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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    You had your chance with me, and you blew it!

    I still have nightmares, myself standing on your doorstep in nothing but a negligee, left out in the cold :(

    Id dont remeber that!! :(
    And il pay well this time...:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    I still have nightmares, myself standing on your doorstep in nothing but a negligee, left out in the cold :(

    Pic? :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    How much was she?? A ...'friend' was asking....:D

    She said I was so gorgeous I didn't have to pay :cool:............but cheap i would imagine.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    johnn wrote: »
    She said I was so gorgeous I didn't have to pay :cool:............but cheap i would imagine.

    I dont think so - she seems expensive...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    johnn wrote: »
    She said I was so gorgeous I didn't have to pay :cool:............but cheap i would imagine.

    Reported.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    lol Some girls don't know how to have the banter :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Reported.

    Funny, thats what most girls johnn has been with say... :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Funny, thats what most girls johnn has been with say... :p

    I'm sure most if those girls have been reported as having an STI alright!

    Oh yeah, I can play at it too!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    I dont think so - she seems expensive...

    Was this not the girl who was offering the ride earlier in the thread for a bar of chocolate, now shocked at the insinuation of being cheap :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    johnn wrote: »
    Was this not the girl who was offering the ride earlier in the thread for a bar of chocolate, now shocked at the insinuation of being cheap :confused:

    My bar of chocolate wasnt big enough...:p
    And i cant afford a bigger one


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    johnn wrote: »
    Was this not the girl who was offering the ride earlier in the thread for a bar of chocolate, now shocked at the insinuation of being cheap :confused:

    That wasn't me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    That wasn't me!

    Its true johnn, it wasnt her. I get so many offers from women, its hard to keep up :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    I'm sure most if those girls have been reported as having an STI alright!

    Oh yeah, I can play at it too!

    its not called playing if you're going around reporting people :rolleyes: I thought you were cool Princess Peach


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,527 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    johnn wrote: »
    I thought I was gonna get laid on the back of this thread after I received a PM asking me to "arrange a meeting" only for it to be a "person" with a beard and brunette wig in high heels holding a curly wurly.

    Were they much longer in the before times or have I just become harder to please?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    johnn wrote: »
    its not called playing if you're going around reporting people :rolleyes: I thought you were cool Princess Peach

    And its not really fun going around giving people syphilis either.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    And its not really fun going around giving people syphilis either.

    Oh shit did you go get tested this morning.....damn I was meant to mention that to you beforehand :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    That wasn't me!

    oh I must be confusing you with amy21, but she can say what she wants cos she is hawt :cool:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 ✭✭✭denballs


    johnn wrote: »
    oh I must be confusing you with amy21, but she can say what she wants cos she is hawt :cool:


    hmm.......is she really.........so i shouldnt have ignored her pm offering a blow job..........damn i thought she was some fat 50 year old or somthin.......dang:pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 ✭✭✭denballs


    Reported.

    me thinks Pea=Bit


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    denballs wrote: »
    hmm.......is she really.........so i shouldnt have ignored her pm offering a blow job..........damn i thought she was some fat 50 year old or somthin.......dang:pac:

    As long as the phrase "Arrange a meeting" isn't used you're usually fine. How would you collect anyway, stick your Vera Wang in your hard-drive? :cool:


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 ✭✭✭denballs


    johnn wrote: »
    As long as the phrase "Arrange a meeting" isn't used you're usually fine. How would you collect anyway, stick your Vera Wang in your hard-drive? :cool:

    ....nah.......i dont exactly need to be getting boardsies back to the hotel rooms......lol..........she seems a bit of a funny one too.........hehe.....easier to just go to the pub...........find a blond and shout oi you..............lets go da hilton now...........seems to work 7/10..........of coure 2/10 times the girls fella will get a bit pissed off.........and 1/10 .......im too drunk and it is the fella...........


    and if you gate crash a christmas party in a hotel and get the suite you,ll get at least 4 different one,s...........just leave the gold keycard on the bar.....its like a fishin rod or somthing....


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Joined the thread late but not a chance... At one point, I might have but not till I seen it so blatently in my face. Just last night i was chatting to a girl of maybe 16 who had her pissed 60yr old westerner "date" next to her.. Shlt was so so so so wrong.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    Joined the thread late but not a chance... At one point, I might have but not till I seen it so blatently in my face. Just last night i was chatting to a girl of maybe 16 who had her pissed 60yr old westerner "date" next to her.. Shlt was so so so so wrong.

    ....And you didn't step in and do anything about it :rolleyes: You are Just as bad(if not worse) than the 60-year-old IMHO.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    Joined the thread late but not a chance... At one point, I might have but not till I seen it so blatently in my face. Just last night i was chatting to a girl of maybe 16 who had her pissed 60yr old westerner "date" next to her.. Shlt was so so so so wrong.

    +1 Last time I was in Patong, there was an elderly American guy (Definitely early 70's) pretending to pole dance and generally being pretty lecherous with the girls there. Sickening stuff.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 ✭✭✭denballs


    Joined the thread late but not a chance... At one point, I might have but not till I seen it so blatently in my face. Just last night i was chatting to a girl of maybe 16 who had her pissed 60yr old westerner "date" next to her.. Shlt was so so so so wrong.

    blame the parents


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    johnn wrote: »
    ....And you didn't step in and do anything about it :rolleyes: You are Just as bad(if not worse) than the 60-year-old IMHO.
    I would lay the blame on the westerner first, then the family of the girl who sold her into the trade, then the go go bars that accommodate them, then the police who don't police them, then the society that promotes it and finally, i'd blame me for not "stepping in and doing something" about the 50 other hookers outside on the street that have been and always will be there.
    +1 Last time I was in Patong, there was an elderly American guy (Definitely early 70's) pretending to pole dance and generally being pretty lecherous with the girls there. Sickening stuff.

    Yea Patong is definitely a bit of an eyesore if you look anywhere but the sea.. Sihanoukville has even more old dudes floatin about tho. Glad my father wouldn't even know what a hooker is.


  • Registered Users Posts: 292 ✭✭benj


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Oh we all pay for it one way or another...

    ya we pay for it with our sanity :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,210 ✭✭✭20goto10


    Do mingers from copper face jacks count? If so then yes, I have shagged a few prostitutes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Not a chance. Ive never had much trouble normally but knowing the amount of human traffcing and abuse that goes on in that trade its sickening that people would.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 420 ✭✭NoseyMike2010


    They are in Catherine Street!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Good to know...

    Meh, too lazy to post the tumbleweed again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,280 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    no point in paying for a brazzer as long as coppers is open


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    A dirty mickey in a dirty fanny..... just want i always wanted....


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm staying across the street from Cebu's "classiest" and most expensive GoGo bar.. Good for people watchin while havin a smoke and that's about it. So many Japanese and old Americans coming out the door with absolute stunners.

    No interest for another 40 years yet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,805 ✭✭✭extra-ordinary_


    Joined the thread late but not a chance... At one point, I might have but not till I seen it so blatently in my face. Just last night i was chatting to a girl of maybe 16 who had her pissed 60yr old westerner "date" next to her.. Shlt was so so so so wrong.

    It would have been OK if the westerner was 25?


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  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It would have been less wrong but still wrong..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    I'm single, and no. If I'm with a girl it has to be because she actually likes me and finds me attractive, not because she's getting paid.
    I wouldn't go for a prostitute in the same way as I wouldn't go for a girl who 'liked' me for ulterior reasons such as to make someone jealous or for status or whatever other reasons there are that people will score. I'm a rather simple person. Actually being attracted to me is the only reason I would consider a valid one. Otherwise I can only imagine it'd make you feel like crap, knowing that you're with someone who's not actually into it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,778 ✭✭✭horse7


    i know a guy(mid 50,s)has always been faithfulto his wife(35yrs)but due to her health they no longer have sex. he doesnt want to go to a prostitute and doesnt want a loving relationship as he loves his wife,but he misses the sex.anyone else in a similar situation.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 97 ✭✭SIR PEADO BAILOUT


    I was after havin a stroll round the grounds at Knock Shrine a while back now and this little blondie streetwalker,looked a glue head, but anyways she starts talkin to me as i`m strolling along of a nice evening walk.Well now i can`t say I was interested but she was a lovely young girl and her English was Ok too.

    Thing was a local woman mid 50`s busy body type was stalking us and had a face that would curdle milk,so just to piss her off I was tempted to have a little quickie,but then i thought the better of it..true story..and sure that`s how Knock got its name :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭Indubitable


    Good night for gravedigging?

    Or were you searching for prostitutes?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 97 ✭✭SIR PEADO BAILOUT


    Good night for gravedigging?

    Or were you searching for prostitutes?


    ROFLMAO


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 97 ✭✭SIR PEADO BAILOUT


    They are in Catherine Street!


    And how would you know :rolleyes: its not like Eyre Sq. and the Filipino prozzie story I was after telling a while back..jeez and yer man wit da brazilian fella wit da boobie job shhtop will ya


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7 Brian.Clowen


    I use the services of prostitutes all the time now. My wife refuses to meet my sexual needs. She says I'm too ugly and make her sick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭vampire of kilmainham


    mind your own buisness


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 221 ✭✭anto2


    If i was not married i would ,but then the Hookers here in Thailand can be stunning and treat you well for a small amount of money .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 221 ✭✭anto2


    I'm staying across the street from Cebu's "classiest" and most expensive GoGo bar.. Good for people watchin while havin a smoke and that's about it. So many Japanese and old Americans coming out the door with absolute stunners.

    No interest for another 40 years yet.

    Are you Gay ? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 221 ✭✭anto2


    I'm staying across the street from Cebu's "classiest" and most expensive GoGo bar.. Good for people watchin while havin a smoke and that's about it. So many Japanese and old Americans coming out the door with absolute stunners.

    No interest for another 40 years yet.
    20goto10 wrote: »
    Do mingers from copper face jacks count? If so then yes, I have shagged a few prostitutes.


    Do the mingers ask for money there ?Any foreign totty there ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    I use the services of prostitutes all the time now. My wife refuses to meet my sexual needs. She says I'm too ugly and make her sick.

    AH troll account perm banned


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    anto2 wrote: »
    Are you Gay ? :D

    Just poor!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    If you were single, would you pay for sex with a prostitute?

    You first
    mawk wrote: »
    I slept with someone whom I didn't know was a (former?) prostitute. Not too impressed when her housemate told me some time later.

    Jeeez its not like she was an Estate agent or anything
    Particularly some women's groups who tell vicious and hurtful lies about prostitution and hold the trade in a very, very low regard (partly I think because of issues they have themselves).

    In fairness if you are referring to the same group that Im thinking of It must to be said that the agenda they pursue has damn all to do with the advancment of women.


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