviceable for only marginal extra cost!

Max Power1

rebel10 wrote: »

+1
When are people going to learn the difference between "off" and "of".
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time to get rid of blind links imo

rebel10

Max Power1 wrote: »

time to get rid of blind links imo

Sorry:o
Twas supposed to be:

scientific1982

Marmite and bovril.

Minstrel27

mfceiling wrote: »

In a world of ever decreasing resources and ever increasing population it's time to end a few of the more pointless things that frankly are no longer needed.

Lettuce........no point in this stuff. Very little calories, almost no taste, waste of valuable growing space where cattle could be grazing - more steak

Flowers......do women (nearly always women and elton john) need these things in a vase in the hall/living room so the mantle piece/table "looks good"......waste of valuable growing space where cattle could be grazing - more steak

Cucumbers - taste horrible
Cabbage - see above
Cauliflower - see above
Fianna fail - obvious



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WTF is wrong with cabbage? NOTHING

speedboatchase

'Time to get rid off' people posting threads when they can't spell

judestynes

Manbags............. If you've got so much crap you can't fit it in your pockets, ask yourself this question....... am I really a man???

GSV

Pookah wrote: »

So, it seems you're totally against Fianna Fail and the greens.

Eyebrows & arse hair.
What in God's name is the point in having hair on your arse?

alwaysadub

No-keep lettuce and cucumber! Get rid of the rest. And add brocalli to that list.

demakinz

EverEvolving wrote: »

That handwash with the sensor pump.

It advertises that you don't get germs from touching the pump thus making it more hygenic, but did no-one that was promoting that product not take a step back and think - but you are washing your hands with anti-bacterial soap after you touch the pump therefore washing any potential bacteria from the pump off???

There are plenty more worthless products out there but this one has been bugging me for a while.

I have argued this point with my OH every time the advert comes on. She still thinks its a great idea.

stupidusername

demakinz wrote: »

I have argued this point with my OH every time the advert comes on. She still thinks its a great idea.

She dumb

tolosenc

mfceiling wrote: »

Very little calories

WTF? I didn't know calories came in different sizes! Are the big ones or the small worse for me?

High energy

EverEvolving wrote: »

That handwash with the sensor pump.

It advertises that you don't get germs from touching the pump thus making it more hygenic, but did no-one that was promoting that product not take a step back and think - but you are washing your hands with anti-bacterial soap after you touch the pump therefore washing any potential bacteria from the pump off???

There are plenty more worthless products out there but this one has been bugging me for a while.

LOL

So true

They are also bloody messy! It's impossible to use without the soap spilling before or after you use it.

Pookah

GSV wrote: »

What in God's name is the point in having hair on your arse?

The extra layer is coming in handy, during the current cold spell.

"Time to get rid of"


Global warming...

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

mfceiling wrote: »

In a world of ever decreasing resources and ever increasing population it's time to end a few of the more pointless things that frankly are no longer needed.

Lettuce........no point in this stuff. Very little calories, almost no taste, waste of valuable growing space where cattle could be grazing - more steak

Flowers......do women (nearly always women and elton john) need these things in a vase in the hall/living room so the mantle piece/table "looks good"......waste of valuable growing space where cattle could be grazing - more steak

Cucumbers - taste horrible
Cabbage - see above
Cauliflower - see above
Fianna fail - obvious



Feel free to add

You should probably do your research into the items listed as it seems you haven't a clue what you are talking about.

Terry

brummytom wrote: »

Time to get rid of unnecessary f's

Indeed.

strokemyclover

Suspended Ceilings

Larianne

EverEvolving wrote: »

That handwash with the sensor pump.

It advertises that you don't get germs from touching the pump thus making it more hygenic, but did no-one that was promoting that product not take a step back and think - but you are washing your hands with anti-bacterial soap after you touch the pump therefore washing any potential bacteria from the pump off???

There are plenty more worthless products out there but this one has been bugging me for a while.

If the bathroom tap is a twisty tap then it makes the sensor pump irrelevant because you have to turn it back off after washing your hands, which may have germs from turning it on in the first place.

Also, you're gonna go out the door that others have used. How you know they've even washed their hands?

Germs, ew!

Capt'n Midnight

GSV wrote: »

Eyebrows

Obviously you've never done a hard day's work in your life.

One of the reasons we have eyebrows is to stop the sweat of our brow from running into the eyes.

Capt'n Midnight

tolosenc wrote: »

WTF? I didn't know calories came in different sizes! Are the big ones or the small worse for me?

There are 1,000 small calories in a food calorie.

iamstop

98% of TV.

rebel10

moles

mfceiling

Alisha Defeated Cilantro wrote: »

You should probably do your research into the items listed as it seems you haven't a clue what you are talking about.

You saw fianna fail in the list...................you obviously don't have a clue about irish politics

Star Bingo

yes, get rid off!

get off me, rid! get rid!! get this confounded ridness offa me, riddled with rid i just want to be rid of

Gummy Panda

but if lettuce goes, how will I have a BLT

rebel10

Star Bingo wrote: »

get off me, rid! get rid!! get this confounded ridness offa me, riddled with rid i just want to be rid of

Would you ever go away and rid yourself

Star Bingo

rebel10 wrote: »

Would you ever go away and rid yourself

rid! of this rebellion in the ranks, confined to ridness and red arsed ridicule.

mfceiling

Gummy Panda wrote: »

but if lettuce goes, how will I have a BLT

Easy.........bacon,liver,tomato

lilblackdress

men :P

cml387

Oh I love lists:

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens;Fooken rain and nasty scratchy kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens;Waste of natural resources and how can you hold a fag,eh?
Brown paper packages tied up with strings;Jebus it's hard enough for us men with sellotape,you want strings?
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes;sluts
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes;Snow!I've got to go to work tomorrow.

CrazyRabbit

Minstrel27 wrote: »

WTF is wrong with cabbage? NOTHING

It's not steak.

CrazyRabbit

iamstop wrote: »

98% of TV.

The other 2%

wonton

dear ronald macdonald,

sorry to write to you as i am sure you are busy standing very still in one of your many wonderful places of business possibly beside a seat or a sign.

but i would be ever grateful if everytime i purchase a burger from your establishment i didnt have to perform the task of removing the disgusting weird looking green thing from the top of the meat, which is appearantly called a gurken.

( im not sure how to spell it because i have never other than these times encountered it in my life)

if you could remove this ingredient in the near future and possibly replace it with bacon i would be forever happy.

yours gurkenly,

wonton

rebel10

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Nooooooooooo!!:eek:
The gherkin is the best part!

eilo1

Pheasants! The most useless bird in the world, they actually run IN FRONT of your car, bloody eigits!

iamstop

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

The other 2%

Ah, ye can't take my Nat Geo, Discovery and the like.

Well actually loads of the discovery is fishing crap, loggers crap and truck drivers crap.

I like the space programs and Mythbusters (Kari anyone?)

DerekDGoldfish

eilo1 wrote: »

Pheasants! The most useless bird in the world, they actually run IN FRONT of your car, bloody eigits!

What are you complaining about its a free dinner

eilo1

yuuuuuuuuuuummmmmm road kill............

maxxie

time to end you ya sap

Capt'n Midnight

eilo1 wrote: »

Pheasants! The most useless bird in the world, they actually run IN FRONT of your car, bloody eigits!

it's the suicide bomber squad practising, soon you will fear pheasants