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Your ideal woman/man?

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  • #52
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Biggins wrote: »
    Well if you want the characteristics of the perfect woman (for me) that I married, its that...

    She laughs at my stupid jokes,
    She's there when there's pain, to comfort,
    She's there in times of best happiness,
    She holds my hand no matter what, through the previous two,
    She "gets" me!
    She allows me, to be me,
    She's open minded,
    She makes allowance for me (seeing as sometimes I'm a twat),
    She gets out of the bed in the early morn's to tend to the kids sometimes and lets me sleep,
    She let me have 4 great kids in in my life,
    She loves me.

    ...Thats just the tip of the iceberg. I've got my ideal woman for me.

    I got a tear in my eye. Will you turn morman, and gay?


  • #53
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Sykk wrote: »
    I got a tear in my eye. Will you turn morman, and gay?
    Nope. I will turn over and just give my wife an extra hug! :p


  • #54
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Biggins wrote: »
    Nope. I will turn over and just give my wife an extra hug! :p

    Honestly. I don't expect this kind of talk from AH! :mad:


  • #55
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    bonerm wrote: »
    Honestly. I don't expect this kind of talk from AH! :mad:
    Nice to be surprised then! :p


  • #56
    yeppydeppy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    You, if you are reading this then you are the perfect woman for me - PM me now.


  • #57
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,702 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Biggins wrote: »
    I married mine.
    Every day I consider myself blessed.
    Biggins wrote: »
    Well if you want the characteristics of the perfect woman (for me) that I married, its that...
    Biggins wrote: »
    Nope. I will turn over and just give my wife an extra hug! :p

    You married yeah?


  • #58
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    You married yeah?
    Just a bit. What gave it away! :o


  • #59
    dermiek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 327 ✭✭dermiek


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Im not picky - just tits and a pulse... :)

    Since when did a woman need a pulse? :D:D:D:D


  • #60
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,939 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    Biggins wrote: »
    Just a bit. What gave it away! :o

    the fact that you're online all the time! :D


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  • #61
    poppyvalley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 372 ✭✭poppyvalley


    Biggins wrote: »
    Irish.
    Why?

    You sound like my brother, but his wife is not Irish


  • #62
    AnnyHallsal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,117 ✭✭✭AnnyHallsal


    My ideal man has very nice hair, fantastic taste in music and a naughty glint in his eye. To start with.


  • #63
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    ballsymchugh wrote: »
    the fact that you're online all the time! :D
    One of my screens is always on boards. :pac:

    http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5845/bigginspc.jpg


  • #64
    AnnyHallsal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,117 ✭✭✭AnnyHallsal


    Biggins wrote: »
    One of my screens is always on boards. :pac:

    http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5845/bigginspc.jpg

    Your wife allows you have sexy lady desktops? She is nice :pac:


  • #65
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Biggins wrote: »
    One of my screens is always on boards. :pac:

    http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5845/bigginspc.jpg

    Which one's the wife? Right or Left?


  • #66
    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    Sacramento wrote: »
    For example, to me, a woman that actually likes playing Xbox and is good at it rates highly.

    One of the things I love about my partner is that he wouldn't know one end of a game console from the other and he is not into sport.

    I LOVE HIM!


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  • #67
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    AnnyHallsal wrote: »
    Your wife allows you have sexy lady desktops? She is nice :pac:

    She is, she allows much better ones (which I posted here before and got told off for :o ) but I've had to tone down the wallpapers down for that pic to be posted. :D
    bonerm wrote: »
    Which one's the wife? Right or Left?
    None. You don't get to see those x-rated pics! :p
    Boards rules, sorry. :pac:


  • #68
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,939 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    bonerm wrote: »
    Which one's the wife? Right or Left?

    one could be the ex?!


  • #69
    nyarlothothep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,180 ✭✭✭nyarlothothep


    Must like star trek, doom and south park


  • #70
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Thank God, I married my ideal woman.


  • #71
    Kimia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,897 ✭✭✭Kimia


    Coach Taylor in Friday Night Lights. Deliciously stern yet with a wicked glint in his eye.


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  • #72
    hal9000
    Registered Users Posts: 933 ✭✭✭hal9000


    nyarlothothep wrote: »
    Must like star trek, doom and south park
    aahh shouldnt be that hard...umm your looking for a guy right?


  • #73
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    the one that I have tbhbut playing counter strike, bitches are hot in dem headphones :pac:


  • #74
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    scientific1982 wrote: »
    Kind, funny, intelligent and horny.

    ^^This exactly.


  • #75
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    Biggins wrote: »
    I married mine.
    Every day I consider myself blessed.

    Anybody got a bucket?:rolleyes:


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