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  • 15-12-2010 10:41am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    Went for my hair cut today.

    Sat in the chair and had a number two.

    Stunk the whole place out.
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    They have found a cure for Homosexuality,

    Lip Balm....

    You rub it on your bum hole and it keeps the chaps away!
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    I bought my self some aftershave today and it smells just like bread crumbs

    Now I cant keep the birds off me.
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    I hate it in films when they have sex scenes and both the man and the woman both orgasm at the same time

    The only time me and a girl orgasmed at the same time, she didn't even know I was in the cupboard!!

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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