Thursday Funnies

MonkieSocks

A blonde is standing in an elevator with a few other people when a man wearing a black suit steps on.

It's evident that the man has dandruff problems, because it can be seen on the shoulders of his suit.

Two floors later the man gets off, and after door closes someone says,

"Someone should really give that guy some Head & Shoulders."


The blonde then responds,

"Yeah… Hey, how do you give shoulders?"

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My Wife was driving when she saw the flash of a traffic camera.

She figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though he knew that she was not speeding.

Just to be sure, she went around the block and passed the same spot,

Driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

Now she began to think that this was quite funny, so she drove even slower as she passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed.

She tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while she rolled past at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, she got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.

You can't fix stupid.

folan

Hey, howd you sort this time travelling thingy?

MonkieSocks

folan wrote: »

Hey, howd you sort this time travelling thingy?

All this time traveling is confusing me..................I think I'll need a new secretary.

The one I have at the moment is Blonde and from Tralee :rolleyes:

dh0661

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