Cheryl Cole= Toerag

heyheyhey1982

Isnt it great we all forgot how she beat up one of them attendants in the nightclub Toilets?

One of them piece of sh1t shows on Livingtv last night talking about her in the same breath as Mother Teresa!

FatherLen

i think she is a ride.
that is all.

chin_grin

Ah but you still would though.

Mr. Presentable

Yeah! Sock it to her :pac:

kfallon

heyheyhey1982 wrote: »

One of them piece of sh1t shows on Livingtv last night

But yet you watched it all the same :rolleyes:

Peyton Manning

heyheyhey1982 wrote: »

One of them piece of sh1t shows on Livingtv last night talking about her in the same breath as Mother Teresa!

Well I wouldn't tug one out to a Mother Teresa music video, so she's got her there.

Antomus Prime

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.......................

But enough of that bible s**t talk, she's dead sexy so all is forgiven

Craebear

Mother Teresa was also a bit of a toerag so she can be spoken about in the same light imo.

Cheap Thrills!

I don't think her moral turpitude is any impedient to her ride-worthines.

That is all.

af_thefragile

She used to be really different a few years back...
Remember seeing her on a Fifth Gear episode and back then no one really knew who she was. She looked like a normal person...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cny50fPnnw
Skip to 6:00 to watch her drive.

Guill

heyheyhey1982 wrote: »

One of them piece of sh1t shows on Livingtv last night talking about her in the same breath as Mother Teresa!

Whats the difference between Cheryl Cole and Mother Threasa?

I wouldn't shove my dick up mother Threassa arse.

paddydriver

she is grand till she opens her mouth... but you could just shove something in her mouth:D

One night when wife had x factor on I made the mistake of calling her racist - after she beat up the toilet attendant (think they were black or asian??) and then controversially voting off the black girl on x factor too - but wife was quick to point out she was married to cashley... Doh!

FatherLen

af_thefragile wrote: »

She used to be really different a few years back...
Remember seeing her on a Fifth Gear episode and back then no one really knew who she was. She looked like a normal person...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cny50fPnnw
Skip to 6:00 to watch her drive.

who watches fifth gear?

chin_grin

Hehehe.

Hey OP isn't it great you opened up a thread about wanting to rant at some pop stars' past, and instead got a load of replies on how hot she is?

Morality has gone to pot hasn't it?

super_furry

Anyone who's ever been involved in a pub or nightclub altrication is pure and absolute scum and should be hung from the nearest lampost.

Santa Claus

super_furry wrote: »

Anyone who's ever been involved in a pub or nightclub altrication is pure and absolute scum and should be hung from the nearest lampost.

We're gonna need a lot more lampposts so !

heyheyhey1982

Ah yeah ... you still would and all that.

But they where talking about when she had "malaria" and how close to death she was and she was in ICU for one hour?

Still think she's a complete CU NT though, seen her one a skyone thing with girls aloud a few years back, she spent the time moaning about walking around some Spanish town. even the rest of the girls who i would say are high maintainance where sick of her.

af_thefragile

FatherLen wrote: »

who watches fifth gear?

Its a good show to watch when you've become sick of watching Top Gear reruns on Dave...

chin_grin

af_thefragile wrote: »

Its a good show to watch when you've become sick of watching Top Gear reruns on Dave...

Just lost all respect for ya here.

bonerm

I wonder does Ashley Cole ever invite John Terry round to his house?

pikachucheeks

Tap thaaaaat :pac:

Maybe she beat someone up, maybe she didn't. The press spin a hell of a lot of lies and make up tons of rumours to sell their papers, so, unless you know any of the people said to be involved, you're never going to know what really went on.

Oh_Noes

I remember reading that at the time and the bathroom attendant was African or of African descent, Cole had called her a "boogaloo" before attacking her. This is the UK's darling of pop music

af_thefragile

chin_grin wrote: »

Just lost all respect for ya here.

They still do decent car reviews. You do need to be a bit of a petrol head to like it. Its the case of something's better than nothing!!

super_furry

Santa Claus wrote: »

We're gonna need a lot more lampposts so !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDEuLXLNGBo

Guill

Inter racial wrestling in a bathroom starring Cheryl Cole.

I googled, it but got nothing........:(

bonerm

Oh_Noes wrote: »

I remember reading that at the time and the bathroom attendant was African or of African descent, Cole had called her a "boogaloo" before attacking her. This is the UK's darling of pop music

But's ok know because she's married to a black fella. Even if she only married him to deflect accusations of racism and he only married her to hide that he's gay. Perfect couple in that regard I suppose.

cml387

I also read somewhere that she has a degree in Astrophysics from UCLA and is the inventor of the internet (along with Rick Astley)..

Lumen

Toerag. Toes. Ah, those toes. Sweet, sweet Cheryl toes, and that dimply little face. And that accent which whispers quietly in my ear "take me away from this grimy Northern council estate and my gratitude will be crotchlessly everlasting".

Cheryl. Epic totty. The end.

Jay D

I'd shag her a lot but her music is utter crap, as is anything she stands for imo.

If I wanted such cheese sure I'd head down to Avonmore...

prinz

She hasn't got much talent either. Saw her on the Royal Variety Show or whatever it was last night..... sorry Cheryl love but you were outperformed by everyone else on the show.

snowpatrol123

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Tap thaaaaat :pac:

Maybe she beat someone up, maybe she didn't. The press spin a hell of a lot of lies and make up tons of rumours to sell their papers, so, unless you know any of the people said to be involved, you're never going to know what really went on.

She went to court over it. It couldn't have all been lies. Think that she had to do community service

Guill

prinz wrote: »

sorry Cheryl love but you were outperformed by everyone else on the show.

Is she on boards?

prinz

Guill wrote: »

Is she on boards?

Yes, I think her name is TalentlessGeordie4eva

pikachucheeks

snowpatrol123 wrote: »

She went to court over it. It couldn't have all been lies. Think that she had to do community service

That's true, but it's not guaranteed that the press were publishing the right information. The truth is kind of up in the air!

If she did actually attack the girl, then yeah, that's bad, especially if she had no reason to.

We've all done things we're not proud of though.

Biggins

Guill wrote: »

Is she on boards?

Don't think so but she should be hauled over them!
That or hotter coles!

She is a talentless, manufactured product of trash music in the style and ilk of Stock, Aiken and Waterman's rubbish years ago.

Jaxxy

prinz wrote: »

She hasn't got much talent either. Saw her on the Royal Variety Show or whatever it was last night..... sorry Cheryl love but you were outperformed by everyone else on the show.

She was also auto-tuned. Very little talent there. She is hot though, both before and after the work she had done.

Fizman

Tom_Brady wrote: »

Well I wouldn't tug one out to a Mother Teresa music video, so she's got her there.

Depends on the production quality tbh. You'd be surprised how good Mother Teresa could potentially look.

sh1tstirrer

af_thefragile wrote: »

She used to be really different a few years back...
Remember seeing her on a Fifth Gear episode and back then no one really knew who she was. She looked like a normal person...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cny50fPnnw
Skip to 6:00 to watch her drive.

As Dolly Parton once said it costs a lot to look this cheap. The wonders of plastic surgery. http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2008/08/15/pictures-x-factor-s-cheryl-cole-before-she-was-famous-115875-20698457/

McGarnagle92

You'd give her a poke if the telly was broke.

AnnyHallsal

Guill wrote: »

I wouldn't shove my dick up mother Threassa arse.

Bet you would











:pac:

Lumen

What is all this talk of singing and disputations of talent?

Behold, the talent is before thee. It is the talent of sitting in a chair, looking pretty, saying nice things in a cute Geordie accent and disagreeing playfully with some ugly and obnoxious older man (for that man could be me). It is the talent of appearing in cosmetic advertisements, flicking that hair, and saying meaningless things in a cute Geordie accent.

Is this not enough? What do you want, Nobel prizes?

She'll be mine, all mine. Just let me wear out Melissa Theuriau first.

Son Of A Vidic

heyheyhey1982 wrote: »

Isnt it great we all forgot how she beat up one of them attendants in the nightclub Toilets?

You were obviously present when this 'incident' occurred, hence your negative and judgmental view of Goddess Cheryl.

keane2097

paddydriver wrote: »

she is grand till she opens her mouth... but you could just shove something in her mouth:D

One night when wife had x factor on I made the mistake of calling her racist - after she beat up the toilet attendant (think they were black or asian??) and then controversially voting off the black girl on x factor too - but wife was quick to point out she was married to cashley... Doh!

Pretty typical of the type of begrudgery people routinely display that you were happy to toss out "racist" without even knowing what race the person she's supposed to have beaten up was.

prinz

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

As Dolly Parton once said it costs a lot to look this cheap. The wonders of plastic surgery. http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2008/08/15/pictures-x-factor-s-cheryl-cole-before-she-was-famous-115875-20698457/

+1, at this stage she's nothing but a talking doll. Such a pity, she was actually better looking when she started out IMO.

sh1tstirrer

Lumen wrote: »

What is all this talk of singing and disputations of talent?

Behold, the talent is before thee. It is the talent of sitting in a chair, looking pretty, saying nice things in that annoying Geordie accent and disagreeing playfully with some ugly and obnoxious older man (for that man could be me). It is the talent of appearing in cosmetic advertisements, flicking that hair, and saying meaningless things in that annoying Geordie accent.

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Holybejaysus

Yeah she's a crap singer, a racist, a whiner, and a drama queen. But at least she's not the ginger one...

Tar.Aldarion

a stupid bint, I mean brainless.

knird evol

pikachucheeks wrote: »

We've all done things we're not proud of though.

That's a great defense to anything. One of my favourites - what can someone reply to that?

Q. You stole cash out of my purse you bastard
A. Well look we've all done things in our time, you know. Let he without sin cast the first stone. I'm not proud of it. Alright.

AnnyHallsal

Did she really have work done? I thought she just lost weight and started to wear "better" make up and "clothes."

SprostonGreen

C unt of the highest order. Hate the c unt.

Lumen

Haterz be hatin'...

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