Advice for your 16 year old self

coco_lola

Theres this craze going around Twitter now.. "Tweet your 16 year old self". Everyone is tweeting advice they would give to their 16 year old selves had they known it back then.

So I'm interested to know, if you could go back in time and meet your 16 year old self, what advice would you give him/her that you know now?

Cavehill Red

I said it the last three times this thread was opened on boards:

Buy gold.

Davidius

I'd punch him in the face. Not that I did anything wrong but I think that'd be the best way for me to learn just how unfair life really is.

Saila

Davidius wrote: »

I'd punch him in the face..

Id kick him in the face

coco_lola

Ah it was on AH before? S***e. Ah well... I thought I was being original. Still interested to know though, saving me going through all the threads trying to find the old one (s) !

Sell your Bank of Ireland shares in early February 2007.

Fizman

At least attempt to get your daily masturbation number down to a single figure.

Saila

Deleted User wrote: »

Sell your Bank of Ireland shares in early February 2007.

sell your house in 2007

EverEvolving

Vodka does have a smell

DonJose

Switch hands when ****, nothing worse than a leaning tower of penis.

Cheap Thrills!

Don't become a vegetarian, carbohydrates are your ememy.

Meat is your friend.

Links234

start hormone replacement therapy asap!

Seloth

God sake man when the girl asks dont say "Erm...Yes...no...Maybe!"

still haunts me to this day!
Also you throw a rockin 17th

TeddyTedson

Honestly there is so much stuff I wouldn't know where to begin. Alot of good times, and alot of sh1t times. Mostly good though:P
Now life sucks ballz though!:mad:

orourkeda

**** doesnt make you go blind

muboop1

Treat girls like you don't give a ****... for some reason makes them want you more...

Seaneh

Go get your ears checked.
Now.
And get them checked every year from now on.
This advice will save you a lot of pain.


Also, the 6 foot tall american burnette with the 24inch waist and 38DD rack who seems too good to be true, yeah, well, she's fu*king crazy, stay away from her.

wil

coco_lola wrote: »

Ah it was on AH before? S***e. Ah well... I thought I was being original. Still interested to know though, saving me going through all the threads trying to find the old one (s) !

Try ""Tweet your 60 year old self".

Then come back in 44 years and let us know what you thought of your 16 yr old self

Ruu_Old

Keep investing by buying the Cyril the Squirrel stamps at the post office (actually think I might still have them!). :cool:

Irish Guitarist

Don't let the bullying bastards chase you out of school. Don't spend every bit of money you make from the FAS course on Tupac and NWA CDs because you'll grow out of listening to rap in four years time. And most importantly appreciate your father because he won't be there forever.

wobblyknees

Slow down....

TheUsual

Don't listen to Iron Maiden and Def Leppard. They are seriously crap.
But stick with Metallica, Rory Gallagher and Faith No More.

TeddyTedson

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

High energy

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

Don't become a vegetarian, carbohydrates are your ememy.

Meat is your friend.

That's some strange advice, most of the vegetarian/vegan girls I know are thin as rakes.

But I suppose whether meat-eater or vegetarian, if you eat sh1t all day you'll become fat!

Jibbs

orourkeda wrote: »

**** doesnt make you go blind

But it will get you kicked off public transport.

I'd tell myself no, you're right, you are better than most people. Rock on bro.

Max001

Use sunscreen

tupac10

1. Spent more time with Family.. you'll miss them when there gone.
2. Actually go into school and study to get a decent leaving so your not stuck in a low paid boring job while all your friends are away enjoying college life.

richieffff

Leern tu spwel

Fratton Fred

At 16 you are too young to fall in love. Dont stop following your dreams because of a girl and don't analyse things too much. JFDI.

kfallon

Twitter is for cnuts!

Thanks!

Phony Scott

If I'm a Force Ghost then I'll tell myself not to go to Star Wars The Phantom Menace.

johnnysexsmith

Drop the hand

Father Damo

Dont go to college.

Get a trade.

I had a thought the other day, I cant think of one remotely accurate piece of life advice my mother ever gave me. All of it to a T was crap, and if I followed it I would be a college graduate on the dole with no future.

Luckily I ignored 95% of her advice at the time :pac:

ClutchIt

Don't smoke weed

godscop

Emigrate out of this ****hole and dont ever come back..

seamus

Take two years out before you go to college.

cosmic

Don't be a whore

Orando Broom

Life is like a box of chocolates..no wait, you'd have seen that already..ok the lotto numbers for next Saturday are, wait you're 16. ok, buy

Yakult

Stay in school you dope and dont go out with that girl.


*sigh*

orourkeda

Father Damo wrote: »

Dont go to college.

Get a trade.

I had a thought the other day, I cant think of one remotely accurate piece of life advice my mother ever gave me. All of it to a T was crap, and if I followed it I would be a college graduate on the dole with no future.

Luckily I ignored 95% of her advice at the time :pac:

Don't go to college we all know that he construction industry is the place to be for work at the moment.

orourkeda

seamus wrote: »

Take two years out before you go to college.

why not just go the college and take 4 years out.

seamus

orourkeda wrote: »

why not just go the college and take 4 years out.

That's what I did, that's the problem

FatherLen

do not listen to mr howard(careers guy in school) when he says you would be good at civil engineering and throw away two years. go straight into computing. dont try it with that girl. you are in friend zone with her and always will be.............

George83

Be who you are, the approval of others is not required!

Kimono-Girl

Get help, you really need it...seriously!

and once you have gotten help you will have a better life i promise!

and actually listen to other people, you are not always right,

and learn how to drive, life at 18 will be more fun if you can drive!

Sea Sharp

Don't smoke. You have an addictive personality and it's too expensive.
B1tches be crazy, watch your back.

orourkeda

Kimono-Girl wrote: »

Get help, you really need it...seriously!

and once you have gotten help you will have a better life i promise!

and actually listen to other people, you are not always right,

and learn how to drive, life at 18 will be more fun if you can drive!

Yeah, sex in the boot adds that little extra juice

Blazer

03, 19, 26, 49, 50, - Lucky Stars 04, 05,

Frak you Delores

checkyabadself

Punch the biggest of the idiots bullying you in front of everyone, you'll be surprised at how unfazed you'll be about the hiding you'll get and at how tame it'll be in reality. Every bully is terrified of someone who doesn't fear them.

Also send your £3000 car savings to a chap called Mark in the US in 2003 when your 19 in return for ANY percentage of his new venture you can get.

Wossack

stick yer dick in her! the other ones only gonna dump ya in 2 days anyway


sigh

blaze1

become a td

thats poo come to think of it... i be rightly locked up somewhere by now.....

or would i?