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Never Ending Story..

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  • 22-12-2010 4:26pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭


    So guys, this game is really simple..
    I'll start off with a sentence and then the next person extends it, and then the 3rd person writes more and so on....
    Rules:
    Stick to the topic.
    If you're talking to each other, use brackets.

    I'll get the ball rolling.

    '' I was walking along the street when I...''


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 506 ✭✭✭common sense brigade


    ''Saw the man in front of me slip on the ice so I''


  • Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    '' .. laughed my head off until..''


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 462 ✭✭Btwndeyes


    I realised rte were filming and...


  • Registered Users Posts: 484 ✭✭Blink182rock


    "..the next day it had 10000 likes on facebook and..."


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 949 ✭✭✭maxxie


    I didnt do my hair that morning because


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  • Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    I was feeling too lazy


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,746 ✭✭✭✭FewFew


    so instead I used what I thought was a tube of hair gel


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,349 ✭✭✭Jimmy Garlic


    ...but it turned out to be a tub of vaseline


  • Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    ''..so I went to the zoo to stick my head up an elephant's arse..''


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,349 ✭✭✭Jimmy Garlic


    ...and my mother in law came along too


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  • Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    ''..So I decided to ditch the plan and..''


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,349 ✭✭✭Jimmy Garlic


    ...head to the gay bar


  • Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    ''..The bartender was called Seven and he was straight at one stage of his life..''


  • Registered Users Posts: 188 ✭✭sallysaucer101


    and at another stage of his life he was fat...


  • Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    ''..He went on Youtube and searched ' How to get 6 packs in 6 minutes '....''


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,357 ✭✭✭megadodge


    But ended up buying 120 Eastern European fags...


  • Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    ..which hardly lasted 2 weeks because he smoked 20 fags a day...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    ..and the stress of his mrs being pregnant was getting a little too much..


  • Registered Users Posts: 165 ✭✭CorkonianRebel


    ....So he went to the gay bar for a job with his C.V and some Duct tape.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    The bar manager liked his style so after a short interview, he hired him.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    ..on his first day at work...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 699 ✭✭✭aoife2k


    ...he thought one of the other employees was quite familiar..


  • Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    ...after a while, his shyness was over and he...


  • Registered Users Posts: 87 ✭✭BloodRedRose


    went over to introduce himself but instead of saying 'hi' he said...


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭Thundercats Ho


    ..Well now.. Philip Waters, you've certainly grown up since primary school. To which Philip replied...


  • Registered Users Posts: 87 ✭✭BloodRedRose


    ''Yarp!'' but he was really thinking...


  • Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    ...about saying something else, he couldn't stand the shame and went out to....


  • Registered Users Posts: 216 ✭✭The Falcon


    ... his car where he kept his ...


  • Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    ..private things...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    ... father hog tied in the boot wearing owt but his mothers dress. which he'd done ever since ...


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