Your ideal woman/man?

Apart from physical aspects, what would you want their interests and personalities to be? For example, to me, a woman that actually likes playing Xbox and is good at it rates highly.

fonecrusher1

Massive tits.

KeithM89_old

Im not picky - just tits and a pulse...

fonecrusher1

KeithM89 wrote: »

and a pulse...

meh....

Biggins

I married mine.
Every day I consider myself blessed.

brummytom

Dark hair, fit, nice smile, funny. There aren't many girls with a sense of humour like me, but Jesus I loves the ones that there are :pac:

alwaysadub

Sense of humour and easy going.

Wow, you guys are just like, the best at reading the first post carefully.

KeithM89_old

Sacramento wrote: »

Wow, you guys are just like, the best at reading the first post carefully.

Like anyone reads past the thread title in AH...

fonecrusher1

Sacramento wrote: »

Wow, you guys are just like, the best at reading the first post carefully.

Yeah i like chips too.

brummytom

Sacramento wrote: »

Wow, you guys are just like, the best at reading the first post carefully.

The two posts above you both refer to personality (ok, mine mentions physical appearance too)

Star Bingo

just gimme a good woman. i'll spread her on toast like goose pate

4zn76tysfajdxp

Sacramento wrote: »

Wow, you guys are just like, the best at reading the first post carefully.

I like a bit-titted personality.

fonecrusher1

Domo230 wrote: »

Contributes to the banter

Try harder.

johnmcdnl

Biggins wrote: »

I married mine.
Every day I consider myself blessed.

haven't got the ride in a fortnight no :pac::pac:

Where To

does blindness count?

KeithM89_old

Sacramento wrote: »

Wow, you guys are just like, the best at reading the first post carefully.

Ok, il do it properly then.
Funny, similar sense of humour (dark ), doesnt get too stressed out.



Loves sex

brummytom

Biggins wrote: »

I married mine.
Every day I consider myself blessed.

Shame about her mother...? :pac:

Sea Sharp

Horny, funny and willing to make me sandwiches.

Chuchoter

Mine are a bit weird but punctuality, being hardworking and independent are big ones for me. I can't stand laziness, being late, people who are constantly texting you or those girls who are always asking you to go everywhere with them (locker/bathroom/till).

Other than that someone who you can have those really random funny conversations with that with anyone else would be boring and weird. They'd also need to be smart but not full of themselves and have definite interests, even if we don't share them. I like people who really know what they are into and are dedicated to things.

Biggins

Sacramento wrote: »

Wow, you guys are just like, the best at reading the first post carefully.

Well if you want the characteristics of the perfect woman (for me) that I married, its that...

She laughs at my stupid jokes,
She's there when there's pain, to comfort,
She's there in times of best happiness,
She holds my hand no matter what, through the previous two,
She "gets" me!
She allows me, to be me,
She's open minded,
She makes allowance for me (seeing as sometimes I'm a twat),
She gets out of the bed in the early morn's to tend to the kids sometimes and lets me sleep,
She let me have 4 great kids in in my life,
She loves me.

...Thats just the tip of the iceberg. I've got my ideal woman for me.

storm2811

crayolastereo wrote: »

Mine are a bit weird but punctuality, being hardworking and independent are big ones for me. I can't stand laziness, being late, people who are constantly texting you or those girls who are always asking you to go everywhere with them (locker/bathroom/till).

Other than that someone who you can have those really random funny conversations with that with anyone else would be boring and weird. They'd also need to be smart but not full of themselves and have definite interests, even if we don't share them. I like people who really know what they are into and are dedicated to things.

Pretty much the same, apart from the late thing, don't mind that too much but the independence, aspirations, interests, definitely.

starbelgrade

Biggins wrote: »

Well if you want the characteristics of the perfect woman (for me) that I married, its that...

She laughs at my stupid jokes,
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She's one in a million, Biggins... one in a million.

galwayrush

My Wife, she's perfect.:)

Biggins

starbelgrade wrote: »

She's one in a million, Biggins... one in a million.

Definitely. :pac:
(That or clinical insane for putting up with me.)

scientific1982

Kind, funny, intelligent and horny.

af_thefragile

Likes to travel, up for stuff, doesn't have OCD, can have intellectual conversations about politics, philosophy, science, religion, music, art and such...

But at the end of the day its gonna be someone I can get on with. And there really aren't too many people I can get along with properly. So when I find a girl whom I can have a conversation with all day and not get tired or bored or run out of things to talk about, I'll know she's the right person. Actually usually I won't know till we're already in the relationship and then its more of a realisation that "hey, this is a relationship!!"...

Hasn't come across such a person in quite a while though and for the next two years I'm gonna be quite insanely busy so I doubt I'll come across one for a while. But then you never know...

Novella

A guy who isn't afraid of his feelings. Sounds a bit silly, but I really can't be bothered dealing with those closed-off, "Nah, I never get angry/sad" guys. Yes, you do. Shut up.

Other than that, the usuals - funny, smart. Oh, and spontaneous.

bm365

I've always had this sort of image of my perfect woman, sort of my dream girl. Oh she's nothing to look at, very plain, little scar on her chin where she had a wart removed.

ScumLord

Biggins wrote: »

I married mine.
Every day I consider myself blessed.

Wow you have a woman/man? Which half is which?

fonecrusher1

bm365 wrote: »

I've always had this sort of image of my perfect woman, sort of my dream girl. Oh she's nothing to look at, very plain, little scar on her chin where she had a wart removed.

She sounds gorgeous. Ive the same image but my woman hasn't removed the wart (coz i said she couldn't). Oh & the wart is on her big oul snout.

WildBoots

This girl in colour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDRbnmjzY7U

the keen edge

She must show;

• completely submission to my total authority in all aspects of our relationship.
• her stupid f*cking relations the door,
• car maintenance knowledge,
• general building skills,
• total abandonment of her bullsh*t fanciful dreams.
• unconditional support to all my endeavors.
• initiative when it comes to household tasks outside of the traditional kitchen related ones,
  i.e. I shouldn't have to tell her every time the chimney needs repainting or sweeping,
  the broken roof slates needs replacing,
  the external brickwork needs repointing,
  or the recent victim of a speeding car axle, pet dog needs burying.
• a willingness to conform.
• plough experience.
• and most importantly, never,
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• never ever, laugh at my small floppy cock.

Biggins

the keen edge wrote: »

She must...

• never ever, laugh at my small floppy cock.

If she can find it! :pac:

Pauleta

Somebody i can show off to my mates

orourkeda

Screw personality.

In fact I'd screw this lady too.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PMt5gvGdSz8/SwIbtg8wETI/AAAAAAAAAV8/UbmOBuIrSIw/s1600/Kelly_Brook-GQrescan_thumb%5B17%5D.jpg

poppyvalley

Biggins wrote: »

Well if you want the characteristics of the perfect woman (for me) that I married, its that...

She laughs at my stupid jokes,
She's there when there's pain, to comfort,
She's there in times of best happiness,
She holds my hand no matter what, through the previous two,
She "gets" me!
She allows me, to be me,
She's open minded,
She makes allowance for me (seeing as sometimes I'm a twat),
She gets out of the bed in the early morn's to tend to the kids sometimes and lets me sleep,
She let me have 4 great kids in in my life,
She loves me.

...Thats just the tip of the iceberg. I've got my ideal woman for me.

nationality?

double GG

My girlfriend. *hands down*

Biggins

poppyvalley wrote: »

nationality?

Irish.
Why?

OutlawPete

This week it's:

...

bonerm

mute would be nice.

flahavaj

Biggins wrote: »

Well if you want the characteristics of the perfect woman (for me) that I married, its that...

She laughs at my stupid jokes,
She's there when there's pain, to comfort,
She's there in times of best happiness,
She holds my hand no matter what, through the previous two,
She "gets" me!
She allows me, to be me,
She's open minded,
She makes allowance for me (seeing as sometimes I'm a twat),
She gets out of the bed in the early morn's to tend to the kids sometimes and lets me sleep,
She let me have 4 great kids in in my life,
She loves me.

...Thats just the tip of the iceberg. I've got my ideal woman for me.

Unless your missus posts on boards, you do know you don't have to say that sh*t in here, right?:pac:

starbelgrade

Eva Mendes.

Biggins

flahavaj wrote: »

Unless your missus posts on boards, you do know you don't have to say that sh*t in here, right?:pac:

:pac:

Its just as easy to tell the truth as lie.

OutlawPete

starbelgrade wrote: »

WomenEva Mendes.

You forgot the word: 'Women' in your post.

Okay, now who the **** is Eva & Des

AlmightyCushion

alwaysadub wrote: »

Sense of humour and easy going.

Now you're onto a winner.

holystungun9

starbelgrade wrote: »

Eva Mendes.

I would love to do sex on her, she is so hot

Star Bingo

why thank you. wouldn't refer to myself as.. ideal...

- man, for the record.

ArseLtd

Road frontage

ballsymchugh

Sea Sharp wrote: »

Horny, funny and willing to make me sandwiches.

triangular sandwiches too.

dirtyghettokid

Biggins wrote: »

I married mine.
Every day I consider myself blessed.

same as

likes cars, likes music, can make me laugh. same morals etc. helps alot!