Worst thing your dog ever did

lisaface

Sorry for essay...!!

We've got a maltese bichon frise pup, he's about 6 months old. He's a total trouble maker, the amount of things he's done I can't count on one hand, even the picture of him when buying him, out of the two dogs he looked like trouble!!

My mum was away on hols for two weeks, and my brother was meant to be watching him - he let him roam around the living room/kitchen, i came home and there was bits of paper everywhere - I freaked asked my brother, who had no idea what happened (typical!) defs (actual name dfor) had gotten into a healthy bar package (that was sitting on the counter tops) and tore the ends ate an entire bar,evidence of the plastic wraper was nowhere to be seen. - Two more incidents when my bro was 'watching him', went to my mums bedroom,hopped up onto the bed and took a dog teddybear and away he went - he's obsessed with that bear! also got into a kitkat pack and ate two mini kitkats, chocolate all around his white fur!

He's done the obvious - piss, sh*t & puke all over the house (and eats the puke) - even though he's housetrained and twice has done it after being let out to do said business. Has ran off with socks/bras ect and hid them under his bed in the kitchen... destroyed my uggs which i'd only bought there goes 200euro :(:(

Had a sexual thing going on with the neighbours dog (who's since died!!) and i've gotten to know most of my other neighbours through his sexual appetite - has humped nearly all of my friends, including my friends 10yr old son... that was awkward to say the least!

Has taken a run and jump into the sea off the boat many many many times, thank f*ck for doggie lifejackets!

has eaten his way through the telephone cables - laptop cables ,most recently took a bite out of the xmas tress plug and electrocuted himself, wouldn't let go even with the elctricity running through him, my mum had to switch off the mains. -he chews through the recycling bin if you leave him alone for 2minutes


He barks like hell if the door bell rings, but as soon as the person comes through he's straight on his back for rubs and tickles and won't give up til he's satisfied - he gets very offended if you don't pay him any attention or greet him, he'll bark, and howl at you or sit on your feet ect, and sulk. He's started to climb up onto the couch and sit on your head... oh the joys of having him, I still love him he's amazing one hell of a sly pup but he's worth it! -
he doesn't like people beatboxing & he barks at lady gagas music.. not a fan! ohyeah, he brought me a half dead mouse today.. i have a massive phobia of mice - he brings me (small) dead animals all the time =\ - i thought that was what cats do ,not dogs...??!?

http://tinypic.com/r/20u4j2e/7
http://tinypic.com/r/9qe641/7

My friend's dog can close doors & boil the kettle, wish I could train defs to do that!!

Caoimhín

My German Shepard, Boo, once ate a rubber glove. The next day I was looking out the window to see him crapping it out. Worst of all, he then proceeded to eat it again!

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Spunge

Ate my passport :mad:

Darksaga87

I have a little Collie pup, About 3 months old. And a little kitten who is a little older, (they are best friends!)

The dog has an unhealthy obsession with the cats behind, constantly licking it and sniffing. Woke up yesterday morning to the cat meowing in my face, figured it was hungry so brought it to its food, near by was the litter tray, couldn't see the dog.

The litter tray was nearly empty, feck all litter and no crap.

Heard the dog making that nasty "about to get sick" noise, went over to him and he hurled up the most disgusting thing ever! Dog food, water, cat shít, cat litter. The smell was unreal!! After he finished getting sick, it started to spit up bits of litter. :eek:

Most vile thing ive ever seen, couldnt clean it up straight away, had to stand outside for about 10 mins.

Einstein

'twas the morning of my bro-in laws wedding...

Our Weimaraner was just a pup...but managed to find my Mother in Law's hat.

He brought it out to her...but on his way visited the garden pond, followed by vegetable patch...

That was an interesting morning...

jimthemental

Bought 4 hens there a few weeks ago and built a fairly impenetrable shelter for them because the dog would annoy any animal. Anyway came home from work one day to find the dog covered in feathers. The chickens had managed to get onto the roof of the shelter and he had nabbed them one by one from there. He's also robbed a few shirts of mine from the washing line to use as bedding. In fairness he's got good taste though:pac:

yeppydeppy

Anytime I brought my fella (a west highland terrier)to Achill as soon as he was off the lead he was straight into the sheep sh!t and boy could he get himself covered. Worse than that was walking him on the beach off the lead and what did he find to roll in? Dead rotting fish carcase - ugh that was feckin' disgusting.

bob2oo7

2 Year Old Red Setter

So far...

Ate Horse ****
Ate Cat ****
Ate my Xbox Controller
Ate my Xbox Head Set
Scatterd the entire contents of my kitchen bin all around the kitchen because he was left on his own for 30 mins
Got a nappy out of the outside bin and ate baby ****
Humped a cushin in front of visiting friends
Ate the top layer of cheese of our lasanga the other night, had to give him the rest of it!

But I wouldnt change him for the world!!!

Einstein

bob2oo7 wrote: »

2 Year Old Red Setter

So far...

Ate Horse ****
Ate Cat ****
Ate my Xbox Controller
Ate my Xbox Head Set
Scatterd the entire contents of my kitchen bin all around the kitchen because he was left on his own for 30 mins
Got a nappy out of the outside bin and ate baby ****
Humped a cushin in front of visiting friends
Ate the top layer of cheese of our lasanga the other night, had to give him the rest of it!

But I wouldnt change him for the world!!!

My parents have always had red setters

They absolutely rock.

They are also absolutely mental.

Pure Mental

bob2oo7

Einstein wrote: »

My parents have always had red setters

They absolutely rock.

They are also absolutely mental.

Pure Mental

Crazy...... I walked him one day for 5 hours around mountains..

Got home, we had a snooze, and 2 hour later he wanted out for another walk... I couldnt move!

Son Of A Vidic

Letting a cat live.

Bendihorse

Wasnt bad for us but my parents have a dog called Rez, hes an american akita. They got him as an adult dog about a year and a half old. I dont know if you know the breed but they are a huge powerful looking dog and have a way of looking at you that would scare the bayjasis out of you.

Anyway, one morning shortly after he arrived, Rez disappeared after his breakfast. We called him and called him to no avail. My parents live on a farm in the country so thought he may have wandered off up the land where hes brought for his walks. Dad set off looking and was gone for an hour at least but no sign.

After another while they decided to go and check with the neighbours. Calls across the road to our nearest neighbours, they didn't see him and its not the sort of house you can get away from without drinking a cup of tea.

Then on to the other neighbours where he finds Rez standing outside their house, face pressed up to the glass on their back door holding them hostage inside! He's a friendly dog and meant no harm but they didn't know that and were afraid to leave, the lady of the house was late for work as a result! Oops!

Heres the Beagle from my previous post and Rez having a play at home...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUpOhdBqQYw

See how the cheeky beagle tricks Rez 30 seconds into the video

Have another vid of Borris leading Rez around the house on his lead...

gloobag

Chased a couple of goats down the side of a mountain while out on a hike. Spent hours climbing down after her in the pouring rain, almost killing myself and losing a shoe to a sticky mud puddle in the process, but couldn't find her

Climbed back up, with one shoe and tears in my eyes (my girlfriend was still up there), which took another few hours, and the little fecker was there at the top waiting for me, tail wagging and all :mad:

Princess Peach

Ate my hamster

:(:(

elekid

Most recently, she ran down the hall from the living room to my room while pooing, leaving a nice little trail behind her

dnme

ballybunion guy wrote: »

Decided that it was a shame to keep the rubbish hidden away in the bin in the corner and thought it would look much better torn to shreds and strewn across the kitchen floor.

That's a beaut. Some set of ears there

dnme

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

bastard flew away

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs031.snc6/166115_10150336331225551_708045550_16284625_7296372_n.jpg

I want that dog!!!!!!!!!!!

kowloon

Had another dog when I was much younger, a giant Old English Sheepdog. We used to have him pull us around on our skateboards/improvised vehicles.
This dog was able to get his legs over the shoulders of a grown adult, and he loved to do just that, from behind. He would mount anyone who visited, provided he liked them.

I remember my friend getting mounted and pushed to the ground on all fours. An adult would have escaped but we were maybe 10 years old at the time. The dog had him pinned and proceeded to give him the prison love.
The rest of us tried to help but my friend started wailing. The combination of his red face, screams for help and this giant wooly dog pounding him from behind had us doubled over with laughter and unable to get the dog off him.

missingtime

I cooked myself a massive fry up with all the trimmings, left it on the table and went out of the kitchen to get my phone. when I came back the dog was sitting on the kitchen chair eating my fry off the plate.

I chased the little ****er all around the kitchen but it kept pissing everywhere, and it stank so bad that I was nearly getting sick (fear piss I think it was).

Caught her in the end though. Bitch!

Plug

dnme wrote: »

Shall I? or does anyone else want this one? :D:D

You see the thing was when we had anyone come up to the house we had to chain the dog up and the cat would just sit right at the boundry line of the chain and tease the dog. This was a daily occurance.

Then when he got revenge you could just see this poor thing mee owwing in the dogs mouth, we tried to rescue it but the dog just ate it, it was caughing hairs for 2 days.

dnme

Plug wrote: »

You see the thing was when we had anyone come up to the house we had to chain the dog up and the cat would just sit right at the boundry line of the chain and tease the dog. This was a daily occurance.

Then when he got revenge you could just see this poor thing mee owwing in the dogs mouth, we tried to rescue it but the dog just ate it, it was caughing hairs for 2 days.

No worries Plug, I was referring to making the obvious joke. You know the one. It involves the verb "to eat" and the noun or is it a pronoun "pussy".

Sorry all, I feel cheap and ashamed. Like I said to padi89 earlier, I need to work on being a better person.

xoxyx

Our family dog was the best in the world, but she was an very nervous creature. She used to chew at things when she was a puppy, as most puppies do. She was trained / grew out of it mostly as she grew up, but she still did it in times of high stress.

However, once when we were out, there was an attempted break in. I'd say she scared the guys right away by barking her head off (she was so brave when it came to protecting us and our home), but when we got back, she had chewed right through the wall from the hallway into the sitting room!

She ended up having to be put down many years later after some absolute fuckers put a firework through the letterbox which she went to investigate just as it went off.

That was almost ten years ago but it still makes me so upset to think of it. People need to have some thought as to the consequences of their actions.

Tar.Aldarion

dnme wrote: »

I want that dog!!!!!!!!!!!

stay away from my flying dog, how else would I get to town!

dnme

xoxyx

I'm so sorry to hear that.

xoxyx

Thanks dnme. She was in her double figured years when it happened and we had so many happy times together. I don't doubt that she lived her life to the full (and we had picked her as the runt of the litter when we got her first - her mother kept trying to sit on her so it could have been a lot worse!).

All of the houses on our street got fireworked at the time, so it was just mindless hooliganism. I'd say those people have no idea of the pain they caused, but God I'd love to tell them some day!

arybvtcw0eolkf

xoxyx wrote: »

She ended up having to be put down many years later after some absolute fuckers put a firework through the letterbox which she went to investigate just as it went off.

That was almost ten years ago but it still makes me so upset to think of it. People need to have some thought as to the consequences of their actions.

Sh*t, thats awful.. There are some absolute thoughtless bastards about.

Hope she didn't suffer too much

caspermccormack

My Malamute has a habbat of grabbing socks from the line and eating them, one day she **** one and it was full a crap! The wife wasn't impressed having to wash them again:p!

BigDuffman

Aunt was changing the baby nephew on the floor. Dog went over and licked the baby's arse. Scarleh.

Sea Sharp

We had a little black mongrel pup called Rex, who unfortunately has since gone to 'live on a farm' .

It was snowing out the back where his kennel was so we decided to be kind and moved him and his kennel into the shed for a few nights.
The little fcuker then chewed the wires for the central heating boiler and broke it. This meant that my family was left freezing cold in the house for the next week. Karma I guess for not letting him in the house.

Bendihorse

Sea Sharp wrote: »

We had a little black mongrel pup called Rex, who unfortunately has since gone to 'live on a farm' .

It was snowing out the back where his kennel was so we decided to be kind and moved him and his kennel into the shed for a few nights.
The little fcuker then chewed the wires for the central heating boiler and broke it. This meant that my family was left freezing cold in the house for the next week. Karma I guess for not letting him in the house.

Great story Sea Sharp

dnme

OK listen up,

Someone here is gonna have to do a roundup of all the posh breeds that have been mentioned in this thread so far.

Do we not have Kerry blue's anymore in this nation? Where are all the Sheepdogs?

The boom years live on through our dog breeds :D:D:D

smodgley

dnme wrote: »

OK listen up,

Someone here is gonna have to do a roundup of all the posh breeds that have been mentioned in this thread so far.

Do we not have Kerry blue's anymore in this nation? Where are all the Sheepdogs?

The boom years live on through our dog breeds :D:D:D

now, that has me wondering,what is the rarest/unusual dog breed in ireland ?

dnme

Here as I see it, is the run down so far. If I have left anyone out, apologies, let me know.

The following are NORMAL DECENT PEOPLE:D:D

springers - Amberjack
golden cocker - pawrick
German Shepherd - LostinKildare, Plug, Stheno, Caoimhín
whippet/labrador - diddledum
golden retriever - feelingstressed
mongrel - LETHAL LADY, Sea Sharp (be proud)
wolfhound - Stheno
staffordshire terrier - CL32
jack russell - hidinginthebush, IT-Guy
yorkshire terrier - MikeySligo
Collie - Darksaga87
west highland terrier - yeppydeppy
Red Setter - bob2oo7
Old English Sheepdog - kowloon (ah a sheepdog, TF)
Semi Labrador - me


Meanwhile, here is our posh chart countdown. You know who you are. I can hear the landrovers and smell the mulled wine ke ke ke ke.

1. Lhasa Apso - Das Kitty (a what ???:D)
2. Beagle - Bendihorse, Run_to_da_hills (royal connection you understand:D)
3. Australian cattle dog - cozzie55 (so have you cattle?:D)
4. maltese bichon frise - lisaface (women, shhh:D)
5. Weimaraner - Einstein (ya whah ????:D)
6. american akita - Bendihorse's parents (family shame )
7. Malamute - caspermccormack (Isn't that a kind of MDF? )

Keaaaaahhh ke ke ke ke ke ke :D:D

Squaredude

my gsd just destroyed a 48 pack of weetabix.didn't eat any of them though just spread them across the floor and rolled around in them for a while.

Wompa1

We had a pure breed Springer Spaniel we got for free from a farmer because she became gun shy. She unfortunately died 2 weeks ago at the ripe age of 18. Anyway she had 10 puppies. We decided to keep 1 and give the rest away.

We got Maggie. She ate the cables of three phone chargers. Swallowed a fishing hook and got another one stuck in her cheek. At a light bulb! ,Swallowed 5 sleeping pills (no ill effect and just got drowzy). Actually ate my homework once! as well as the strap on my school bag. Her mother was very active loved playing fetch and was house trained. Maggie continues to crap everywhere. She's a huge fat lump, she likes to play fetch but after 3 go's she falls to the ground and howls and refuses to bring the ball back. (Not funny but she just eats everything, she is on a regular diet, same her mother was but she just doesn't stop eating!)

She use to climb over her mother and scratch at her to be the first out the door. She also has the dumbest look on her face when she's confused as attached!

xoxyx

Wompa1 wrote: »

We got Maggie.

Gorgeous!

Is it me, or are non pure-breeds more funny. Ok - your lab will rescue Timmy from the well, but my mutt will walk into a wall, fall over, and then turn around to make sure I've seen it.

Das Kitty

dnme wrote: »

Here as I see it, is the run down so far. If I have left anyone out, apologies, let me know.

The following are NORMAL DECENT PEOPLE:D:D

springers - Amberjack
golden cocker - pawrick
German Shepherd - LostinKildare, Plug, Stheno, Caoimhín
whippet/labrador - diddledum
golden retriever - feelingstressed
mongrel - LETHAL LADY, Sea Sharp (be proud)
wolfhound - Stheno
staffordshire terrier - CL32
jack russell - hidinginthebush, IT-Guy
yorkshire terrier - MikeySligo
Collie - Darksaga87
west highland terrier - yeppydeppy
Red Setter - bob2oo7
Old English Sheepdog - kowloon (ah a sheepdog, TF)
Semi Labrador - me


Meanwhile, here is our posh chart countdown. You know who you are. I can hear the landrovers and smell the mulled wine ke ke ke ke.

1. Lhasa Apso - Das Kitty (a what ???:D)
2. Beagle - Bendihorse, Run_to_da_hills (royal connection you understand:D)
3. Australian cattle dog - cozzie55 (so have you cattle?:D)
4. maltese bichon frise - lisaface (women, shhh:D)
5. Weimaraner - Einstein (ya whah ????:D)
6. american akita - Bendihorse's parents (family shame )
7. Malamute - caspermccormack (Isn't that a kind of MDF? )

Keaaaaahhh ke ke ke ke ke ke :D:D

Ah now, how is a beagle posh? He's the Marty mcFly of the dog world!

I never heard of a Lhasa Apso until my Mam was given one. Looks like a shih tzu with a teddybear face : http://puppydogweb.com/gallery/lhasaapsos/lhasaapso_smith.jpg

In fairness her other dog is a mongrel ex-stray who is far better behaved

Rockery Woman

This is disgusting - if you are squeamish dont read this:

My dog ate cat s**t out of the litter tray. That was bad enough but when I was walking him later that day he puked it up again - uuuuuggggghhhh!!!!!:eek:

W.Shakes-Beer

My old Terrier Lucky (RIP) years ago was in the front of the car while my dad was getting petrol. When he seen my dad coming out of the garage he was standing on the drivers seat with his paws up on the door sill.

In his excitement he took a big filthy dump on the drivers seat. lol... good times.

dnme

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

My old Terrier Lucky (RIP)

That's ironic

rannerap

We had a boxer for a while, complete idiot of a dog. I made a sandwhich one day and went to the bathrrom leaving it on a plate far out of his way, I came back two minutes later and the whole thing was gone He ate the whole thing and just sat there looking all depressed when i had to go make another

fedor.2.

Rockery Woman wrote: »

This is disgusting - if you are squeamish dont read this:

My dog ate cat s**t out of the litter tray. That was bad enough but when I was walking him later that day he puked it up again - uuuuuggggghhhh!!!!!:eek:

Thats why you should always feed your dog

fedor.2.

Sarannewrap wrote: »

We had a boxer for a while, complete idiot of a dog. I made a sandwhich one day and went to the bathrrom leaving it on a plate far out of his way, I came back two minutes later and the whole thing was gone He ate the whole thing and just sat there looking all depressed when i had to go make another

Who did you say the idiot was again?;)

rannerap

fedor.2. wrote: »

Who did you say the idiot was again?;)

the dog actually had something wrong with him, he was a pure breed and had a crazy amount of stuff wrong with him because of it. it still baffles me how he got a sandwich that i left on top of the fridge though...

gsxr1

mine killed a lamb and dragged it home.

needless to say . She was put to sleep that day

WillyWaggler

Ate my notes for a college assignment that was already overdue. Awkward moment explaining to my lecturer that the dog really had eaten my homework!

fedor.2.

gsxr1 wrote: »

mine killed a lamb and dragged it home.

needless to say . She was put to sleep that day

What? you put the coolest dog ever to sleep?

Senna

Ordered a new passport, arrived through the letterbox and the dog ate it. This was the time of the passport delays and i had my honeymoon in a few weeks.

gsxr1

fedor.2. wrote: »

What? you put the coolest dog ever to sleep?

!! are ya mad. Dog was a killer. Was heart breaking, but she had to be put down. Every farmer in the area could have sued us for there lost sheep. She would have kept doing it.

Jasus. I remember holding her while she passed away in the vets table. It was tough.:(

kowloon

Sarannewrap wrote: »

the dog actually had something wrong with him, he was a pure breed and had a crazy amount of stuff wrong with him because of it. it still baffles me how he got a sandwich that i left on top of the fridge though...

The force. Only explanation.