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Never Ending Story..

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    #32
    The Falcon
    Registered Users Posts: 216 ✭✭The Falcon


    ... that horrible day when ....


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    #33
    rusty_racer94
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    ..he was walking...


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    #34
    dollyk
    Registered Users Posts: 602 ✭✭✭dollyk


    barefooted along the beach..and


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    #35
    rusty_racer94
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    ..a crab also happened to be there...


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    #36
    The Falcon
    Registered Users Posts: 216 ✭✭The Falcon


    ... with several of his fellow crabs who ...


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    #37
    rusty_racer94
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    ..liked hanging around the 'crib'...


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    #38
    The Falcon
    Registered Users Posts: 216 ✭✭The Falcon


    ... And guess what? There just happened to be a beach BBQ there where ...


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    #39
    rusty_racer94
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    ...a number of she-crabs too....


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    #40
    The Falcon
    Registered Users Posts: 216 ✭✭The Falcon


    ... were celebrating a friend's birthday when .....


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    #41
    rusty_racer94
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    ..the ingnorant bare-foot human...


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    #42
    Thundercats Ho
    Registered Users Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭Thundercats Ho


    ..put on some boots, and bbq'd a few dozen crabs. However, a few hours after eating the crabs...


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    #43
    rusty_racer94
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    ..he felt uneasy about something ''shneaky'' going on in his stomach...


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    #44
    Lahm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Lahm


    which smelled like his mother's pussy at birth. He decided...


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    #45
    Mackman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    ...that his last thought made absolutly no sense, so....


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    #46
    Lahm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Lahm


    ...asked his mother about her genitals to which she replied...


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    #47
    Mackman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    ..."you're sick, off to the mental home with ya!". So she called the men in white coats to drag him away


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    #48
    Lahm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Lahm


    His mother was a fat mother who always...


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    #49
    Mackman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    told him to stop being mean, but becasue he


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    #50
    Lahm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Lahm


    had an over-active penis he used to...


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    #51
    rusty_racer94
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    ..beat it out whenever he got a chance..


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    #52
    Lahm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Lahm


    ...and the juices were...


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    #53
    rusty_racer94
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    ..drippin' all over the place...


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    #54
    Lahm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Lahm


    and some entered his sisters...


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    #55
    rusty_racer94
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    ..heels which were there at the time...


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    #56
    Lahm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Lahm


    because he frequently had sexual encounters with her which...


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    #57
    MonkeyShoes
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    led to an arguement between the sisters as to who....


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    #58
    Lahm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Lahm


    had the tightest hole for...


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    #59
    rusty_racer94
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    ..endurance-ful adventure..


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    #60
    Lahm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Lahm


    which involved him sticking...


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    #61
    rusty_racer94
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    ..up some posters on the walls for the upcoming elections..


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