Unbelievable. Came home, all doors & windows open, everything taken

04-12-2010 9:28pm #1

I'm in shock.

How can they do that to an Advent calendar?

See this, this I put in quote purely so that it doesn't show on the preview

RMD · 04-12-2010 9:28pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, no.

Iwannahurl · 04-12-2010 9:31pm

So you've had a visit from the IMF too?

Schism · 04-12-2010 9:31pm

It was me. Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas mother****er!

Absurdum · 04-12-2010 9:33pm

wait til you see what's under yer duvet

MistyCheese · 04-12-2010 9:34pm

Buy some earplugs!

Cheap Thrills! · 04-12-2010 9:34pm

....nyomm yyom...chocolate baby Jebus....nnyom mm MM

Saila · 04-12-2010 9:36pm

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

....nyomm yyom...chocolate baby Jebus....nnyom mm MM

racist :mad:

Cantona's Collars · 04-12-2010 9:38pm

http://www.downrightaverage.com/comic/16/a-christmas-breakin

Cheap Thrills! · 04-12-2010 9:40pm

Saila wrote: »

racist :mad:

It was CAUCASIAN chocolate you ....you......you....conclusion jumper!!!

I cannot however speak for the THREE WISE MEN, whoo hoo.....dark chocolate they were.....aaahhhuuhhh....mmm..MMnmm....NNnooOOMMmm..NNOOoommm.........I don't discriminate!!!

:cool::pac: NYOM

Saila · 04-12-2010 9:42pm

MistyCheese wrote: »

Buy some earplugs!

or buttplugs, just as usefull in this situation

Cheap Thrills! · 04-12-2010 9:50pm

OP, make a NEW advent calendar and *booby trap it! Let us know the outcome!!

*(by 'booby trap' I dont mean use your favourite Page 3 collection, I mean place beartraps in a paper and chocolate festive calendar!)

Son Of A Vidic · 04-12-2010 10:04pm

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

It was CAUCASIAN chocolate you ....you......you....conclusion jumper!!![/B...

But Jesus was of middle eastern origin and would have had a very good tan to say the least. He might even have looked like one of those local Hamas lads. But if he was Caucasian looking, perhaps he was afflicted with the same 'illness' Michael Jackson had. But if not, then maybe Saila is right all along. But then that would mean..............nah, feck it, time for another beer.

Cheap Thrills! · 04-12-2010 10:13pm

medicman2009 wrote: »

But Jesus was of middle eastern origin and would have had a very good tan to say the least. He might even have looked like one of those local Hamas lads. But if he was Caucasian looking, perhaps he was afflicted with the same 'illness' Michael Jackson had. But if not, then maybe Saila is right all along. But then that would mean..............nah, feck it, time for another beer.

Truth be told he was a little bit blurry as I shoved his chocolate goodness into me face :eek: .............................I ............erm...........imagine............

Not that the plundering of Festive Stationary related Candy deliciousness was anything to do with me ! :cool:

05-12-2010 12:53am

j'ACUUUUUUUUSE!

Son Of A Vidic · 05-12-2010 1:18am

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

...Truth be told he was a little bit blurry as I shoved his chocolate goodness into me face :eek:

That's just plain Durty!

Balfie · 05-12-2010 3:05am

If only I didn't hear this joke, this year already, last year, the year before, and on an on an on an on an on an on an on an on an on to the many years before that it might no actually. It's still not funny.