Premier League Ugly 11

massdebater

GK:

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Krul

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DEF: --Bramble--J.Collins--Lescott--Perch--
MID: ----D.Fletcher----Kuyt(c)----Park----
FOR: ----Tevez----Harewood----Rooney---

Subs: Gomes, Skrtel, Modric, Bowyer

Manager: Ian Holloway

Don't ask why I done this. I'm bored

Gillington

I'd have Kuyt on the wing and Fletcher CM

Max Power1

lmao

playing rooney out of positon to accomodate harewood?

Mikeyt086

Ji-Sung Park?



GTFO!

Just Contribute

Kyrgiakos, anyone?



Better defender than Titus Bramble too.

WallyGUFC

Fellaini's hair doesn't do him any favours...

Max Power1

actually lol at playing kuyt as a cm

JerryHandbag

WallyGUFC wrote: »

Fellaini's hair doesn't do him any favours...

Either does his face :pac:

SantryRed

massdebater wrote: »

Don't ask why I done this. I'm bored

You obviously want to massdebate over them

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

How on Stoke players made the list! They have 1 ugly ass team, Faye, Shawcross, Etherington, Fuller + Whitehead just off the top of my head!

PHB

Park? Are you nuts.

flahavaj

massdebater wrote: »

GK:

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Krul

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DEF: --Bramble--J.Collins--Lescott--Perch--
MID: ----D.Fletcher----Kuyt(c)----Park----
FOR: ----Tevez----Harewood----Rooney---

Subs: Gomes, Skrtel, Modric, Bowyer

Manager: Ian Holloway

Don't ask why I done this. I'm bored

Harry Redknapp with his funny looking droopy face surely as manager?

Nemanja91

Sammy lee has to be assistant manager.

tommyhaas

Will you be needing a goalkeeping coach??

yahoo_moe

The 'Pretty Boys' XI would hammer them tbh:

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Szczesny

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Rafael--R. Johnson--Upson--Enrique

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Kompany

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Fabregas

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Lampard

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Van der Vaart *

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Van Persie

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Torres


Manager: Roberto Martinez


* His missus definitely makes it onto any 'Pretty Girls XI' too.

Just Contribute

flahavaj wrote: »

Harry Redknapp with his funny looking droopy face surely as manager?

Or Roy Hodgson?

flahavaj

Just Contribute wrote: »

Or Roy Hodgson?

Or indeed Stevie Bruce and his magnificent collapsing proboscis.

massdebater

Harry Redknapp was seriously close to getting the nod as manager. So was Avram Grant. Holloway's eyes won it for him in the end.

Kyrgiakos was very close to making the team too. As was Elokobe from Wolves. Sagna's fairly ugly too.

Where's all this man-love for Park coming from? lol at the wee head on him running round the pitch!

And by the way, I didn't care about picking players in their best positions. I know Kuyt, Fletcher and Rooney are out of position. If I were playing them in their best positions, Perch would be a sub

Wolfe Tone

Obertan with the head

massdebater

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

Obertan with the head

Obertan's head = Sylvestre's head

~Rebel~

massdebater wrote: »

Obertan's head = Sylvestre's head

See, THIS is the type of maths they should teach in schools!

Dolph Starbeam

I remember years ago making these teams with a mate during Irish class, believe it or not Luke Chadwick appeared on the ugly team every time we did it :pac: Krul, Bramble and Park are harsh calls for the ugly team. Redknapp for manager too.

Ian Holloway

“I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it too. I suppose thats one of the main reasons women come to football games, to see the young men take their shirts off. Of course they’d have to go and watch another game because my lads are as ugly as sin.”

That front 3 of Harewood, Tevez and Rooney would scare the life out of any defence...

The_B_Man

Manager: Iain Dowie.



lol
EDIT: I also found these while searching for Dowie pics:
Kuyt

and
Ribery

massdebater

MOG7 wrote: »

I remember years ago making these teams with a mate during Irish class, believe it or not Luke Chadwick appeared on the ugly team every time we did it :pac: Krul, Bramble and Park are harsh calls for the ugly team.

The keeper was a tough choice actually, good lookin bunch most of them:o

I wanted Luke Chadwick in the team but goddamn him not playin premiership!

Pity Ribery's not in the premiership...

EDIT: the B man beat me to it with Ribery!

Jesus Wept

Kuyt? Pull the other one.

There must be a place in this team for Luke Chadwick.

bonerm

massdebater wrote: »

GK:

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Krul

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DEF: --Bramble--J.Collins--Lescott--Perch--
MID: ----D.Fletcher----Kuyt(c)----Park----
FOR: ----Tevez----Harewood----Rooney---

Subs: Gomes, Skrtel, Modric, Bowyer

Manager: Ian Holloway

Don't ask why I done this. I'm bored

I think Tevez should be the captain. For one thing the other 10x can at least claim to look like humans at first glance.

eagle eye

Did Gary Neville retire?

Ryan Nelsen from Blackburn also.

cson

This thread is ghey.

Xavi6

yahoo_moe wrote: »

The 'Pretty Boys' XI would hammer them tbh:

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Szczesny

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Rafael--R. Johnson--Upson--Enrique

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Kompany

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Fabregas

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Lampard

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Van der Vaart *

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Van Persie

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Torres


Manager: Roberto Martinez


* His missus definitely makes it onto any 'Pretty Girls XI' too.

Really?

pickarooney

The impossibly handsome if perenially injured Roque Santa Cruz should surely walk/limp into that pretty boys XI.

JerryHandbag

massdebater wrote: »

Where's all this man-love for Park coming from? lol at the wee head on him running round the pitch!

But thats how most Koreans look, are you calling the whole country ugly?


Are you a racist now Father?

Ji Sung Park is on boards ya know, he should come on and defend himself!

WallyGUFC

Surely Ronaldinho's teeth merit a mention also.

speedboatchase

I love how Gomes looks like a regular version of the world's smallest man

eZe^

Hahah, great thread, I remember during the WC making a handsome vs ugly XI. The ugly XI was way better.

SlickRic

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Gomes

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G Neville----Lescott

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Skrtel

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Perch

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Fletcher

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Modric

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Kuyt

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Arshavin

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Bale

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Tevez

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Manager: Ian Holloway

homerjay2005

The lacking of Drogba is surprising, after tevez, he is most ugliest man in the premiership IMO.

Neville has to be in there, obertan is not exacltly an oil painting also.

massdebater

SlickRic wrote: »

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Gomes

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G Neville----Lescott

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Skrtel

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Perch

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Fletcher

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Modric

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Kuyt

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Arshavin

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Bale

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Tevez

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Manager: Ian Holloway

+1 on Bale. I was gonna throw him in my team too but thought everyone would give out to me.

Pity Paul McShane got relegated. Messi would walk into any of these teams too

Yakult

Tevez looks like a caveman. Definally the ugliest.

bonerm

R_H_C_P wrote: »

Tevez looks like a caveman. Definally the ugliest.

That's being generous. Every time I see him I feel like making a cup of tea.

pickarooney

Bale and Arshavin??

yahoo_moe

Xavi6 wrote: »

Really?

Well, the pretty boys were a bit light at DM so I stretched the definition a bit to get Kompany in. A lot of girls like the serious bald look though.

eZe^ wrote: »

Hahah, great thread, I remember during the WC making a handsome vs ugly XI. The ugly XI was way better.

That's because you can bring Messi into a WC Ugly XI. He's a lot of things but pretty ain't one of them

shano_88

Arshavin?

Warper

Skrtel and Arshavin should be replaced with Scholes and Rio Ferdinand.

Pound for pound Man Utd must be the ugliest team in the PL.

SlickRic

pickarooney wrote: »

Bale and Arshavin??

Bale looks like a cross between an elf and a gorilla.

Arshavin just looks like a little pixie or something; probably harsh, but i didn't feel like thinking about it for too long.

shano_88

Warper wrote: »

Skrtel and Arshavin should be replaced with Scholes and Rio Ferdinand.

Pound for pound Man Utd must be the ugliest team in the PL.

Stoke are an ugly bunch aswell. Its close though.

That_Guy

pickarooney wrote: »

Bale and Arshavin??

Quite ugly tbf.

I'd stick Jonas in there too actually. Milner would probably get a shout too.

massdebater

Nile Ranger and Delfonso (spelling?) look weird too. Real awkward looking with odd shaped heads

That_Guy

massdebater wrote: »

Nile Ranger and Delfonso (spelling?) look weird too. Real awkward looking with odd shaped heads

Gigantic head, small body.

Bosingwa has an unfortunate mono brow type thing going on so he should get a luck in... Same could apply for Ashley Cole.

homerjay2005

pickarooney wrote: »

Bale and Arshavin??

well Bale does look like a monkey..

not sure though on arshavin, nothing striking abotu him at all.

u140acro3xs7dm

Glen Whelan and Dicky Dunne need a mention too

Dolph Starbeam

That_Guy wrote: »

Gigantic head, small body.

Bosingwa has an unfortunate mono brow type thing going on so he should get a luck in... Same could apply for Ashley Cole.

Ah yes Bosingwa defiantley. His unibrow actually scares me.



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