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The Seven Different Kinds of Sex

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  • 17-12-2010 2:54pm
    #1
    nitroy2k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭


    Results of a recent research shows that there are
    7 kinds of sex.

    The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
    * This kind of sex happens when you first meet
    Someone and you both have sex until you are
    Blue in the face.

    The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
    * This is when you have been with your partner
    For a short time and you are so needy you will
    Have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

    The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
    * This is when you have been with your partner
    For a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and
    You usually have sex only in your bedroom.

    The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
    * This is when you have been with your partner
    For too long. When you pass each other in the
    Hallway you both say 'screw you.'

    The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
    * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun
    In the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular)

    The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
    * This is when you cannot stand your wife any
    More. She takes you to court and screws you
    In front of everyone.

    And; Last, but not least,
    The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
    * You get a little each month.
    But not enough to enjoy your self.

    PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME
    WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
    I have enough problems of my own...


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