Rihanna or Kate Perry

Novella

Rihanna. After seeing her on the X Factor the other night, definitely Rihanna.

Lia_lia

Kate Perry

Rihanna. Never got the Katy thing to be honest. Don't like her face

bonerm

Neither of them really impress me but that's mainly because I usually go out with movie stars and supermodels.

btard

I used to like Katy. Then I found out she was shaging that hairy creep :eek:
It turned me off completely and I lost all respect for her. Can't even watch her when she's on telly now. Ignorance is bliss

villabren

Mareid Farrell. Or failing that, I suppose Katy would have to do..

DarkJager

Defo Katy Perry. That Rhianna one just ticks all the wrong boxes and annoys the **** out of me.

bmw535d

Kate Perry

holy suffering jaysus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82VE8UtW8A

mgmt

villabren wrote: »

Mareid Farrell. Or failing that, I suppose Katy would have to do..

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

muck

villabren

Proof that there is no god: That hairy, unfunny, self absorbed twat Russell Brand has more than his fair share (about 10 blokes' share) of poon in his life and then gets to marry Katy Perry. This is the evidence I use when I'm having the existence-of-god debate with religious people. Didn't manage to change me mam's mind though...

villabren

mgmt wrote: »

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

muck

I'll thank you to keep a civil tongue in your head when you talk about my future wife young man. that time her and Grainne Seoige had the big slagging match was a wasted opportunity and should've been sorted in the proper fashion. with a pillow fight in their underwear.

Cook my sock

Neither.

Zooey Deschanel.

Tar.Aldarion

dont find either attractive, in fact katy really unattractive.

blaze1

orourkeda wrote: »

Rihanna. I have no interest in her but only because no man should ever lower themselves to being Russell Brands sloppy seconds.

Never thought of it that way......

I'd love to punch that guy

pickarooney

Let's call it a draw.

Bottle_of_Smoke

Rhianna is better looking but I choose Katy Perry because she's white.

highnc

as Harry Hill would say...

I like Rihanna but i also like Katy, but which is better....there's only one way to find out....FFFFIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

humanji

I honestly think Rihanna is plain ugly. A weird triangle face that starts with a 10-foot forehead and ends in a tiny chin.

And Perry is a poor man's Zooey Deschanel. And as said above, the thought of Russel Brand's festering sloppy seconds is nasty.

I think you're all aiming really low with these two. Even I've gone out with better looking girls, and I'm a freak

Tar.Aldarion

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

dont find either attractive, in fact katy really unattractive.

Specsavers for you sir.

Richard Noggin

I don't like Rihanna's face at all and I lost all interest in Katy Perry when I found out she was with Russell Brand.

Both are also very annoying.To choose one, it would be Perry but give me Zooey Deschanel over her anyday.

godscop

kERRY KATONA :cool:

Blazer

Kate Perry

godscop wrote: »

kERRY KATONA :cool:

Finally ..someone with lower standards than the majority of AH users..prepare to be vilified

godscop

Sc@recrow wrote: »

Finally ..someone with lower standards than the majority of AH users..prepare to be vilified

Realistic standards...






*runs*

Birneybau

Hmm, decisions, decisions...





It's a toss up for me...






















I am aware of innuendo in preceding sentence and it was deliberate

Ironman76

KATY PERRY ALL THE WAY!

Cracker ! !!

landsleaving

Birneybau wrote: »

Dear fashion/stylists

WTF?

- Lands

Kidchameleon

Id rather have them both to be honest. Hmmm, where to go first?!

studioguest

ronnie3585 wrote: »

Katy Perry. She's way hotter and she married to Russell Brand so you know she's filthy.

I'll second that Ronnie. I'd say she'd leave it back fairly small allright

I think Rihanna's face is wierd, it reminds me of a face of one of them little white fluffy dogs that Paris Hilton carrys around in a handbag....

sbsquarepants

Richard Noggin wrote: »

I don't like Rihanna's face at all and I lost all interest in Katy Perry when I found out she was with Russell Brand.

Both are also very annoying.To choose one, it would be Perry but give me Zooey Deschanel over her anyday.

Zooey looks very much like Katy don't you think?.
Katy for me, but it's a close run thing, i'd do all 3, infact Russel might even get a complimentary reach around if he lets me have a shot of Katy!
I wouldn't be the biggest Rihanna fan, but i have to admit she's damn hot with that red hair:)





Eh, in case you're reading Russ, no you wouldn't. But i'd still like a shot of your wife!

Lukekul

wernstrom! wrote: »

Neither. They're both talentless make-up caked non-entities.

I bet you're a hoot at parties

greenmachine88

Katy Perry by a country mile

http://www.personamagazine.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/rihanna.jpg

http://chismetime.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/katy-perry-esquire-3-500x652.jpg

Wolfe Tone

Hmmm, Rhianna I suppose, but she can stay the hell away from my car keys.


Dont want Brands sloppy seconds.

Tar.Aldarion

Clarissa Breezy Nag wrote: »

Specsavers for you sir.

Just got two pairs there actually

BOHtox

Kate Perry

greenmachine88 wrote: »

Katy Perry by a country mile

http://www.personamagazine.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/rihanna.jpg

http://chismetime.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/katy-perry-esquire-3-500x652.jpg

Very selective there

Handsome Bob

Kate Perry

What kind of monster would try to make one choose!?

stupidusername

Kate Perry

I really don't see what the thing is about katy perry. I mean I can tell a good looking girl as much as the next person, but I never got this. She's so plain looking. ya she's not ugly, obviously, but she sure as hell isn't a stunner. I would prefer Rhianna myself.

AckwelFoley

Kate Perry. Anyday.

But id lick out Rihanna after to get the taste of russell brand out of my mouth

Chuchoter

Kate Perry

Rihanna wins hands down. Have you not seen Te Amo?

Does Katy Perry's face not annoy you?

mickydoomsux

stupidusername wrote: »

I really don't see what the thing is about katy perry. I mean I can tell a good looking girl as much as the next person, but I never got this. She's so plain looking. ya she's not ugly, obviously, but she sure as hell isn't a stunner. I would prefer Rhianna myself.

She has massive tits.

She is rather plain looking other than that as you say. Much prefer Rihanna myself but i have a touch of jungle fever anyway.

Son Of A Vidic

digme wrote: »

both are dogs

Indeed. An alternative option like the above would have been nice.

sonic85

neither. both waaaaaay overrated

Muff_Daddy

Kate Perry

Rihanna for me. Katy Perry is a BOBFOC (body off batwatch, face off crimewatch). Seriously average looking face.

Neither girl would be in my top 200 though.

Namlub

BOHtox wrote: »

Very selective there

He's hardly going to pick pictures where she looks like a dog to fap over...

mstan

Rihanna if she wasn't black

MagicMarker

mstan wrote: »

Rihanna if she wasn't black

Oooooh, controversial!

Katy Perry without a shadow of a doubt.

Asphyxia

Katy Perry for me. I love her style, music and personality so much more Although Rihanna is really rocking the deadly red hair

NoDice

Katy Perry! She's on my list of celebs-I'm-allowed(by the OH)--to-sleep-with-if-I-ever-have-the-opportunity to meet them and their permission of course!

She's seriously hawt, love the way she dresses and the way her hair and make up is. She's also so happy-looking all the time. Gotta love that smile and that rack! Team Katy!

coffeelover

Definatly Katie Perry. I love her music

Angron

I'd go with neither. Don't find either particularly attractive. Someone can use my pick to take the threesome.

whatsamsn

Kate Perry

Rihanna.
She is one sexy black girl.

Thats not to say Katy Perry isnt hot as hell herself. But any time I think of her I think of Russell Brand now lol.

Dudess

Equally pretty but Rihanna seems like less of a gobsh1te and Katy Perry has the better figure. IMO.
Both have some good pop toons, as well as some monumentally awful ones.