advice to your younger self

The King of Moo

Don't trust anyone over thirty. They might look like they know what they're doing, but quite a few of them aren't smart at all. If you have a feeling they're wrong and you're right, that's probably the case.

Micky Dolenz

If a strange man asks you to play a game, say no.

Keith186

Don't bother watching Lost, **** ending!

krudler

Dont go see Transformers 2, save the money and go get drunk instead

Mr. Denton

You've a cute ass sonny.

Biggins

stimpson wrote: »

Did they even exist when you were nine?

LOL They might have been still playing in their garages with their stuff!

http://www.landsnail.com/apple/local/garage/apple.html

(Then again, maybe not!)

stevejr

I'll tell myself last Friday's Euromillions numbers

fedor.2.

Dont become an altar boy.:(

Micky Dolenz

stevejr wrote: »

I'll tell myself last saturdays Euromillions numbers

You'd have to wait an awful long time to use them though.

Mr. Denton

stevejr wrote: »

I'll tell myself last saturdays Euromillions numbers

Would you not just tell yourself the numbers from the date that you legally became able to play it (or failing that some other lotto)? Otherwise your just telling yourself info that you cannot use for an unnecessary number of years.

Eric Cartman

go record yourself with no clothes on and put it on the internet, lots of sick cúnts will pay for it

stevejr

Mr. Denton wrote: »

You've a cute ass sonny.

That's all sorts of wrong!

stupidusername

Ii'd tell myself that the boys making fun of you don't really think what they're saying is true.

stevejr

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

You'd have to wait an awful long time to use them though.

You're right, Dammit I'll have to think of another way to get rich now...

Anyone know next friday's Euromillions numbers? PM me:pac:

Darksaga87

Dont tell your dad you'll kick his ass when you turn 18.

Nijmegen

"These years, and the ones ahead, are some of the best you'll ever have. Do you even know how few holidays you'll get as a grown up? Enjoy your teenage years. Don't be shy with the ladies. Though do know that when your dad jokes about regretting having kids... He isn't joking. Be careful! Oh, and write down these numbers...."

Mr. Denton

Eric Cartman wrote: »

go record yourself with no clothes on and put it on the internet, lots of sick cúnts will pay for it

Dunno about that. By nine you're kinda past your prime.

Jonybgud

It doesn't make you go blind and you won't get a hairy palm.

PK2008

Dont stop believing


hold on to the fee-eee-ling................

Eric Cartman

Mr. Denton wrote: »

Dunno about that. By nine you're kinda past your prime.

ill just wait for next weeks thread "if you could tell your 5 year old self something..."

also get santa to get you apple shares for christmas , they were cheap then, would work out well now

alexjk

Be nice to everyone, you'll be surprised who turns out to be hot as an adult.

flutterflye

Get to know your mother while you can.

Oh, and find an opportune moment and shove your dad down the stairs.

Solnskaya

be arrogant and dress well. People judge you on what you wear and how confident you are, if you're not, just fake it, nobody can tell the difference. Oh, and sonny, no good deed goes unpunished, so do no favours for anybody, just look after your own.

Aoifey!

Join more clubs, teams and societies, it'll help you in the future.

TanG411

Hold onto Tombi! It will be a rare game in years to come. Then buy Tombi! 2 - that will be rare as well.

Your natural instinct is to run - do it before you lose confidence.

Tubsandtiles

Learn guitar

Biggins

Buy Justin Biebers parents some condoms!

Mr. Denton

Biggins wrote: »

Buy Justin Biebers parents some condoms!

There'd just be some other pre-pubescent fevered ego waiting in the wings to take his place. It's like the idea of killing Hitler's parents before he had been born, someone else would have probably sent history along the path that followed anyway.

BTW, I'm not comparing Bieber to Hitler. One is German and pure evil, the other was named Adolf.

road_high

Run a mile from that pr1ck of a guy you'd meet in 2008

im invisible

just f*ckin do it,

Sanjuro

Invest in Apple. Knowing 9 year old me, I'd have bought actual apples.

GODDAMN, IT 9 YEAR OLD ME, YOU DID IT AGAIN!

OutlawPete

"It's not normal from swimming instructors to get naked."

Kevin Duffy

I'd tell him nutin', let him have the fun of the mistakes I've enjoyed making. Though maybe I'd tell him stay with that girl

Tigger

this is a blackjack
you will get away with it if you deny everything
some people need changing

Zirconia

Don't wait till you're 19 to have sex, and yes girls do love sex too

marcsignal

Don't start smoking........



.....and maybe something about buying shares or putting the right bet, at the right time, on the Grand National

.Ellie.

Don't accept the offer to move into primary 5, due to "intelligence", stay in P4, it'll be entirely more fun. Clearly you're not gonna get into college if you finish 2ndry school at 16!

robman60

Lay off the quizzes, too much of that and you'll be ridiculed and called a nerd by fifth class!

aligator_am

stimpson wrote: »

Did they even exist when you were nine?

Ah FFS, he's not old man time

aligator_am

Biggins wrote: »

Buy shares in Apple and Microsoft.

Wish I could tell meself this, and to buy gold too, although I'm not sure how much I coulda got with me pocket money :P

Superbus

Seriously; stop crying, stop worrying, stop being anxious over nothing - you can kick ass at Fifa 2003, and no one can take that away from you.

Also, don't give up real football, you U8F Most Improved Player 2002/03 and U9C Player of the Year 2003/04 you.

Feel free to take a break from F1 for a couple of years, it's crap until 2006.

cocoshovel

Nothing. Because I wouldn't listen.

paddy147

Put on the rubber fella 1st before you blow yer beans.

And if the rivers running red,then go up the mucky road................:D

Sea Sharp

Keep being awesome champ.:)
Don't smoke, you'll be broke.

Disleksic

I'd tell 9 year old me that family and friends are the only things that really matter. Everything else is bullsh1t.

CMpunked

.Ellie. wrote: »

Don't accept the offer to move into primary 5, due to "intelligence", stay in P4, it'll be entirely more fun. Clearly you're not gonna get into college if you finish 2ndry school at 16!

by 9 that would have been done?
So maybe you could tell yourself to dumb it down a little so you get held back.

AudreyHepburn

I would tell my younger self that you are stronger than you think and the girls that bully you and put you down are the ones with the problem, not you. It will take you a long time to realise that but when you do it will be freeing for you.

DaveDaRave

Get in the van

CardBordWindow

Eat more glue! It may help keep things together in the future after a weekend of Guinness!

adocholiday

I would tell myself to stop worrying about everything. I was such a worrysome kid.