Public Cubicles that haven't been flushed.....

TheDriver

Anyone else hate walking into a cubicle in a public jacks and seeing a floater or worse again, some liquidy attack on the bowl. Hate people who don't flush................

Biggins

Woof!

Hank Scorpio

And round and round it goes...

bonerm

In after Biggins. (postwise I mean)

Yeah I don't like it. In fact sometimes I'll even attack it with the toilet brush if it isn't too bad. Otherwise I'll just walk away.

TheDriver

bonerm wrote: »

In after Biggins. (postwise I mean)

Yeah I don't like it. In fact sometimes I'll even attack it with the toilet brush if it isn't too bad. Otherwise I'll just walk away.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you touch toilet brushes in public toilets??????????????????

bonerm

TheDriver wrote: »

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you touch toilet brushes in public toilets??????????????????

Nope. I mean in work. Wouldn't touch the brush in a public situation. (tho come to think of it work is probably nearly as bad).

Biggins

bonerm wrote: »

In after Biggins. (postwise I mean)

Yeah I don't like it. In fact sometimes I'll even attack it with the toilet brush if it isn't too bad. Otherwise I'll just walk away.

LOL
...But you don't know where its been! :eek:

dan1895

Never mind public toilets, the f***ers in work are always leavin them unflushed ffs

bonerm

Biggins wrote: »

LOL
...But you don't know where its been! :eek:

Yet people won't think twice about plonking their arse down a bowl that some dirty knacker has just been sitting on.

Mr. Manager

I never got why people didn't flush I don't get why people don't flush.

Takes 2 seconds.

Dirty fooker!

Biggins

bonerm wrote: »

Yet people won't think twice about plonking their arse down a bowl that some dirty knacker has just been sitting on.

I wipe around the seat first - always.
I know its a bit daft but hey, I don't want the wife to catch something later when she is kissing my ass!
(...And I'm not talking about the donkey in the field outside) :pac:

bambera

The staff toilets where I work are used by about 30 females. I never knew how unclean some women could be. I'm talkin major floaters, sanatry bins with stuff left hanging out of them and toilet roll all over the place.

I feel really really sorry for the cleaners.

Mr. Manager

bambera wrote: »

The staff toilets where I work are used by about 30 females. I never knew how unclean some women could be. I'm talkin major floaters, sanatry bins with stuff left hanging out of them and toilet roll all over the place.

I feel really really sorry for the cleaners.

I'm so turned on! Please, tell me more as I make my way to get sick

scientific1982

Some people are fcukin animals. If possible wait until at home. If thats not possible, make a toilet paper shield between myself and the toilet seat.

Saila

Why do people do this
do they use buckets at home instead of toilets and so are not use to toilets and the whole flush thing

admiralofthefleet

i regularly leave bangers and mash in a pblic toilet


oh, in before flut

Wazdakka

Flush??
All of you need to turn in your man cards right now :mad:

What kind of self respecting bloke would turn down a bit of target practice?

chicken fingers

Biggins wrote: »

Woof!

Whats with all the pointless remarks 5 seconds after every thread starts?
Is this the thanks-whoring thing that everybody talks about?

Wazdakka

chicken fingers wrote: »

Whats with all the pointless remarks 5 seconds after every thread starts?
Is this the thanks-whoring thing that everybody talks about?

Nah...
That's generally with things that are funny.
:P

Biggins

chicken fingers wrote: »

Whats with all the pointless remarks 5 seconds after every thread starts?
Is this the thanks-whoring thing that everybody talks about?

I was just agreeing while being a bit barking mad!
No need to collar me for it!

UpCork

bambera wrote: »

The staff toilets where I work are used by about 30 females. I never knew how unclean some women could be. I'm talkin major floaters, sanatry bins with stuff left hanging out of them and toilet roll all over the place.

I feel really really sorry for the cleaners.

I agree.

It's bad enough when public toilets are disgusting, but you'd think in a work situation people would flush the loo after they'd used it.

Female loos are the worst: beggars belief how anyone could leave items hanging out of sanitary bins, blood around the bowl, toilet paper on the ground. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it. Gross.

I'm ashamed to be female when I see the state of the toilets sometimes

xoxyx

I will never, in all my days, understand how threads like this get let live, when threads about snow (even when they're taking an AH point of view rather than solely a weather view) all get merged together.

There should be a flutterin' forum I reckon!

ejmaztec

scientific1982 wrote: »

Some people are fcukin animals. If possible wait until at home. If thats not possible, make a toilet paper shield between myself and the toilet seat.

Never be without a butt-plug.

Latchy

Not to mention leaving the toilet seat up ...grrrrrrrrrr

:pac:

easyeason3

In public I always wipe the seat, then I spread a few sheets of tissue on the seat before I sit down, do my number one/ two or both, wipe, then I flush & wait to see if everything is gone. If not i'll wait until the cistern has filled with water again so I can flush again.

ejmaztec

Latchy wrote: »

Not to mention leaving the toilet seat up ...grrrrrrrrrr

:pac:

Some of them have seats?

D e e

It's really disgusting. I hate using public toilets. I'm a girl and it amazes me how filthy and disgusting other women can be when they use public toilets. it's obviously a tiny number compared to the amount of women that use the toilets each day but walking into a toilet and seeing dirty tampons hanging out of bins or period blood all over a toilet seat... In the words of mike on Jersey Shore.. "you're a dirty f*cking hamster!"

Funkfield

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

oh, in before flut

Yeah, surprised he hasn't posted yet............

Latchy

ejmaztec wrote: »

Some of them have seats?

well before the downturn when sold of as assets ....yes

Degsy

Funkfield wrote: »

Yeah, surprised he hasn't posted yet............

He's probably taking a dump.

Fight_Night

Guilty as charged.

Son Of A Vidic

bambera wrote: »

The staff toilets where I work are used by about 30 females. I never knew how unclean some women could be. I'm talkin major floaters, sanatry bins with stuff left hanging out of them and toilet roll all over the place.

I feel really really sorry for the cleaners.

You know there are some single lads here, that might get the 'Ghey' because of those details.

orourkeda

TheDriver wrote: »

Anyone else hate walking into a cubicle in a public jacks and seeing a floater or worse again, some liquidy attack on the bowl. Hate people who don't flush................

Did you go in there to play tiddlywinks or will you be dropping a massive dump in on top of the dump that the previous occupier dropped.

Your dumps are nothing special you know.

chicken fingers

orourkeda wrote: »

Did you go in there to play tiddlywinks or will you be dropping a massive dump in on top of the dump that the previous occupier dropped.

Your dumps are nothing special you know.

Presumably he/she was planning to use that "flush handle" thing...

2 main reasons for floaters:
1) double flush is required (or it was a two-part dump) and they don´t want to wait for the refill.
2) they dont want to touch the flusher for sanitary reasons (these people are most likely hover-ers)

D e e

chicken fingers wrote: »

Presumably he/she was planning to use that "flush handle" thing...

2 main reasons for floaters:
1) double flush is required (or it was a two-part dump) and they don´t want to wait for the refill.
2) they dont want to touch the flusher for sanitary reasons (these people are most likely hover-ers)

People don't flush toilets because they don't want to touch the handles? Really?! I think they're just dirty knackers tbh. I cringe at the thought of touching them but I use tissue to touch the handle then throw it in. People like them are the reason most of us hate public toilets.

Dangerous Man

Actually, when I was a youngER 'un, I had the fortune / misfortune of working as a loungeboy in a couple of bars. Cleaning out toilets was always horrible but the ladies was ALWAYS much worse than the gents. All the aforementioned horrors. When the gents were bad, they were pretty bad too but the main difference was that when horrors were presented in the gents - it seemed as thought it was done on purpose, for ****s and giggles, as it were. However, when it was done in the ladies, it was done out of just pure dirtiness. No one wants to see a pint glass atop of the cistern resplendent with a Marco Pierre floating in it but one certainly doesn't want to see used jam rags just discarded on the floor either. Rotten.

And what's with all the jacks-related threads lately?

FlutterinBantam

Have a bit of a penchant for sluicing out a girthy chunky ' night-watchman' last thing at night and listening for the ' shock and awe' first thing next morning as some less than robust soul espies it's leviathan-like shape lurking in the stale tea coloured water.

Was at a dinner party a few nights ago and the hostess was a tad snooty,so the Flutt took the opportunity to back out a thick knobbly 'barrack buster' and left her to slumber in the cork coloured waters of the S bend.

Heard the auld cow prattling about it and how the perp had no manners "ruined the atmosphere" she wittered on.

Should have 'top-decked 'the bitch, put manners on her:mad:

OPENROAD

scientific1982 wrote: »

Some people are fcukin animals. If possible wait until at home. If thats not possible, make a toilet paper shield between myself and the toilet seat.

Some ? its most from my experiences of public toilets, shocking imo

munster_mafia

Hate to use them but sometimes there may not be a choice. Give it a doo wipe, than bog roll shield between me and the toilet, unfortunately i never know what to do with the dangly bits hanging down into it.

D e e

I remember being at a nightclub on new years eve last year, they had no drinks left (except a few bottles of horrible beer) by 11.30pm and girls were passed out in corners/sitting on the ground, just wasted.
Went into the bathrooms to top up my makeup and some girl was bent down urinating on the floor in a corner, it was disgusting. To make it worse she pee'd thru her panties on to the floor.. Her friends seemed a bit more "with it" than her but not enough to tell her what a filthy b*tch she was being.

TheDriver

D e e wrote: »

I remember being at a nightclub on new years eve last year, they had no drinks left (except a few bottles of horrible beer) by 11.30pm and girls were passed out in corners/sitting on the ground, just wasted.
Went into the bathrooms to top up my makeup and some girl was bent down urinating on the floor in a corner, it was disgusting. To make it worse she pee'd thru her panties on to the floor.. Her friends seemed a bit more "with it" than her but not enough to tell her what a filthy b*tch she was being.

Now thats classy......

problemchimp

Does anyone wanna see my sweetcorn?

FlutterinBantam

munster_mafia wrote: »

Hate to use them but sometimes there may not be a choice. Give it a doo wipe, than bog roll shield between me and the toilet, unfortunately i never know what to do with the dangly bits hanging down into it.

I'm presuming you are female right?

orourkeda

chicken fingers wrote: »

Presumably he/she was planning to use that "flush handle" thing...

2 main reasons for floaters:
1) double flush is required (or it was a two-part dump) and they don´t want to wait for the refill.
2) they dont want to touch the flusher for sanitary reasons (these people are most likely hover-ers)

Or we could just man the f*ck up and stop bitching about other people taking a sh1t

FlutterinBantam

hey, that's all right till you come upon frikken 'Meatloaf's Daughter' wallowing in the tea coloured opaque water, and a dun coloured skid marbled in dried in sweetcorn and stretching from the rim of the pot all the way down to the shallows.


get a grip man:mad:

super_furry

Is it wrong to enjoy a warm toilet seat in a public convenience?

keepkeyyellow

It's more annoying on the train when someone forgets (refuses) to flush and then there's a god awful mess all over the floor..

CharlesHaughey

What about people who delibaretely flood the toilet, still loads upon loads of tissue down the toilet then flush.

iamstop

You can get fined in Singapore for not flushing!


This is taken from wiki:
there is a perception that Singapore society is highly regulated through the criminalization of many activities which are considered as fairly harmless in other countries. These include failing to flush toilets after use,[6] littering,[7] jaywalking,[8] the possession of pornography,[9] the sale of chewing gum,[10] and sexual activity; such as oral and anal sex between men.[11] It has been claimed that one of the results of such heavy regulation is that Singapore has one of the lowest incidences of violent crimes in the world.[12] A catchphrase recently used in a police anti-crime campaign was "Low crime does not mean no crime".

cranks

super_furry wrote: »

Is it wrong to enjoy a warm toilet seat in a public convenience?

Not wrong but not.....not ......eh, typical.

admiralofthefleet

cranks wrote: »

Not wrong but not.....not ......eh, typical.

id say that toilet seat has gotten cold by now......