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So i kidnapped a blind guy this morning
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16-12-2010 9:30am#1
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One thing I've always wondered..
After using the toilet. how does a blind person know when they've finished wiping their bum?
On a slight tangent - there was a dude who used to drink in Fibbers in Galway who had no arms. He was a bit of an alco and while walking home one night past a circus, he tried to pet a lion through the bars of its cage, the lion ripped off his arm, at which point he put in his other to retrieve the first only to have that removed as well.
Anyway when he used to drink in the pub he'd need to go for a slash, the regulars all realised his tactic pretty quickly and used to keep an eye on him, he'd wait until some poor unsuspecting soul wandered into the jacks and follow them in and ask them to lend him a hand...0 -
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On a slight tangent - there was a dude who used to drink in Fibbers in Galway who had no arms. He was a bit of an alco and while walking home one night past a circus, he tried to pet a lion through the bars of its cage, the lion ripped off his arm, at which point he put in his other to retrieve the first only to have that removed as well.
Anyway when he used to drink in the pub he'd need to go for a slash, the regulars all realised his tactic pretty quickly and used to keep an eye on him, he'd wait until some poor unsuspecting soul wandered into the jacks and follow them in and ask them to lend him a hand...
Thats probably the same guy that came up to me in Lidl one day in galway & asked me to bring a flagan of cider to the till for him. After i got it up there he said thats grand cheers......i think he had friends the far side that would help him from there.....but it brought up a load of questions....would they have to lift the bottle to his mouth?! whats happens when he needs to piss?! etc etc. the questions got worse.
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So you can't tell the difference between two completely different people? Sure YOU aren't blind?
Ah its easy done, I once seen my uncle at the traffic lights when I was walking and he said he’d pull in ahead for a chat I said not a bother, crossed the street and jumped into the front passenger seat of not only the wrong car, wrong make, wrong colour and wrong driver. I had jumped into a blue opel passat when my uncle was across the street in a silver bmw m3.
Guy driving the car didn’t know what was going on. How simple was that!?
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Ah its easy done, I once seen my uncle at the traffic lights when I was walking and he said he’d pull in ahead for a chat I said not a bother, crossed the street and jumped into the front passenger seat of not only the wrong car, wrong make, wrong colour and wrong driver. I had jumped into a blue opel passat when my uncle was across the street in a silver bmw m3.
Guy driving the car didn’t know what was going on. How simple was that!? :pac:
Impressive, jumping into imaginary cars like that!0 -
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sentient_6 wrote: »Thats probably the same guy that came up to me in Lidl one day in galway & asked me to bring a flagan of cider to the till for him. After i got it up there he said thats grand cheers......i think he had friends the far side that would help him from there.....but it brought up a load of questions....would they have to lift the bottle to his mouth?! whats happens when he needs to piss?! etc etc. the questions got worse.
He used to ask people to open the bottle for him, he'd keep a pair of long straws in his top pocket and get whoever was helping him to put the straw in and the bottle in his pocket for him and sup away.0 -
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