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Thursday Funnies 2

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  • 16-12-2010 12:42pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    Mick is driving past the bus stop & sees Paddy standing there.

    "Want a lift?" says Mick.

    "Better not" says Paddy,

    "I will miss my bus"!

    _____________________________________________

    Paddy & Murphy come across a girl with a bike that has a flat tyre.

    Murphy leaves Paddy to help her & goes on his way.

    A few minutes later Paddy passes Murphy on the girl's bike.

    "what happened?" asks Murphy.

    "well, I fixed her bike & be jaysus she takes her knickers off,
    lies on the ground & says take what ya want big boy!"

    I took the bike.

    "Good oh ya" says Murphy,

    "I'm sure the knickers wouldn't fit ya anyway"!

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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