Sex isn't what it's hyped up to be

minidazzler

OP, if you were really that big, alot of girls would be tighter than the eye of a needle for you. You would probably get either uncomfortable or an awesome feeling.

Try some lube, helps for me, while not a coke bottle, I've a fierce one on me!

CorkMan

minidazzler wrote: »

OP, if you were really that big, alot of girls would be tighter than the eye of a needle for you. You would probably get either uncomfortable or an awesome feeling.

Try some lube, helps for me, while not a coke bottle, I've a fierce one on me!

It is too big for them at the start. I have to meticously work at it and they can never handle it in the end fully :(

brummytom

minidazzler wrote: »

OP, if you were really that big

7 inches? Seriously?


Fuckin hell, if that's true, I'll just start walking round with it hanging out.

mikom

CorkMan wrote: »

TBH I am a bit big downstairs. It is 7 inches long, which is around average, but very thick. Virtually the same girth as a coca-cola 500ML bottle.

It's not fizzically possible for any girl to take something that size.

Darlughda

CorkMan wrote: »

It is too big for them at the start. I have to meticously work at it and they can never handle it in the end fully :(

Well, maybe you just have to meet the right woman.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

liah wrote: »

Maybe you're gay, if you've had sex with multiple girlfriends and found no extra stimulation.

Might be worth considering, OP.

How does this make him gay?

Dr_Phil

CorkMan wrote: »

I remember in my teenage years always fantasizing about it, seeing Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez, Shakira etc on TV

Jaysus, time flies.. I remember my teenage years fantasizing about girls from the neighbourhood. Never scored though....

TeddyTedson

Sounds like the OP just batted one out and is going through that refueling stage.

Raze_them_all

Lena Grumpy Ignition wrote: »

How does this make him gay?

Well he doesn't enjoy sex with girls. Always thought that was a sure fire sign of being gay.

Asphyxia

I wouldn't say that because sex can be amazing at times.

CorkMan

Raze_them_all wrote: »

Well he doesn't enjoy sex with girls. Always thought that was a sure fire sign of being gay.

I find it hard to enjoy cos I can't "fully get in there". I get a full erection, but I can't fully penetrate a women.

Bjorn Bored.

CorkMan wrote: »

I find it hard to enjoy cos I can't "fully get in there". I get a full erection, but I can't fully penetrate a women.

Well go back to your sheep then.

Darlughda

CorkMan wrote: »

I find it hard to enjoy cos I can't "fully get in there". I get a full erection, but I can't fully penetrate a women.

I had thought you were messing about your size, but if you're serious do you not realise that women have all different kinds of sizes too.
So, maybe you have not met the right woman.

I remember the worst insult girls could get was not that being called a slut, but if it went around that so-and-so had a 'massive fanny'.
I don't reckon sex was much fun for them either if they could barely feel the average size penis during sex.

Cheap Thrills!

CorkMan wrote: »

I find it hard to enjoy cos I can't "fully get in there". I get a full erection, but I can't fully penetrate a women.

Maybe go for a girl who has had a kid. I hear they are more....erm...accommodating :cool:

liah

You know, I know the reported average size is something like 4-5 inches. But is that actually true?

I may have just been really lucky or something but 6-7 seems to be far more common*.








*Measured properly, for the record :pac:

shuvly

Is it really 3pm, isin't this craic.. normally the pursuit of the occasionally drunk 3am gang? (of which I am an occasional member...)

Anyhow op, maybe you need to find one of these....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8

RoyalMarine

CorkMan wrote: »

TBH I am a bit big downstairs. It is 7 inches long, which is around average, but very thick. Virtually the same girth as a coca-cola 500ML bottle.

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=138130&stc=1&d=1291475933

CorkMan wrote: »

I find it hard to enjoy cos I can't "fully get in there". I get a full erection, but I can't fully penetrate a women.

then try fully penetrate a man.

Raze_them_all

liah wrote: »

You know, I know the reported average size is something like 4-5 inches. But is that actually true?

I may have just been really lucky or something but 6-7 seems to be far more common*.








*Measured properly, for the record :pac:

4-5 seems to be the smaller side of average on the scale 7 would be on the upper end of average from what I recall from reading

Deus Ex Machina

CorkMan wrote: »

I remember in my teenage years always fantasizing about it, seeing Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez, Shakira etc on TV. But when I did have sex, I thought "Why isn't this what it is supposed to be?".

It seems your mind makes it out to be a lot bigger than what it actually is, you spend a lot of time thinking about it but when it comes to the event you think "Meh". Anyone agree?

Yes I agree to an extent. It is over-hyped in my experience. That's not to say it isn't good, but I don't know if it is due the degree of attention it receives. A lot of it is in imagination and anticipation, rather than the deed itself.

The status associated with sex is often as important as the pleasure itself. There are few ways of increasing one's status more effective than getting hold of a desirable mate. That perhaps explains a lot of the hype surrounding it.

Sex in a relationship with somebody whom you love is a completely different proposition however. That can be quite special, but it is also very rare.

brummytom

I don't have anything to add, I just wanted to get past this thread having '69' replies, it was disturbing me

scientific1982

It depends on your partner as much as you op. Some women are **** in bed and most need advice on giving proper head. However, if you get a woman who knows what shes doing, your toes will go into spasms.

HalloweenJack

Actual sex is a million times better than ****. There's no comparison.

Let's face it, noone thinks about **** when they're riding a girl.

ardinn

Dude - your 23 - When I was 23 I was going out with a smokin hot nympho of a 41 yr old - When you get destroyed in bed by someone who has experience and knows what there doing and you learn a thing or 400 - your opinion will change.

Get an older woman to show you how its done - young 1's with issues are a pain in the arse - nothing under 30.

NOTHING!!!

ardinn

Raze_them_all wrote: »

4-5 seems to be the smaller side of average on the scale 7 would be on the upper end of average from what I recall from reading

So its six then is really what your saying???

Kimono-Girl

liah wrote: »

I may have just been really lucky or something but 6-7 seems to be far more common*.




*Measured properly, for the record :pac:

+1 i don't think any of the guys i've dated have been smaller than this ^
the guy i'm with now has been the biggest so far!


to be fair i love sex so i am totally biased, but i think having sex is more fun then what i was lead to believe, but then i believe in once a week minimum.


oh and its true what they say, Edit: imo having 1 child does make it better

Celly Smunt

Kimono-Girl wrote: »

+1 i don't think any of the guys i've dated have been smaller than this ^
the guy i'm with now has been the biggest so far!


to be fair i love sex so i am totally biased, but i think having sex is more fun then what i was lead to believe, but then i believe in once a week minimum.


oh and its true what they say, having 1 child does make it better

liar,don't pervert our wimminz minds :mad:

SugarHigh

liah wrote: »

You know, I know the reported average size is something like 4-5 inches. But is that actually true?

I may have just been really lucky or something but 6-7 seems to be far more common*.







*Measured properly, for the record :pac:

This is probably a massively racist thing to say but I'm pretty sure the average gets brought down because of the almost 3 billion Indian and Chinese men.

Also how did it come about to actually measure the guys dicks? Why would you just suddenly do that?

SugarHigh

Kimono-Girl wrote: »

+1 i don't think any of the guys i've dated have been smaller than this ^
the guy i'm with now has been the biggest so far!


to be fair i love sex so i am totally biased, but i think having sex is more fun then what i was lead to believe, but then i believe in once a week minimum.


oh and its true what they say, having 1 child does make it better

the guy i'm with now has been the biggest so far!

Until he breaks up with you and then all of a sudden he's the smallest.:pac:

You can't trust a womans opinions on stuff like this but the again you can't trust a guys either.:D

but then i believe in once a week minimum.]

That's not a lot for someone in a relationship .

oh and its true what they say, having 1 child does make it better

I have never heard a single person claim this.

Rabble Rabble

Raze_them_all wrote: »

Well he doesn't enjoy sex with girls. Always thought that was a sure fire sign of being gay.

he would have to be actually attracted to guys to be gay. The OP is one of those people who needs affection to enjoy sex, it happens, it used to be the only way to get it. If sex were brilliant on its own merits prostitutes would be the happiest people on Earth. We've gone from over-emphasising the monogamous sexual lifestyle to over-valuing anonymous sex.

Of course, it varies. some people love anonymous sex.

ejmaztec

mikom wrote: »

It's not fizzically possible for any girl to take something that size.

She'd probably pop.

Vourney

Rabble Rabble wrote: »

he would have to be actually attracted to guys to be gay. The OP is one of those people who needs affection to enjoy sex, it happens, it used to be the only way to get it. If sex were brilliant on its own merits prostitutes would be the happiest people on Earth. We've gone from over-emphasising the monogamous sexual lifestyle to over-valuing anonymous sex.

Of course, it varies. some people love anonymous sex.

I'm in the minority nowadays too Rabble It's not hard to find someone to have a good sex life with. It is hard to find someone to have a good relationship with. I can't have sex if there's no relationship, it doesn't do anything for me, I can't get into it. OP might be like this too. I'm female. But I've known men like this too.

liah

SugarHigh wrote: »

Also how did it come about to actually measure the guys dicks? Why would you just suddenly do that?

Boredom, fooling around and curiosity? Why not? It happens. I'm positive every man has measured his own dick out of boredom and/or curiosity at least once. Don't see why adding a partner into the mix makes it that weird.

Basq

liah wrote: »

Boredom, fooling around and curiosity? Why not? It happens. I'm positive every man has measured his own dick out of boredom and/or curiosity at least once. Don't see why adding a partner into the mix makes it that weird.

I use it as a yardstick..

:cool:

Darlughda

Rabble Rabble wrote: »

... The OP is one of those people who needs affection to enjoy sex, .

Vourney wrote: »

I can't have sex if there's no relationship, it doesn't do anything for me, I can't get into it. OP might be like this too. I'm female. But I've known men like this too.

NEWSFLASH! - ---BREAKING NEWS---

It has come to light that OP has been telling fat porkies.

He has sex with prostitutes (see other thread), most likely because his alleged super-cock is in fact more resembling a leftover cocktail sausage.

It has been suggested to the OP, (again see his other thread about exterminating the poor/scum or whatever) that this http://www.thelamest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/fat_hairy_guy_on_bed_with_guns.jpg

is in fact a recent picture of his sweet self.
He has not denied this, so safe to assume, you have visual evidence of why sex may not be fab for him.

Or indeed, any poor woman he might descend himself upon.

My name is URL

Do women measure the depth of their bajingos out of boredom?

Raze_them_all

liah wrote: »

Boredom, fooling around and curiosity? Why not? It happens. I'm positive every man has measured his own dick out of boredom and/or curiosity at least once. Don't see why adding a partner into the mix makes it that weird.

I haven't. It gets the job done so not insecure enough to measure it, I think only guys who get told they havy tiny/massive dicks check

Basq

My name is URL wrote: »

Do women measure the depth of their bajingos out of boredom?

Or to use it as a possible change-purse..

:pac:



OK, I'm gonna stop now because I can't give a serious answer on this thread!

Princess Peach

My name is URL wrote: »

Do women measure the depth of their bajingos out of boredom?

I seen a vibrator before that had measurements on it :pac:

liah

My name is URL wrote: »

Do women measure the depth of their bajingos out of boredom?

Maybe not measure, but certainly investigate.. :pac:

I dunno. I just don't get why it's weird to be curious about bodies and to have fun with that curiosity.

Micky Dolenz

wow, just wow. there is so much i don't know.

PirateShampoo

Princess Peach wrote: »

I seen a vibrator before that had measurements on it :pac:

You sure u where in a Sex Shop and not a Builders Providers?

Princess Peach

Darlughda wrote: »

NEWSFLASH! - ---BREAKING NEWS---

It has come to light that OP has been telling fat porkies.

He has sex with prostitutes (see other thread), most likely because his alleged super-cock is in fact more resembling a leftover cocktail sausage.

It has been suggested to the OP, (again see his other thread about exterminating the poor/scum or whatever) that this http://www.thelamest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/fat_hairy_guy_on_bed_with_guns.jpg

is in fact a recent picture of his sweet self.
He has not denied this, so safe to assume, you have visual evidence of why sex may not be fab for him.

Or indeed, any poor woman he might descend himself upon.

I'd do him.

Princess Peach

PirateShampoo wrote: »

You sure u where in a Sex Shop and not a Builders Providers?

Nope it was Ann Summers!

liah

Princess Peach wrote: »

I'd do him.

You realize you've just given half of boards the green light, right?

Rabble Rabble

Darlughda wrote: »

NEWSFLASH! - ---BREAKING NEWS---

It has come to light that OP has been telling fat porkies.

He has sex with prostitutes (see other thread), most likely because his alleged super-cock is in fact more resembling a leftover cocktail sausage.

It has been suggested to the OP, (again see his other thread about exterminating the poor/scum or whatever) that this http://www.thelamest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/fat_hairy_guy_on_bed_with_guns.jpg

is in fact a recent picture of his sweet self.
He has not denied this, so safe to assume, you have visual evidence of why sex may not be fab for him.

Or indeed, any poor woman he might descend himself upon.

lose some weight and he could do a russel Brand.

ejmaztec

Princess Peach wrote: »

I seen a vibrator before that had measurements on it :pac:

Revoloutions per minute or decibels?

mikom

ejmaztec wrote: »

Revoloutions per minute or decibels?

Rictor scale

Princess Peach

liah wrote: »

You realize you've just given half of boards the green light, right?

If they look like him, then thats a good thing! Grrrr

t0mm13b

Whoa! Lemme askya sumptin - do you know how to please her - by the sound of your original question - it's about yourself and not her - it's a 2 way thing - it takes two to tango... unless, you're on the edge of where the actual relationship is fizzled out and that neither of you are actually communicating... hmmm... I wonder.... should ask her what is it that turns her on.... you'll then discover that's where the meh goes out the window and actually enjoy it....

maybe you're being a selfish w**ker.... and not give two shytes about her....

Dunno... you need to seriously take a break from the "talking to the hand" for awhile....

Darlughda

Princess Peach wrote: »

If they look like him, then thats a good thing! Grrrr

OMG. Princess Peach. There really is no accounting for taste.:eek:


Jayzus, girl invest in that rampant rabbit already!