WARNING: supermarket car park scam

HornyDevil

GENTLEMEN: BE WARNED!


I don't how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Tesco in Dublin and it could happen to you.


Here's how the scam works:


Two good-looking young women come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.


It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them payment, they say 'no' and instead ask you for a ride to another supermarket.

You agree, and they get in the back seat. On the way they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs a sex act on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, and again on Saturday.

Sonz

Tesco online shopping next time then eh :pac:

Hazys

Old joke is old

MIN2511

HornyDevil wrote: »

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, and again on Saturday.

So your wallet was stolen on Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday and then on Saturday.

How many wallets do you have?:rolleyes:

troll!

AAAAAAAHHH

MIN2511 wrote: »

So your wallet was stolen on Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday and then on Saturday.

How many wallets do you have?:rolleyes:

troll!

Fucking hell

HornyDevil

Hazys wrote: »

Old joke is old

. . . . so are you if you cant have a fecking laugh

thebullkf

MIN2511 wrote: »

So your wallet was stolen on Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday and then on Saturday.

How many wallets do you have?:rolleyes:

troll!

Derp :rolleyes:

yermandan

AAAAAAAHHH wrote: »

Fucking hell

hahahaha she has got to be joking

NoQuarter

yermandan wrote: »

hahahaha she has got to be joking

I sadly dont think she is!

Son Of A Vidic

Surely fantasies are a private matter? Share with a partner not AH :eek:

doolox

.....every LITTLE helps...................

Princess Peach

Ssshhhhhhhhhhh!

You're ruining my business!

Balfie

caspa307

wow i found that quite funny

-Corkie-

I got that in a text about 10 years ago and about 5 times between then and now.

Ruu_Old

Eh, wallet inspector!

RMD

Where the fúck is this tescos you're on about? :eek:

Turtyturd

Everyone on Facebook should change their profile pic to their favourite Tesco car park for the next few days in order to raise awareness of this scam.

R0ot

Old old so very damn old go back to 1999 please and stay the fcuk there.

HornyDevil

so, you feckers don't believe me then . . . . .


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Johro

-Corkie- wrote: »

I got that in a text about 10 years ago and about 5 times between then and now.

..and twice on Thursday. So what? Jokes can't be repeated?

Johro

R0ot wrote: »

Old old so very damn old go back to 1999 please and stay the fcuk there.

Slightly harsh..:rolleyes:

Johro

Hazys wrote: »

Old joke is old

:eek::eek:

DonJose

HornyDevil wrote: »

so, you feckers don't believe me then . . . . .


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Thanks whore

irish1967

Thanks so old I got a it sent to me on a piece of paper !

antodeco

You'd swear the joke was made out of milk or something the way people are going on about it "being old"...

Still watch old tv programs? Well you can't anymore.

Your retort is invalid! Good day.

I said GOOD DAY!!

Coriolanus

Good stuff. Can always count on AH for a laugh in the morn.
Op, ignore the plebs, I hadn't heard the joke before.

deman

Well it made me laugh. Thanks op.