Weirdest in your place of work ?

chin_grin

fakearms123 wrote: »

I heard he

gets his mother to insert her fist into his anus while she fists her own anus and just when they're about to reach a maximum height of pleasure they lock in an intense kiss, this kiss is made even more climactic by them sucking on the mothers fist as they both hold each other in their arms

.... too much? :eek:

You listen to Doug Stanhope, don't you?

starlit

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Place i used to work, there was this guy who probably would have been considered the biggest weirdo. Weirdo is a bit harsh though...unusual would be a better description. Late 30's, V-neck jumper,white shirt & tie every day, trousers just a bit too short, greased hair combed across forehead, refused to drive (he was a bus user), slight lisp, no kids or partner, almost definitely a virgin, lived with the mother. The guy wasn't doing himself any favours with the v-neck jumpers. Seriously they were like something a 60 year old would wear.



I used to occasionally talk to him & he wasn't a bad guy, just odd.

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Ya that's basically it! Seriously though, he needs to get a life! His life doesn't have to revolve around his mother all the time! His life needs to revolve around other people and other things other than his mother! If he wan'ts to act like a fill in 65 year old he can. He isn't doing himself much justice other wise! He has experience life much then in that case if he has been hand held and mollycoddled all his life! He needs to live in the real world which is doesn't seem to be. Even one adjustment like wearing more fashionable clothing...it might help him in the long run to see he is very different and odd from other guys his age!

ChopShop

One person i used to work with, his two favorite things were stuffing the toilets with paper, then flushing them...

And bringing his Samurai Sword to work.

It was like working with a weedy watered down version of Dwight Schrute.

scientific1982

snuggles285 wrote: »

No. I'm just advising the OP that's all.



Ya thats fair point. If he is happy the way things are so be it. It's just strange. I know people don't necessarily have to follow the crowd or be the way society wants us to be. There was a time when it was repressed that we couldn't be who we wanted to be because of the strict rules of the catholic church in the 20th century and the plight of history in the previous centuries. Its just weird that a person of his age acts like a child! Fair enough he lives with mammy, do things together, thats normal but the other aspects of him makes him being percieved as a child rather than a grown up and he doesn't seem to realise that! Something is holding him back from growing up that's what I am assuming! If his happy his happy but the time will come and his mammy won't be around what will he do then!? What has to fall back on, nothing only himself! Its a bit of a sad and lonely life he will live if he hasn't much of a social life to begin with he will feel left out and out of the loop. What can he do....he could adjust his circumstances not necessarily change them.

Maybe he has a psychiatric illness or aspergers.

scientific1982

scientific1982 wrote: »

Maybe he has a psychiatric illness or aspergers.

Here snuggles285, why are you so concerned about this guy. Do you have a fetish for virgins. Do you want to break him in.

Cheap Thrills!

scientific1982 wrote: »

Here snuggles285, why are you so concerned about this guy. Do you have a fetish for virgins. Do you want to break him in.

I doubt he's into the fairer sex by the sounds of things :cool:

Setun

snuggles285 wrote: »

What is he 5 or 65 more like? Come on, bingo. He must be fairly ugly...does he wear glasses? crooked teeth? Stink? Blackheads, good god, his not 15 like!? He needs to grow up and act his age not his shoe size! Does he go to mass with mammy? He really needs to get out more and take up another different hobby from mammy. He needs to start going places without mammy for once! He be a new man! He change for the better! Introduce him to a hot girl it might buck him up! Yet he is mature enough to land a job mmm. Can he drive? Do his own thing at home like cook his own dinner, clean up after himself??? Does his mammy give him a lunch box to work? How uncool. does he watch cartoons....thinks what he wears is fashionable and top notch? Can he approach women at all? Maybe have an after work thing where he can go and ye join him, like a bolwing alley or something it might be fun...get him to integrate with women etc! Show him the way to manhood and masculinity!

Jesus do you have conversations with yourself offline too? Blimey.

starlit

Here snuggles285, why are you so concerned about this guy. Do you have a fetish for virgins. Do you want to break him in.

Jesus do you have conversations with yourself offline too? Blimey.

None of the above! I'm just stating my opinion like anyone else on here!:rolleyes:

4zn76tysfajdxp

snuggles285 wrote: »

OP, Tis a bit sad to be honest...35 living with mammy, doing everything together like shopping and holidays (that's ok for a girl or those who do that sort of thing anyway and lives away from home too), he a virgin....does he like to be spoilt or just a manchild that his mother has mothered and smoothered him so much that he won't grow up? Understandable if he might be a virgin but if he hasn't ever had a girlfriend or kissed a girl, or even gone near a girl I would be very worried!! Is he a bit awkward/geeky in anyway or just a mammys boy?

snuggles285 wrote: »

Oh dear god! Think he needs a make over for Christmas whatcha think!? Jedward you serious?...a little ghey and childish!? Never had a girlfriend that figures! A perv he sounds more like a teenager! Well then guess you can blame mammy! She mammied him too much and never let him get out of his shell to grow up! Think you have described 40 year old virgin guy in that film! How is it that he hasn't been influenced in anyway by other guys though??? He needs to get real though! Poor guy, not many virgin marys out there and would live up to his mammy!

snuggles285 wrote: »

Ah the poor guy! You mean to tell me he never goes out? does he not drink at all? even some who are teetotal would have gone out at some point? He lives in dublin?? You think he be willing to meet people even joining something without his mammy! Has he any social life other than his mammy? He needs to focus on other people other than his mammy! He really needs to clean up his act really, I can imagine he would wear hiddeous clothes. He in doubt will be. No woman would want him though!? Maybe a dog or cat?? He needs a wife fast! Someone like him though! Make sense...:rolleyes:

snuggles285 wrote: »

What is he 5 or 65 more like? Come on, bingo. He must be fairly ugly...does he wear glasses? crooked teeth? Stink? Blackheads, good god, his not 15 like!? He needs to grow up and act his age not his shoe size! Does he go to mass with mammy? He really needs to get out more and take up another different hobby from mammy. He needs to start going places without mammy for once! He be a new man! He change for the better! Introduce him to a hot girl it might buck him up! Yet he is mature enough to land a job mmm. Can he drive? Do his own thing at home like cook his own dinner, clean up after himself??? Does his mammy give him a lunch box to work? How uncool. does he watch cartoons....thinks what he wears is fashionable and top notch? Can he approach women at all? Maybe have an after work thing where he can go and ye join him, like a bolwing alley or something it might be fun...get him to integrate with women etc! Show him the way to manhood and masculinity!

snuggles285 wrote: »

Ya thats fair point. If he is happy the way things are so be it. It's just strange. I know people don't necessarily have to follow the crowd or be the way society wants us to be. There was a time when it was repressed that we couldn't be who we wanted to be because of the strict rules of the catholic church in the 20th century and the plight of history in the previous centuries. Its just weird that a person of his age acts like a child! Fair enough he lives with mammy, do things together, thats normal but the other aspects of him makes him being percieved as a child rather than a grown up and he doesn't seem to realise that! Something is holding him back from growing up that's what I am assuming! If his happy his happy but the time will come and his mammy won't be around what will he do then!? What has to fall back on, nothing only himself! Its a bit of a sad and lonely life he will live if he hasn't much of a social life to begin with he will feel left out and out of the loop. What can he do....he could adjust his circumstances not necessarily change them.

snuggles285 wrote: »

Ya that's basically it! Seriously though, he needs to get a life! His life doesn't have to revolve around his mother all the time! His life needs to revolve around other people and other things other than his mother! If he wan'ts to act like a fill in 65 year old he can. He isn't doing himself much justice other wise! He has experience life much then in that case if he has been hand held and mollycoddled all his life! He needs to live in the real world which is doesn't seem to be. Even one adjustment like wearing more fashionable clothing...it might help him in the long run to see he is very different and odd from other guys his age!

Fuckin' hell...

Red Hand

Kimberly High Seesaw wrote: »

Fuckin' hell...

C*nting Valhalla...

Dudess

This thread reeks of protesting too much...

strokemyclover

I'm going to sit in the corner, crouched and shake uncontrollably after reading this thread. Might stick my fingers in my ears while shouting "No! No! No!" too

Cheers for all the delightful descriptions folks :(:eek::(:(

ascanbe

snuggles285 has to be one of the most entertaining posters on boards.

we'llallhavetea_old

ascanbe wrote: »

snuggles285 has to be one of the most entertaining posters on boards.

if entertaining is the same as waffling shoite, then yeah.

Dudess

It would be sad for him if he, or at least his mother, doesn't make provisions for when she's gone, but otherwise, seems like he's happy with his lot - hope he's not bullied. Can't see why it would be of anyone else's concern how he lives his life. He's eccentric, yes - the world would be a duller place without people who march to the beat of their own drum though. Also, all those things he "should" have... maybe he doesn't want them?

There's a "normal" girl I work with (has a boyfriend, wears fashionable clothes, goes out lots, went to college in the UK) and she'd put Carrie Bradshaw to shame with her self obsessiveness and lack of self awareness - far more weird IMO, and was the person who sprang to mind immediately when I read this thread title.

Red Hand

Dudess wrote: »

There's a "normal" girl I work with (has a boyfriend, wears fashionable clothes, goes out lots, went to college in the UK) and she'd put Carrie Bradshaw to shame with her self obsessiveness and lack of self awareness - far more weird IMO, and was the person who sprang to mind immediately when I read this thread title.

Tell us more!

I will openly admit to being the weird person in the department...only one out of 20 of us not to have an OH, don't chit chat that much as I'm often in a bad mood at work (and I think it shows), don't pay attention to the gossip or news.

It's all relative.

sollar

A little bit of projecting going on in this thread.

Johnny Tightlips1

Ak i know this guy,never realised he moved to ireland let alone Santry. Sgt Seymour Skinner is his name i believe.

P.S apologies skinner if your now a boardsie and ive just let the cat out of the bag.