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  • #102
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    amy21 wrote: »
    The gold ones are the half barrels blue are carmels

    Ah! Thats right - i guess i dont know my chocolate as well as you :p
    The blue ones still suck though! :D

    Saila wrote: »
    amy you can have the whole box minus, the hazlenut whirls, tangy orange, creamy strawberry, and dairy milks

    Wow - you just listed the only sweets i like in the box - they should make a pack with just those flavours... :)


  • #103
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Ah! Thats right - i guess i dont know my chocolate as well as you :p
    The blue ones still suck though! :D




    Wow - you just listed the only sweets i like in the box - they should make a pack with just those flavours... :)

    or if you're feeling rich, you can make 'super chock', buy about 10 tins of roses and pick out those ones I named put them in one box and give the rest to amy as payment :pac:


  • #104
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Saila wrote: »
    or if you're feeling rich, you can make super chock, buy about 10 tins of roses and pick out those ones I named put them in one box and give the rest to amy as payment :pac:

    I think 2 tins would be enough payment... :p


  • #105
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    I think 2 tins would be enough payment... :p

    for a kiss yeah ;)
    and maybe just enough for to get a golden shower :p


  • #106
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I've done a lot of things I'm ashamed of. But at least I never whored myself out for chocolates.


  • #107
    amy21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭amy21


    Sex for chocolate interesting, probaly be better off taking cash and buying even more choclate, although if i ate too much choclate i wouldnt be able to get cash for sex:D


  • #108
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    how about those clubcard vouchers you get in the post, they are as good as cash to you yeah :pac:


  • #109
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I've done a lot of things I'm ashamed of. But at least I never whored myself out for chocolates.

    Classy lady :) - iv done a lot worse for a lot less than chocolate...
    amy21 wrote: »
    Sex for chocolate interesting, probaly be better off taking cash and buying even more choclate, although if i ate too much choclate i wouldnt be able to get cash for sex:D

    Maybe i shouldnt pay you anything at all then...:p


  • #110
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I've done a lot of things I'm ashamed of. But at least I never whored myself out for chocolates.

    just beer though right ;):p


  • #111
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    What ever happened to the full boxes of the caramels Roses used to do?

    I do realise I am asking this question in a thread titled "Prostitutes" :cool:


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  • #112
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    The only thing I ever whored myself out for was love.

    Think I'd have been better off asking for chocolate though.


  • #113
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    The only thing I ever whored myself out for was love.

    Then you are worse than a prostitute IMO.


  • #114
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    The only thing I ever whored myself out for was love.

    Think I'd have been better off asking for chocolate though.

    was it chocolate love though? why not both!


  • #115
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    johnn wrote: »
    Then you are worse than a prostitute IMO.

    A lot less intelligent, yes! :pac:


  • #116
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Saila wrote: »
    was it chocolate love though? why not both!

    Actually, sometimes I did get chocolate! I don't feel as cheap now :)


  • #117
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Ok iv cracked it - instead of paying in money OR chocolate:D, how about chocolate coins!! Win, win!!


  • #118
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Ok iv cracked it - instead of paying in money OR chocolate:D, how about chocolate coins!! Win, win!!

    :rolleyes:


  • #119
    paperwork
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 146 ✭✭paperwork


    I slept with someone for an electric picnic ticket once... well i really traded it for a kinder surprise, but felt i should throw him the ride as well.


  • #120
    amy21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭amy21


    paperwork wrote: »
    I slept with someone for an electric picnic ticket once... well i really traded it for a kinder surprise, but felt i should throw him the ride as well.

    what was the surprise


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  • #121
    paperwork
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 146 ✭✭paperwork


    amy21 wrote: »
    what was the surprise

    It was a little turtle playing a saxophone...


  • #122
    amy21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭amy21


    paperwork wrote: »
    It was a little turtle playing a saxophone...
    love it


  • #123
    jesmed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 76 ✭✭jesmed


    what would ya's do for chocolate peanuts?


  • #124
    johnr1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭johnr1


    What's half a Mikado gangpack worth on the street these days ??


  • #125
    amy21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭amy21


    johnr1 wrote: »
    What's half a Mikado gangpack worth on the street these days ??

    a hug and a kiss


  • #126
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    I have an opened Cadburys selection box girls and I know how to use it :cool:


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  • #127
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    johnr1 wrote: »
    What's half a Mikado gangpack worth on the street these days ??

    Chocolate fingers and Jammy Dodgers even? :D


  • #128
    johnr1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭johnr1


    amy21 wrote: »
    a hug and a kiss

    :rolleyes: Story of my life.....:(


  • #129
    amy21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭amy21


    On a serious note we all have our price, its only sex after all, no need to be prudish about it


  • #130
    denballs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 ✭✭✭denballs


    NoseyMike2010 wrote: »
    If you were single, would you pay for sex with a prostitute?

    well.......no guy will turn down sex with any proper good looking girl between the age of 18-30...........

    but if its just an average looker............it depends on a few things

    How drunk are you
    Cost
    Will anyone you dont want to find out find out
    How drunk are you
    Is it really a guy
    Will she rob you
    if you dont have a condom are you too embarressed to ask does she supply them
    and of course How drunk are you


  • #131
    denballs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 ✭✭✭denballs


    paperwork wrote: »
    I slept with someone for an electric picnic ticket once... well i really traded it for a kinder surprise, but felt i should throw him the ride as well.

    woah.........i got tickets to oxegen pre sale if your blond............if not have fun waiting in line.......:D


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  • #132
    johnr1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭johnr1


    amy21 wrote: »
    On a serious note we all have our price, its only sex after all, no need to be prudish about it
    True, but wouldnt it be nice if it wasnt, - I can say with reasonable honesty that there have been times in my life when I would have turneed down Catherine Zeta *(bows at the holy name) such was the state of happiness with woman of the time.
    Last year I had a guy work for me who spent his entire wages almost every week on prostitutes,- his reasoning was that he could only pull 'fat mingers' when out and that this was a better use of limited resources....
    When he started splitting the budget to include coke in the morning, his employment came to an abrupt end....:D


  • #133
    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    Me pay a prostitute?

    SMH, she should pay to have the privilege of having sex with me. Rates start €500 per 15 minutes.


  • #134
    stateofflux
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭stateofflux


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Me pay a prostitute?

    SMH, she should pay to have the privilege of having sex with me. Rates start €500 per 15 minutes.

    is george clooney from cork?


  • #135
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,821 ✭✭✭phill106


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    And you missed nothing at Anne Franks House. Its shit.

    Really? Anne seemed to love the place, hardly ever left the house,but the once!


  • #136
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    How do the chocolate lovers feel about chocolate salty balls? :cool:


  • #137
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I like mine sweet not salty!


  • #138
    NoseyMike2010
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 420 ✭✭NoseyMike2010


    fcukin hell ... this thread has pretty much turned into a group orgy. I hope you guys have managed to get laid after all that chat!!!!! :D


  • #139
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    NoseyMike2010 wrote: »
    fcukin hell ... this thread has pretty much turned into a group orgy. I hope you guys have managed to get laid after all that chat!!!!! :D

    Well I know the girls ended up with sticky fingers anyway....and I don't think it was chocolate :cool:


  • #140
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I like mine sweet not salty!

    Balls or chocolate??

    NoseyMike2010 wrote: »
    fcukin hell ... this thread has pretty much turned into a group orgy. I hope you guys have managed to get laid after all that chat!!!!! :D

    Yes...


    well, actually, no..


  • #141
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    I thought I was gonna get laid on the back of this thread after I received a PM asking me to "arrange a meeting" only for it to be a "person" with a beard and brunette wig in high heels holding a curly wurly.


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  • #142
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Balls or chocolate??

    I think Princess Peach likes to stick 'em in her mouth and suck 'em regardless...or so ive heard :cool:


  • #143
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    johnn wrote: »
    I thought I was gonna get laid on the back of this thread after I received a PM asking me to "arrange a meeting" only for it to be a "person" with a beard and brunette wig in high heels holding a curly wurly.

    I bet you still did it...


  • #144
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    I bet you still did it...

    Nah settled for a "Cadbury's Hand Shandy" :cool:


  • #145
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    johnn wrote: »
    I think Princess Peach likes to stick 'em in her mouth and suck 'em regardless...or so ive heard :cool:

    Who have you been talking to???


  • #146
    gbee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,388 ✭✭✭gbee


    NoseyMike2010 wrote: »
    If you were single, would you pay for sex with a prostitute?

    Can't answer.

    It's not something I've put my thoughts to recently, but psychologically, I'd not be disposed to using them, if they were legal. But, don't know if I would, money aside.


  • #147
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Who have you been talking to???

    Chef, Mario, Luigi, Bowser.........and from personal experience last night :cool:


  • #148
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    johnn wrote: »
    Chef, Mario, Luigi, Bowser.........and from personal experience last night :cool:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txlXcJDtDwM


  • #149
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    Yeah I think that was the song we had on last night alright ;)


  • #150
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    johnn wrote: »
    Yeah I think that was the song we had on last night alright ;)
    How much was she?? A ...'friend' was asking....:D


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  • #151
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    How much was she?? A ...'friend' was asking....:D

    You had your chance with me, and you blew it!

    I still have nightmares, myself standing on your doorstep in nothing but a negligee, left out in the cold :(


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