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The Master got his Christmas cracker out for Santa's Strike Force this year

Super-Rush · 2010-12-08 17:16:34

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, trolls of all ages. Drum roll please. The weiner winner is.... The Master :eek: Now obviously he won't be doing it for free so we hope to raise at least €350 for the SSF. I'll update this post as the donations are posted and i'll stick up the SSF account details later in the week. Bank…

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#52 10-12-2010 2:18am

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put me down for 10euro, might go up depending on how much im workin before xmas

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#53 10-12-2010 11:03am

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Got the imf to lend me 82 billion euro for this, but as its not sharpshooter.

meh....

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#54 10-12-2010 12:14pm

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Ah now, adding an account with BOI is an ordeal, had major issues with them trying to set up the text service a few weeks ago and need to add an account by post now. So if there is a paypal account it would be way handier for me, and probably a lot of people.

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#55 10-12-2010 12:29pm

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alwaysadub wrote: »

I thought there was a paypal account too no?
Or am i thinking of something else?

This will bring you to the paypal account. [ssf] commando [/ssf]

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#56 10-12-2010 12:44pm

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€20 here.

Do I pay now or after I see cock?! :eek:

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#57 10-12-2010 12:49pm

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I'm very eager...

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#58 10-12-2010 1:55pm

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no pics required I have a good imagination

mental image is usually better than the real thing.

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#59 10-12-2010 2:02pm

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I'm still pledging my €20 but won't be able to pay until payday next Tuesday, is that ok?

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#60 10-12-2010 3:58pm

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Paypal option added.

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#61 10-12-2010 8:04pm

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super-rush wrote: »

I'd propose Leinster House

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Dont bother, he'd never be noticed. Far too many dicks* there already.**

**sorry if that joke was already done - didnt read the whole thread
*im not referring to the master as a dick, merely his weiner - hope its not cold when the picture is taken

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#62 11-12-2010 10:16pm

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Fair play.
It's not an easy thing to do, so I suggest you get drunk first (or whatever takes your fancy).

I recommend a very trustworthy friend to take the pic, and an equally trustworthy get-away driver. Just make sure the driver is sober (mine was).

Having the pic taken is funny as ****.
Do it quickly and try to take in the reactions of the people around you. It's quite funny. If you have a good photographer, try to get them to get some reaction pics.

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#63 12-12-2010 12:37am

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When's the latest this money can be in by?

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#64 12-12-2010 10:23am

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why i wasnt picked by default ill never know :mad:

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#65 12-12-2010 8:19pm

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Agent Smith wrote: »

I'll Sponser 25 (IF!) he Has puts an advertisement on himself while doing it

well??!?

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#66 13-12-2010 1:13am

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Agent Smith wrote: »

well??!?

Are you going to pay him to advertise your website? :P

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#67 13-12-2010 11:26am

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ibarelycare wrote: »

Are you going to pay him to advertise your website? :P

Will the url be short enough?

:pac:

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#68 13-12-2010 4:38pm

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Pdfile wrote: »

why i wasnt picked by default ill never know :mad:

Too worried about mispronounciations i'd say,
Slip of the tongue and the front page of the indo is
"Naked boards.ie Pedophile sent to dublin !"

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#69 13-12-2010 6:41pm

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Well last year's wasn't much better, Doctor Bollocko sounds like a drug dealer

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#70 14-12-2010 7:03pm

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Any idea how much has been raised yet for this?

I just donated €20 via bank account. Ref: ibarelycare re The Master

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#71 14-12-2010 8:20pm

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€25

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#72 14-12-2010 9:05pm

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I was just thinking about the Leinster house suggestion.

As funny as it would be, there are far too many Gardaí and CCTV's around there, thus a higher risk of arrest.

Maybe the Molly Malone thingy, or straddle the Phil Lynnott statue.

I'd like to see you piss on the steps of the central bank, but that too would be too high of a risk. You could just stand there with a skateboard in a parkour pose.

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#73 14-12-2010 10:33pm

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I'll donate €20, and an extra €10 if he does it holding a laser screwdriver

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#74 14-12-2010 11:08pm

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€25 in from me.

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#75 15-12-2010 1:17am

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The Master wrote:

I'm not getting stung with that one this year

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=76047
Oh yes you are son.
Yes you are.
Poor bastard.
Hehe.
There won't be so many people looking to be an AH mod after this. To get 1 mod to do it one year is hilarious. To get 2 is strange and a bit ghey. But 3 in a row makes it a tradition.

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#76 15-12-2010 1:41am

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dr.bollocko wrote: »

http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=76047
Oh yes you are son.
Yes you are.
Poor bastard.
Hehe.
There won't be so many people looking to be an AH mod after this. To get 1 mod to do it one year is hilarious. To get 2 is strange and a bit ghey. But 3 in a row makes it a tradition.

Don't forget super-rush has promised to do it next year. So he's not allowed step down or any tricks like that.

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#77 15-12-2010 10:20am

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Some shekels for the Xmas kitty:

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#78 15-12-2010 8:02pm

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So how much have we raised now?

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#79 17-12-2010 6:26pm

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I'll pledge €20 for bollocko to halve his Thanks count :cool:

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#80 22-12-2010 9:21pm

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Monkeh wrote: »

Will the url be short enough?

:pac:

http://tinyurl.com/masterpeen

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#81 22-12-2010 10:04pm

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Pledged 20 there because nothin sums up christmas more for me than a naked guy in the snow (oh please let there be snow still:D)

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#82 23-12-2010 2:20pm

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20 squids in the pot

And there's more where that came from if bollocko uncensors his

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#83 31-12-2010 9:55pm

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Did he do it yet?

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#84 31-12-2010 10:05pm

January

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Just didn't get the same support as the previous two years...

Maybe start it a bit earlier next year?

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#85 31-12-2010 10:08pm

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I tried, but was shot down.
It'll be a cold day in hell before I ever get to throw my weight around in AH again.

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#86 01-01-2011 9:55pm

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is it not happening ????? didnt we raise enough ?

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#87 02-01-2011 12:27am

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adrieanne__x wrote: »

Just didn't get the same support as the previous two years...

Maybe start it a bit earlier next year?

The Master isn't well known enough, to be blunt.

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#88 02-01-2011 3:55pm

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What... this didnt happen. FFS. Well someone better get fúckin naked.

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#89 04-01-2011 8:03pm

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FearDark wrote: »

What... this didnt happen. FFS. Well someone better get fúckin naked.

Thanks for volunteering.

<---Grabs a camera.

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#90 05-01-2011 9:11am

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CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Thanks for volunteering.

<---Grabs a camera.

If you look hard enough there are pics on here where I'm practically naked...

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#91 05-01-2011 1:04pm

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Bet if the voting hadn't been rigged, and a girl mod did it this year, we would have raised millions!

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#92 05-01-2011 2:26pm

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I've been busy and sick the last few weeks so apologies for not getting back to you all quicker.

Stand by for an announcement.

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#93 05-01-2011 5:33pm

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super-rush wrote: »

I've been busy and sick the last few weeks so apologies for not getting back to you all quicker.

Stand by for an announcement.

You are getting naked :pac:

I knew it.

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#94 07-01-2011 6:11pm

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I'm naked right now, does that count?

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#95 08-01-2011 1:55pm

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Trog wrote: »

I'm naked right now, does that count?

Depends. Are you a dude or a chick?

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#96 08-01-2011 7:49pm

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Was The Master arrested for indecent exposure?? I haven't seen him around in weeks :eek:

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#97 09-01-2011 12:16am

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I DEMAND PENIS

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#98 10-01-2011 12:26am

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Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I DEMAND PENIS

Tar has demanded it. There is no out for you now

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#99 12-01-2011 9:57pm

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Depends. Are you a dude or a chick?

That depends. Are you one of my massage customers? Cos if so, I'm whatever you want me to be...

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#100 13-01-2011 2:07pm

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Well...... What's happening?

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#101 13-01-2011 5:27pm

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That_Guy wrote: »

Well...... What's happening?

What do you think? Nothing is happening. In a few days this thread will disappear.

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