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Gary Lineker shíts himself

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  • #2
    flahavaj
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,235 ✭✭✭✭flahavaj


    Post match handshakes must've been fun.


  • #3
    keane2097
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,778 ✭✭✭✭keane2097


    A1 thread - needs more love imo.


  • #4
    Big Pussy Bonpensiero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,778 ✭✭✭Big Pussy Bonpensiero


    That is fcuking sick!! He didnt even go off!?


  • #5
    karma_
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,798 ✭✭✭karma_


    How the feck did this go unnoticed for 20 years?


  • #6
    Mister men
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭Mister men


    WTF. Is this for real. He shat himself on the playing field?


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  • #7
    ShamoBuc
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 33,313 CMod ✭✭✭✭ShamoBuc


    I always thought Lineker was full of shít - apparently I was wrong!


  • #8
    Mars Bar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,951 ✭✭✭✭Mars Bar


    Nastay!


  • #9
    Ardent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,343 ✭✭✭Ardent


    Mad. Glad there was no HD coverage back then!


  • #10
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    karma_ wrote: »
    How the feck did this go unnoticed for 20 years?

    I remember seeing that clip a few times and wondering why he was crawling along the ground like that. Of all the possible reasons, I would never in a million years have thought he shít himself!


  • #11
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    I bet Jens Lehmann doesnt feel so bad now


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  • #12
    Lamper.sffc
    Registered Users Posts: 2,434 ✭✭✭Lamper.sffc


    They have a blood shirt just in case, maybe poo pants are in order after hearing that.


  • #13
    lord lucan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,577 ✭✭✭lord lucan


    Ardent wrote: »
    Mad. Glad there was no HD coverage back then!

    Imagine it in 3D!:pac:


  • #14
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,630 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    Should have asked for the magic sponge...


  • #15
    Dempsey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,553 ✭✭✭✭Dempsey


    Always wondered why he dragged his arse along the ground like a dog with worms!!


  • #16
    Shane St.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭Shane St.


    brilliant


  • #17
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Brilliant.


  • #18
    Julez
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Julez


    Brilliant.


  • #19
    SickBoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,534 ✭✭✭SickBoy


    Brilliant.


  • #20
    Max Power1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    brilliant :D


  • #21
    machiavellianme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,714 ✭✭✭✭machiavellianme


    What a hero. You wouldn't see him wearing gloves and neck warmers!


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  • #22
    PCPhoto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    B-B-Brilliant


  • #23
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Brilliant.

    Fair play to him for admitting it though.


  • #24
    magma69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,629 ✭✭✭magma69


    Playing against Ireland would have that effect. :D


  • #25
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,431 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    karma_ wrote: »
    How the feck did this go unnoticed for 20 years?

    I blame Brian Cowen.


  • #26
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    It's a pity he didnt do it before he scored that goal.


  • #27
    Carroller16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,606 ✭✭✭Carroller16


    Brilliant


  • #28
    roryc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,600 ✭✭✭roryc


    Would be brilliant if true... sounds nothing like Lineker though.


  • #29
    karma_
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,798 ✭✭✭karma_


    roryc wrote: »
    Would be brilliant if true... sounds nothing like Lineker though.

    Sounds like Lineker to me in fairness.


  • #30
    roryc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,600 ✭✭✭roryc


    Really? I'll stick my neck out here... thats not him speaking


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  • #31
    ricero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,348 ✭✭✭✭ricero


    gary lineker ****s all over ireland ;)


  • #32
    Bounty Hunter
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,879 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bounty Hunter


    roryc wrote: »
    Really? I'll stick my neck out here... thats not him speaking

    I cant view it as im in the wrong region but id assume this is the same thing and since its on the BBC id be inclined to believe thats Lineker.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/9240011.stm


  • #33
    JP Liz V1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 87,848 ✭✭✭✭JP Liz V1


    http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/article/24819/
    England legend Gary Lineker has made the astonishing admission that he pooed himself during a match at the 1990 World Cup.
    The incident happened during the opening game of the tournament in Italy against the Republic of Ireland and had originally become the stuff of urban legend after it was mentioned in Terry Butcher's autobiography.
    Butcher was the England captain during the 1990 World Cup where England got to the semi-finals before losing to Germany on penalties.
    However, Lineker himself has now 'come clean' and admitted that the incident did indeed take place during the second half of the match against the Irish, which finished 1-1.

    "I was not very well, I was poorly at half-time, there was a ball down the left-hand side, I tried to tackle someone, stretched, and then relaxed myself," he admitted in a interview with the BBC to mark his 50th birthday.
    "I was very fortunate it rained that night as it allowed me to do something about it, but it was messy - it just happened.
    "I tell you I have never had so much space in a match as I did after that," he joked.
    Lineker played 80 times for England and scored 48 goals, including one against Ireland in the match in question, although he had scored that goal before his unfortunate accident took place.

    Who gives a $hite :rolleyes:
    https://forumofgames.com/




  • #34
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Why would anyone ever admit that?!
    I'd be taking it to the grave!


  • #35
    davidm20
    Registered Users Posts: 271 ✭✭davidm20


    Who did he swap Jerseys with? Imagine that framed on ur wall


  • #36
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    He always was a bit of a s***ebag


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  • #37
    Spazdarn
    Registered Users Posts: 1,986 ✭✭✭Spazdarn


    Seeing him scootch his arse along the grass was priceless... My dog does something similar.


  • #38
    Leiva
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Leiva


    karma_ wrote: »
    How the feck did this go unnoticed for 20 years?

    **** happens !


  • #39
    eagle eye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,021 ✭✭✭✭eagle eye


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Why would anyone ever admit that?!
    I'd be taking it to the grave!

    Because its not really that big a deal.


  • #40
    karma_
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,798 ✭✭✭karma_


    eagle eye wrote: »
    Because its not really that big a deal.

    True, I remember seeing a marathon runner have a bad out of diarrhoea during a race, actually felt really bad for her but it didn't stop her from running on and finishing teh race. I think it may happen often enough in long distance running sports.


  • #41
    Scuba Ste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,603 ✭✭✭Scuba Ste


    Haha it's got onto wikipedia now too

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Lineker


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  • #42
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Scuba Ste wrote: »
    Haha it's got onto wikipedia now too

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Lineker

    Interestingly, this got posted on his 50th birthday!


  • #43
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    I always wondered what they were putting in Walkers Crisps


  • #44
    Johnny Utah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,157 ✭✭✭Johnny Utah


    Gary Lineker had to wear a nappy for the rest of the tournament! :D


  • #45
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Would you not go off like?


  • #46
    Pro. F
    Registered Users Posts: 12,219 ✭✭✭✭Pro. F


    Disgustingly brilliant.


  • #47
    tdv123
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    Paul Scholes is great.


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