Prostitutes

Daveysil15

I have some advice for anyone thinking of having sex with a prostitute, have a w*nk first and then see if seems like such a good idea. The same goes for asphyxi w*nks, just have a normal one first and then see if seems like such a good idea.

You could say the same thing about having sex with a girl you met in a night club. Some hot girl walks up to you and says..."Hi hun, you fancy a shag?" And then you say..."Ehh hold on...I'll have a w*nk first and then see how I feel" :rolleyes:

some random drunk

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I have some advice for anyone thinking of having sex with a prostitute, have a w*nk first and then see if seems like such a good idea. The same goes for asphyxi w*nks, just have a normal one first and then see if seems like such a good idea.

You could say the same thing about having sex with a girl you met in a night club. Some hot girl walks up to you and says..."Hi hun, you fancy a shag?" And then you say..."Ehh hold on...I'll have a w*nk first and then see how I feel" :rolleyes:

But if I did that, I'd never have sex....

cruiser178

Last night on my last delivery i went to a house where people were having a 60th birthday party for one of there friends. The bill for the food was 64e, i was asked if i kissed the bday girl and they take pics, i could keep the change of 70e, so i did it.

AM I A WHORE?

mongdesade

cruiser178 wrote: »

Last night on my last delivery i went to a house where people were having a 60th birthday party for one of there friends. The bill for the food was 64e, i was asked if i kissed the bday girl and they take pics, i could keep the change of 70e, so i did it.

AM I A WHORE?

A cheap one apparently

Daveysil15

some random drunk wrote: »

But if I did that, I'd never have sex....

Exactly. That's the point I'm making. Sex is sex. Would paying for it really be any worse than having a dunken one night stand in the back of a car park?

J. Marston

cruiser178 wrote: »

Last night on my last delivery i went to a house where people were having a 60th birthday party for one of there friends. The bill for the food was 64e, i was asked if i kissed the bday girl and they take pics, i could keep the change of 70e, so i did it.

AM I A WHORE?

Are we talking a peck on the cheek/lips or shoving your tongue down her throat?

Intensive Care Bear

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I have some advice for anyone thinking of having sex with a prostitute, have a w*nk first and then see if seems like such a good idea. The same goes for asphyxi w*nks, just have a normal one first and then see if seems like such a good idea.

You could say the same thing about having sex with a girl you met in a night club. Some hot girl walks up to you and says..."Hi hun, you fancy a shag?" And then you say..."Ehh hold on...I'll have a w*nk first and then see how I feel" :rolleyes:

I don't understand your post, hot girls coming up to you and offering sex in a club is not a problem, most men would be grateful, why would you want to lose interest in them by having a w*nk? My post was just some money saving advice for anyone sitting at home thinking of calling an escort

Odysseus

Personally I have not, a good few clients of mine are sex workers, and some other clients use them. The only time I have issues with it is, when a man pays for sex; then is riddled with guilt over it. Happens a lot.

H2UMrsRobinson

No I wouldn't - but I'm a girl and if AH is to be believed all I have to do if I want "me hole" is to wander into town with said intention printed on my chest. Or ask hubby

Reading this thread though made me wonder. I like sex but the bit I like is the attraction, tension, build up, rolling around, swinging from the chandeliers, whips, chains, butter...etc. Do men just like the coming bit, is that all they're after, the end goal? Is that why they visit prostitutes ? I can't imagine somehow that you can generate the frisson necessary for good sex (what's the point of having bad sex) when you are paying for it, unless there is a chemistry between the two parties. Can some men (or women) just have sex with anyone who's willing, and still enjoy it or benefit from it?

mongdesade

H2UMrsRobinson wrote: »

Can some men (or women) just have sex with anyone who's willing, and still enjoy it or benefit from it?

To be frank...yes

Daveysil15

H2UMrsRobinson wrote: »

No I wouldn't - but I'm a girl and if AH is to be believed all I have to do if I want "me hole" is to wander into town with said intention printed on my chest. Or ask hubby

Reading this thread though made me wonder. I like sex but the bit I like is the attraction, tension, build up, rolling around, swinging from the chandeliers, whips, chains, butter...etc. Do men just like the coming bit, is that all they're after, the end goal? Is that why they visit prostitutes ? I can't imagine somehow that you can generate the frisson necessary for good sex (what's the point of having bad sex) when you are paying for it, unless there is a chemistry between the two parties. Can some men (or women) just have sex with anyone who's willing, and still enjoy it or benefit from it?

I think men and women are wired differently. Men often just want sex and nothing else, in which case a prostitute may be a better alternative as there is no emotional baggage or false pretences. Sex is sex. Sometimes its good and sometimes its bad.

Chamone MF

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I have some advice for anyone thinking of having sex with a prostitute, have a w*nk first and then see if seems like such a good idea. The same goes for asphyxi w*nks, just have a normal one first and then see if seems like such a good idea.

You could say the same thing about having sex with a girl you met in a night club. Some hot girl walks up to you and says..."Hi hun, you fancy a shag?" And then you say..."Ehh hold on...I'll have a w*nk first and then see how I feel" :rolleyes:

Good advice.
I've found that wnking solves most problems.
Boredom at work or home, lowers heating bills, stress relief in place of expensive therapy, no tv licence needed as no more watching tv needed, no new dvd's needed, adds depth and meaning to life (even when w4nking and crying in lonely desperation), good way of making friends (when dogging), pain relief in place of pills, can help ween(er) you off stimulants, lowers phone bills - they'll call you first as you're always busy...w4nking.
stuck for emergency accommodation abroad - have a quick one outside the school and the police will grant free accommodation.

Daveysil15

1210m5g wrote: »

I don't understand your post, hot girls coming up to you and offering sex in a club is not a problem, most men would be grateful, why would you want to lose interest in them my having a w*nk? My post was just some money saving advice for anyone sitting at home thinking of calling an escort

Ahh I see what you mean. If its just about the money then yes that's ok. But a lot of money can be spent on a night out also when trying to meet women.

As the man from Del Monte once said..."Id rather spend money on a woman and know I'm going to get what I want, than spend money on a woman and hope I'm goin to get what I want.

H2UMrsRobinson

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I think men and women are wired differently. Men often just want sex and nothing else, in which case a prostitute may be a better alternative as there is no emotional baggage or false pretences. Sex is sex. Sometimes its good and sometimes its bad.

Yep I hear you, but before I was married I also loved the sex (that sounds wrong but you know what i mean) and sometimes I just wanted sex with no strings but I did find that sex with the ones i actually fancied and had chemistry with was way better than the "you'll do's"..If I'd paid for all that bad sex I'd be well pissed off and demanding a refund.

Daveysil15

H2UMrsRobinson wrote: »

Yep I hear you, but before I was married I also loved the sex (that sounds wrong but you know what i mean) and sometimes I just wanted sex with no strings but I did find that sex with the ones i actually fancied and had chemistry with was way better than the "you'll do's"..If I'd paid for all that bad sex I'd be well pissed off and demanding a refund.

Yeah I see what you're getting at. But men are very visual and some would rather pay to sleep with a very attractive prostitute than sleep with a girl they met in a club who was unattractive. Just because the unattractive girl from the club wants to sleep with him, that wouldn't necessarily make the sex any better. Plus the prostitute would be experienced and sober for that matter!

Mr. Loverman

The sooner sex for cash is fully legalised and regulated the sooner people can stop being so god damned prudish about other people's sexual activities.

Daveysil15

Mr. Loverman wrote: »

The sooner sex for cash is fully legalised and regulated the sooner people can stop being so god damned prudish about other people's sexual activities.

Too right! Although there was talk of the government criminalizing the purchase of sex so the men could be charged. I'm not sure if that would be a good idea.

Mr. Loverman

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Too right! Although there was talk of the government criminalizing the purchase of sex so the men could be charged. I'm not sure if that would be a good idea.

It will just drive it further underground.

It's so ****ing stupid and backwards.

Paparazzo

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I have some advice for anyone thinking of having sex with a prostitute, have a w*nk first and then see if seems like such a good idea. The same goes for asphyxi w*nks, just have a normal one first and then see if seems like such a good idea.

You could say the same thing about having sex with a girl you met in a night club. Some hot girl walks up to you and says..."Hi hun, you fancy a shag?" And then you say..."Ehh hold on...I'll have a w*nk first and then see how I feel" :rolleyes:

That philosophy should be used by everyone before they do anything. Imagine scooby do cartoons?
"Scooby, lets investigate the old abandoned fair ground"
"rets rave a wrank first Raggy"

Pandora2

KeithM89 wrote: »

What! EVERYONE likes strawberry and orange Roses- anyone else gonna backk me up here??

I have a tin full here, we have (well mostly the MIL) polished off 3 tins of Roses since December and all the offending centres have ended up in one tin!! Just sitting here....waiting ........all reasonable offers accepted well, times is hard!!;)

Every time she opens her mouth, I offer her a sweet:D

Timistry

cant wait to get back to phuket;)

Daveysil15

As long as prostitution is done in a legal and consensual way, there is almost more honesty in it than in picking up a girl in a club, where you are just buying her drinks and giving false impressions in order to get something physical.

k.p.h

Paparazzo wrote: »

That philosophy should be used by everyone before they do anything. Imagine scooby do cartoons?
"Scooby, lets investigate the old abandoned fair ground"
"rets rave a wrank first Raggy"

Post of the year, I congratulate you ..

cowzerp

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Although there was talk of the government criminalizing the purchase of sex so the men could be charged.

I thought they would be charged by the prossie anyway?!

Daveysil15

cowzerp wrote: »

I thought they would be charged by the prossie anyway?!

True that. But I'm sure there are plenty of crooked cops who will say to the prostitute... " I won't charge you if you don't charge me."

BarackPyjama

cowzerp wrote: »

I thought they would be charged by the prossie anyway?!

I don't think so - not in this country. In Sweden, AFAIK, a prostitute can charge a punter with sexual assault and, if convicted, he can get a custodial sentence and go on the sex offenders register. This is even after consensual sex where money exchanges hands. It's effectively a zero tolerance policy against soliciting prostitution where the punter is seen as a sexual offender and the prostitute a victim.

Pretty backward, man-hating view in my opinion.

IM0

BarackPyjama wrote: »

I don't think so - not in this country. In Sweden, AFAIK, a prostitute can charge a punter with sexual assault and, if convicted, he can get a custodial sentence and go on the sex offenders register. This is even after consensual sex where money exchanges hands. It's effectively a zero tolerance policy against soliciting prostitution where the punter is seen as a sexual offender and the prostitute a victim.

Pretty backward, man-hating view in my opinion.

thats a bit like going in and taking a shit in your office. why would they do that

BarackPyjama

IM0 wrote: »

thats a bit like going in and taking a shit in your office. why would they do that

The law was enacted due to pressure from the Swedish Feminist Initiative Party. Don't think it's so much to do with prostitutes s**ting on their own doorstep as much as outside interests wanting to criminalise men who choose to pay for sex. The easiest way to do it is to paint all women who choose to work as prostitutes as victims.

true

Daveysil15 wrote: »

True that. But I'm sure there are plenty of crooked cops who will say to the prostitute... " I won't charge you if you don't charge me."

like the Guard in the local down the country after closing time getting his free pint. Cannot blame them, over the years they see / have seen corruption high up in the country ( Haughey, Ahern etc ) and only want a tiny bit themselves.

Lionel Messy

I'm no Brad Pitt, i've banged hookers, I just want sex, pure and simple. If that makes me satan, **** it, I really couldn't give a sh!te. I'd never get stunning Spanish and Czech birds just being me.