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what a pretentious bitch

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  • Registered Users Posts: 335 ✭✭markfla


    is this for real? what a wench


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭Junco Partner


    ya its for real its a news segment


  • Registered Users Posts: 79 ✭✭My.testicals


    That video = fap central!!! :eek:

    No more RedTube for me, jesus, look at those HANDS! A thing of beauty, I just, oh, I just can't help myself. Oh yeah, oh, yeah, oh, let me take a look at her face!

    :(

    Aw dammit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    yeah you're hands look good, but you have a face like a bag of hammers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,683 ✭✭✭heavyballs


    c***,i'd kidnap here and force her to fist me,schit all over the shop and don't let her wash her hands for hours
    then i'd pull of each nail with a pliars before beating the crap out of her

    i don' t like this chick


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    Ah, she's either an extremely gifted wind-up merchant or a bit mental.


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,867 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    It is an important job though - remember J.P. Prewitt?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,198 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    This has to be a wind-up!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,139 ✭✭✭-Trek-


    worst person in the world really LOL how many dictators got bumped to get that title??

    But damn the way she strokes her hands make me feel all fuzzy inside :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    that bitch is crazy...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 400 ✭✭Bugg




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 856 ✭✭✭Carl Sagan


    I hope no one is ever unlucky enough to marry her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    that bitch is crazy...

    Proper crazy


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    She never opens doors. Yeah, bitch crazy.

    Of course I'd be insane too if my entire life was based on modelling my hands and doing nothing else.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    the funny thing is if she wasnt getting $100 /hr for modeling them, she would be labelled as one MAJOR nutcase..but harmless..she'd never pick up anything to hurt you with and wouldn't strangle you either [think of the hands darling think of the hands]


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Zoolander84.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I dont suppose there's any chance of her sticking two or three fingers up your arse during sex.

    Hand jobs are out of the question i'd say.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,683 ✭✭✭heavyballs


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I dont suppose there's any chance of her sticking two or three fingers up your arse during sex.

    Hand jobs are out of the question i'd say.

    great minds ............look at my previous post

    was just thinking you'd get one of those blow jobs with no hands off her,love them.only problem i find is if you apply slightly too much pressure to the back of their head they can semi choke and have to start again


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I'd finger her


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,198 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I'd finger her

    You'd have to, there's no chance of her doing it herself!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    She never opens doors. Yeah, bitch crazy.

    She obviously doesn't open doors with her hands , did you see "de hack of her face?"


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    didn't last a minute. that was ridiculous.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Sisko


    omfg

    "My husband never even held my hand till our wedding night"



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    My God shes actually proud of being a complete freak

    'those feet can act'


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,516 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Ah, she does have a handy job alright...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    I can see why she is quite protective of them, she earns a good bit of living off her hand jobs.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,596 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    WindSock wrote: »
    I can see why she is quite protective of them, she earns a good bit of living off her hand jobs.
    Yeh thats fair enough, but be protective within the realms of normality. Shes off her chops. Imagine having to put up with that crap everyday?:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 882 ✭✭✭fulhamfanincork


    'tis handy to have a job in times like these.


  • Registered Users Posts: 949 ✭✭✭M.J.M.C


    She says she charges 100 dollars an hour for a hand job?...... rip off!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,983 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    "OH my god! I have the BIGGEST snot! its just right there! oh ****!"

    "Manuel! Asso el wippo!!"

    Seriously though, Jesus was the greatest hand model!


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