Weirdest in your place of work ?

godscop

After me, There's a guy in my office, 35 and lives at home with his mum. He's a virgin and he collects cuddly toys. He goes everywhere with his mother (shopping, holidays, the gym etc) and he talks about it as though it's the most normal thing in the world.

He came in one day and asked if we have noticed anything different about him. After going through the obvious, he said "I have new inners in my shoes and I have got a bit of a spring in my step" :eek:

Weird ****.

bambera

godscop wrote: »

After me, There's a guy in my office, 35 and lives at home with his mum. He's a virgin and he collects cuddly toys. He goes everywhere with his mother (shopping, holidays, the gym etc) and he talks about it as though it's the most normal thing in the world.

He came in one day and asked if we have noticed anything different about him. After going through the obvious, he said "I have new inners in my shoes and I have got a bit of a spring in my step" :eek:

Weird ****.

He seems obliviously happy, which is more than can be said for a lot of people

bonerm

You're never a virgin when you have a cuddly toy.

chin_grin

bonerm wrote: »

You're never a virgin when you have a cuddly toy.

Depends..................


Eh. I mean. Ah f*ck.

godscop

bambera wrote: »

He seems obliviously happy, which is more than can be said for a lot of people

Ah cheer up its christmas

iPlop

godscop wrote: »

After me, There's a guy in my office, 35 and lives at home with his mum. He's a virgin and he collects cuddly toys. He goes everywhere with his mother (shopping, holidays, the gym etc) and he talks about it as though it's the most normal thing in the world.

He came in one day and asked if we have noticed anything different about him. After going through the obvious, he said "I have new inners in my shoes and I have got a bit of a spring in my step" :eek:

Weird ****.

I wonder does he

fcuk his

his mother the dirty fecker

Seanachai

OP , do you work in Santry?

kfallon

godscop wrote: »

Ah cheer up its christmas

The time of year you hate???

chin_grin

Sink The Banana wrote: »

I wonder does he

fcuk his

his mother the dirty fecker

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

godscop

kfallon wrote: »

The time of year you hate???

I do, he dosent..;)

prinz

Seanachai wrote: »

OP , do you work in Santry?

:eek: If the age was a bit higher 40 and the above correct I think I know who that refers to.

bonerm

Sink The Banana wrote: »

I wonder does he

fcuk his

his mother the dirty fecker

I'm sure she can

buy her own clothes

.

Sykk

godscop wrote: »

I'm in my office, 35 and live at home with my mum. I'm a virgin and I collects cuddly toys. I goes everywhere with my mother (shopping, holidays, the gym etc) and I talks about it as though it's the most normal thing in the world.

I came in one day and asked if anyone noticed anything different about me. After going through the obvious, I told them I had new shoes and had a spring in my step..

They don't get me, they're all weird.

FYP

PS: Forever alone

Herb Powell

*cries*

godscop

Seanachai wrote: »

OP , do you work in Santry?

Not far..:)

Earthhorse

Sink The Banana wrote: »

I wonder does he

fcuk his

his mother the dirty fecker

I hope he doesn't. Pretty rude to blank someone you live with.

iPlop

bonerm wrote: »

I'm sure she can

buy her own clothes

.

I bet he

ware's her clothes

bonerm

Sink The Banana wrote: »

I bet he

ware's her clothes

He

sells

her clothes?

iPlop

bonerm wrote: »

He

sells

her clothes?

After he

wares them

first

chin_grin

Sink The Banana wrote: »

After he

wares them

first

So he sells them. Buys them back. Has a good oul 'ware'. And then sells them again? Good lord this guys' a freak.

bonerm

chin_grin wrote: »

So he sells them. Buys them back. Has a good oul 'ware'. And then sells them again? Good lord this guys' a freak.

Not to mention his cuddly toys which look like sticky roadkill by the time he's finished debasing them.

Weirdo!

iPlop

chin_grin wrote: »

So he sells them. Buys them back. Has a good oul 'ware'. And then sells them again? Good lord this guys' a freak.

He also

cracks one off in them

before he sells them

godscop

I saw him one day

eat his ear wax

chin_grin

bonerm wrote: »

Not to mention his cuddly toys which look like sticky roadkill by the time he's finished debasing them.

Weirdo!

Like a 'badly filled kebab' was what I heard. Or a 'four day old jambon'. Disgusting stuff.

bonerm

godscop wrote: »

I saw him one day

eat his ear wax

You should worry when you see him

eat his bum wax

chin_grin

bonerm wrote: »

You should worry when you see him

eat his bum wax

His Aristocrats act leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination either. Depraved.

spider guardian

i hate when cows get into the garden, they make sh1te of the place

bonerm

chin_grin wrote: »

His Aristocrats act leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination either. Depraved.

I've heard he's the only performer that does an Aristocrats that actually has no punchline. He basically just keeps performing until the entire audience leaves in horror.

chin_grin

bonerm wrote: »

I've heard he's the only performer that does an Aristocrats that actually has no punchline. He basically just keeps performing until the entire audience leaves in horror.

Or until they die from throwing up pretty much all of their bodily fluids. I'm not even sure that's biologically sound. But hey, it's what I heard.

blaze1

theres a few,
i'm not a homophobe but I think that gay men really try to shock as much as possible.

a few years ago a dude i was training, said sorry I have to go to teh toilet, i've got sweetcorn stuck under my foreskin.....

So now i make the extra effort to show them bluewaffle as much as I can...

chin_grin

blaze1 wrote: »

So now i make the extra effort to show them bluewaffle as much as I can...

Jesus. Just wash FFS!

blaze1

chin_grin wrote: »

Jesus. Just wash FFS!

I dont have bluewaffle... I've swine flu sword :rolleyes:

AnonoBoy

But I do have a spring in my step.

What's so wrong with that?

starlit

OP, Tis a bit sad to be honest...35 living with mammy, doing everything together like shopping and holidays (that's ok for a girl or those who do that sort of thing anyway and lives away from home too), he a virgin....does he like to be spoilt or just a manchild that his mother has mothered and smoothered him so much that he won't grow up? Understandable if he might be a virgin but if he hasn't ever had a girlfriend or kissed a girl, or even gone near a girl I would be very worried!! Is he a bit awkward/geeky in anyway or just a mammys boy?

godscop

snuggles285 wrote: »

OP, Tis a bit sad to be honest...35 living with mammy, doing everything together like shopping and holidays (that's ok for a girl or those who do that sort of thing anyway and lives away from home too), he a virgin....does he like to spoilt or just a manchild that his mother has mothered and smoothered him so much that he won't grow up? Understandable if he might be a virgin but if he hasn't ever had a girlfriend or kissed a girl, or even gone near a girl I wouldn't be very worried!! Is it a bit awkward/geeky in anyway or just a mammys boy?

I think he is a manchild tbh. He likes jedward :eek:. Never had a girlfriend but is a bit of a perv.

phill106

Remember, if you can't think of the weirdo in your place, it is probably you!

knird evol

Did a shipment of out-of-date milk go out this morning or something???

starlit

godscop wrote: »

I think he is a manchild tbh. He likes jedward :eek:. Never had a girlfriend but is a bit of a perv.

Oh dear god! Think he needs a make over for Christmas whatcha think!? Jedward you serious?...a little ghey and childish!? Never had a girlfriend that figures! A perv he sounds more like a teenager! Well then guess you can blame mammy! She mammied him too much and never let him get out of his shell to grow up! Think you have described 40 year old virgin guy in that film! How is it that he hasn't been influenced in anyway by other guys though??? He needs to get real though! Poor guy, not many virgin marys out there and would live up to his mammy!

godscop

He never goes out, after work its home to mammy. He eats cold pudding sandwiches..He has more blackheads than harlem. Goes to the toilet and is gone ages..!! Wears the most hideous clothes. No hope for him. When mammy dies he is ****ed.

starlit

godscop wrote: »

He never goes out, after work its home to mammy. He eats cold pudding sandwiches..He has more blackheads than harlem. Goes to the toilet and is gone ages..!! Wears the most hideous clothes. No hope for him. When mammy dies he is ****ed.

Ah the poor guy! You mean to tell me he never goes out? does he not drink at all? even some who are teetotal would have gone out at some point? He lives in dublin?? You think he be willing to meet people even joining something without his mammy! Has he any social life other than his mammy? He needs to focus on other people other than his mammy! He really needs to clean up his act really, I can imagine he would wear hiddeous clothes. He in doubt will be. No woman would want him though!? Maybe a dog or cat?? He needs a wife fast! Someone like him though! Make sense...:rolleyes:

godscop

snuggles285 wrote: »

Ah the poor guy! You mean to tell me he never goes out? does he not drink at all? even some who are teetotal would have gone out at some point? He lives in dublin?? You think he be willing to meet people even joining something without his mammy! Has he any social life other than his mammy? He needs to focus on other people other than his mammy! He really needs to clean up his act really, I can imagine he would weard hiddeous clothes. He in doubt will be. No woman would want him though!? Maybe a dog or cat?? He needs a wife fast! Someone like though! Make sense...:rolleyes:

Well he goes to the bingo with mammy..

Knasher

phill106 wrote: »

Remember, if you can't think of the weirdo in your place, it is probably you!

What if you think you're the weirdo, does that mean you aren't?

starlit

godscop wrote: »

Well he goes to the bingo with mammy..

What is he 5 or 65 more like? Come on, bingo. He must be fairly ugly...does he wear glasses? crooked teeth? Stink? Blackheads, good god, his not 15 like!? He needs to grow up and act his age not his shoe size! Does he go to mass with mammy? He really needs to get out more and take up another different hobby from mammy. He needs to start going places without mammy for once! He be a new man! He change for the better! Introduce him to a hot girl it might buck him up! Yet he is mature enough to land a job mmm. Can he drive? Do his own thing at home like cook his own dinner, clean up after himself??? Does his mammy give him a lunch box to work? How uncool. does he watch cartoons....thinks what he wears is fashionable and top notch? Can he approach women at all? Maybe have an after work thing where he can go and ye join him, like a bolwing alley or something it might be fun...get him to integrate with women etc! Show him the way to manhood and masculinity!

fakearms123

I heard he

gets his mother to insert her fist into his anus while she fists her own anus and just when they're about to reach a maximum height of pleasure they lock in an intense kiss, this kiss is made even more climactic by them sucking on the mothers fist as they both hold each other in their arms

.... too much? :eek:

phill106

Knasher wrote: »

What if you think you're the weirdo, does that mean you aren't?

Yes, goes along with the, if you have to ask yourself are you mad, your probably not mad.

phill106

fakearms123 wrote: »

I heard he

gets his mother to insert her fist into his anus while she fists her own anus and just when they're about to reach a maximum height of pleasure they lock in an intense kiss, this kiss is made even more climactic by them sucking on the mothers fist as they both hold each other in their arms

.... too much? :eek:

My eyes!
My eyes!

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Rabble Rabble

snuggles285 wrote: »

What is he 5 or 65 more like? Come on, bingo. He must be fairly ugly...does he wear glasses? crooked teeth? Stink? Blackheads, good god, his not 15 like!? He needs to grow up and act his age not his shoe size! Does he go to mass with mammy? He really needs to get out more and take up another different hobby from mammy. He needs to start going places without mammy for once! He be a new man! He change for the better! Introduce him to a hot girl it might buck him up! Yet he is mature enough to land a job mmm. Can he drive? Do his own thing at home like cook his own dinner, clean up after himself??? Does his mammy give him a lunch box to work? How uncool. does he watch cartoons....thinks what he wears is fashionable and top notch? Can he approach women at all? Maybe have an after work thing where he can go and ye join him, like a bolwing alley or something it might be fun...get him to integrate with women etc! Show him the way to manhood and masculinity!

FFS, has this thread made you feel like an stream of consciousness agony aunt?

Speaking as someone who is younger, has a gf, runs a company, left home at 17 and has lived in 4 cities and 3 countries in the meantime I dont think this guy needs to change his ways at all. If he is happy, let him be.

Knasher

phill106 wrote: »

Yes, goes along with the, if you have to ask yourself are you mad, your probably not mad.

Damn I accepted your logic and decided I wasn't the weirdest, which of course opened up the possibility that I was the weirdest all over again. I'm now stuck in a recursive loop between being the weirdest and being normal.

Which then means I'm spending 50% of my time being normal right? Which really doesn't sound all that weird.

Damn this could go on for a while.

starlit

Rabble Rabble wrote: »

FFS, has this thread made you feel like an stream of consciousness agony aunt?

No. I'm just advising the OP that's all.

Speaking as someone who is younger, has a gf, runs a company, left home at 17 and has lived in 4 cities and 3 countries in the meantime I dont think this guy needs to change his ways at all. If he is happy, let him be.

Ya thats fair point. If he is happy the way things are so be it. It's just strange. I know people don't necessarily have to follow the crowd or be the way society wants us to be. There was a time when it was repressed that we couldn't be who we wanted to be because of the strict rules of the catholic church in the 20th century and the plight of history in the previous centuries. Its just weird that a person of his age acts like a child! Fair enough he lives with mammy, do things together, thats normal but the other aspects of him makes him being percieved as a child rather than a grown up and he doesn't seem to realise that! Something is holding him back from growing up that's what I am assuming! If his happy his happy but the time will come and his mammy won't be around what will he do then!? What has to fall back on, nothing only himself! Its a bit of a sad and lonely life he will live if he hasn't much of a social life to begin with he will feel left out and out of the loop. What can he do....he could adjust his circumstances not necessarily change them.

godscop

snuggles285 wrote: »

Ya thats fair point. If he is happy the way things are so be it. It's just strange. I know people don't necessarily have to follow the crowd or be the way society wants us to be. There was a time when it was repressed that we couldn't be who we wanted to be because of the strict rules of the catholic church in the 20th century and the plight of history in the previous centuries. Its just weird that a person of his age acts like a child! Fair enough he lives with mammy, do things together, thats normal but the other aspects of him makes him being percieved as a child rather than a grown up and he doesn't seem to realise that! Something is holding him back from growing up that's what I am assuming! If his happy his happy but the time will come and his mammy won't be around what will he do then!? What has to fall back on, nothing only himself! Its a bit of a sad and lonely life he will live if he hasn't much of a social life to begin with he will feel left out and out of the loop. What can he do....he could adjust his circumstances not necessarily change them.

He is free at 5 ?

fonecrusher1

Place i used to work, there was this guy who probably would have been considered the biggest weirdo. Weirdo is a bit harsh though...unusual would be a better description. Late 30's, V-neck jumper,white shirt & tie every day, trousers just a bit too short, greased hair combed across forehead, refused to drive (he was a bus user), slight lisp, no kids or partner, almost definitely a virgin, lived with the mother. The guy wasn't doing himself any favours with the v-neck jumpers. Seriously they were like something a 60 year old would wear.

I used to occasionally talk to him & he wasn't a bad guy, just odd.