Man arrested for jacking in a cinema

Cantona's Collars

I thought doing it on planes was all the rage apparently its not confined.
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a290882/man-arrested-for-potter-masturbation.html Have you seen any public 'shenanigans'?

OutlawPete

They said they'd let me off with a warning :mad:

AAAAAAAHHH

Bender, are you jacking on in there?

KeithM89_old

In fairness who hasnt jacked it to your one in Harry Potter...

orourkeda

Nice to see Neil back in public.

Soby

Prob cause of Emma Watson .Could ya blame him :P

double GG

He did it himself?

He seriously needs to get a Girlfriend :rolleyes: Who pulls themselves off in cinemas these days?

TouchingVirus

Here, let me quote that for the OP. Oh, and what gave him away was loudly yelling "Penis Erectus" while stroking his wand.

A 39-year-old man was arrested in South Carolina when he was allegedly caught masturbating during Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part One.

According to the Daily Mail, Alexander Ofner was sitting in the back row of a cinema during the afternoon screening of the penultimate movie in the magical series.

Police received a 911 call at 1:10pm and officers observed Ofner from the projection room.

A police report obtained by The Smoking Gun states that the Bluffton Police Department officers "'observe[d] a white male touching his genitals".

He was arrested for indecent exposure.

Dempo1

orourkeda wrote: »

Nice to see Neil back in public.

LOL:D my very thought when i saw this thread!

alwaysadub

OutlawPete wrote: »

They said they'd let me off with a warning :mad:

You were the 1st person i thought of when i saw that title!!:D

TanG411

How do you get a car into a cinema?

c montgomery

Im jacking it right now:p:p:p:p

OutlawPete

alwaysadub wrote: »

You were the 1st person i thought of when i saw that title!!:D

I was kinda wondering if it was about me myself.

Thought some fecker might have caught me on their mobile and suddenly I was a YouTube sensation

Princess Peach

Girl I know gave a handjob to a guy once in the cinema. It was during The Two Towers.

Kimono-Girl

Larkin91 wrote: »

How do you get a car into a cinema?

there is a drive in cinema in cork!

to be fair to the poor guy did you see that scene with hermione and harry!!!

porn isn't that good! :eek:

admiralofthefleet

haha, they obviously didnt see me when i went to watch 9 songs

Deus Ex Machina

The conflict between our sexual desires and the difficulty associated with successfully procuring mates is as exquisite as any agony which this life throws at us.

Son Of A Vidic

Princess Peach wrote: »

Girl I know gave a handjob to a guy once in the cinema. It was during The Two Towers.

I hope it wasn't the hand of Saruman :eek:

Ghandee

KeithM89 wrote: »

In fairness who hasnt jacked it to your one in Harry Potter...

I know where your coming from there mate!
That Robbie Coltraines hole gets me going every time I see it too!

KeithM89_old

Gucky wrote: »

I know where your coming from there mate!
That Robbie Coltraines hole gets me going every time I see it too mate!

I was on about Ron

bonerm

Princess Peach wrote: »

Girl I know gave a handjob to a guy once in the cinema. It was during The Two Towers.

"Girl you know" eh?

Princess Peach

bonerm wrote: »

"Girl you know" eh?

Literally waiting for that response.

There was a rumour that this same girl got a lick out in the cinema on a different occasion. But I find it hard to get a good image of the logistics of that since this cinema didn't have those adjustable hand rests. Was he down on his knees or what?

Now I know the hand job was true cause I was sitting several rows behind but at the other side, plus she told me when she went to wash her hands at the intermission.

Ghandee

Princess Peach wrote: »

Literally waiting for that response.

There was a rumour that this same girl got a lick out in the cinema on a different occasion. But I find it hard to get a good image of the logistics of that since this cinema didn't have those adjustable hand rests. Was he down on his knees or what?

Now I know the hand job was true cause I was sitting several rows behind but at the other side, plus she told me when she went to wash her hands at the intermission.

Just read this post, and I find "it" hard now too!


snowed in, lonely, tell me more! :P

bonerm

Princess Peach wrote: »

Literally waiting for that response.

There was a rumour that this same girl got a lick out in the cinema on a different occasion. But I find it hard to get a good image of the logistics of that since this cinema didn't have those adjustable hand rests. Was he down on his knees or what?

Now I know the hand job was true cause I was sitting several rows behind but at the other side, plus she told me when she went to wash her hands at the intermission.

"Same girl" eh? "Rumour that" eh? "Knees" eh?

Princess Peach

bonerm wrote: »

"Same girl" eh? "Rumour that" eh? "Knees" eh?

I think this could be classed as personal abuse

AckwelFoley

I seen a woman give a blow job in a cinema once.


I didnt get offended or anything like that..



tbh, it would have been rude of me after she bought my ticket

PeterIanStaker

medicman2009 wrote: »

I hope it wasn't the hand of Saruman :eek:

Maybe it was the Horn of Gondor?

Bruthal

snyper wrote: »

I seen a woman give a blow job in a cinema once.


I didnt get offended or anything like that..

You can see it on xhamster as well, saves ye having to go to the cinema.

bnt

snyper wrote: »

I seen a woman give a blow job in a cinema once.


I didnt get offended or anything like that..



tbh, it would have been rude of me after she bought my ticket

I heard about that ... it was a smack in the face, how quickly she was replaced. Are you thinking of her when you do your new girlfriend? You oughtta know ... :cool:

Are people still not aware that they're being watched by video cameras while watching a movie? After all the fuss about piracy?

talla10

KeithM89 wrote: »

In fairness who hasnt jacked it to your one in Harry Potter...

I wanted to in the first film but didnt feel right

KeithM89_old

talla10 wrote: »

I wanted to in the first film but didnt feel right

Oh dear...
:eek::D

FoxT

Princess Peach wrote: »

Literally waiting for that response.

There was a rumour that this same girl got a lick out in the cinema on a different occasion. But I find it hard to get a good image of the logistics of that since this cinema didn't have those adjustable hand rests. Was he down on his knees or what?

Now I know the hand job was true cause I was sitting several rows behind but at the other side, plus she told me when she went to wash her hands at the intermission.

She washed her hands? How ...fastidious...of her

AnonoBoy

Pee Wee Herman is back!

Star Bingo

zerks wrote: »

Have you seen any public 'shenanigans'?

was this dude who looked like Christy Brown n seemed to have cerebral palsy, could be found outside Spheres with his hand in his pocket furiously tuggin imself off.. master of covert ops sure you'd never know pity the women who'd walk by n he'd be leering at em, straight-up ****. discreetly! .. in his mind anyhow.

mr kr0nik

Bloody recession, all types of business are being closed down. Bit harsh arresting him for giving up though