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The Christmas eve drinking thread

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    #302
    SeaFields
    Registered Users Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    JONJO THE MISER wrote: »
    watching ssome mass from somewhere before the terminal movie.

    I hope you're not drinking at mass!


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    #303
    martyboy48
    Registered Users Posts: 2,140 ✭✭✭martyboy48


    super_furry wrote: »
    Oh it's Christmas. Happy Christmas to ALL the people who live in my computer.

    Now the real problems start, I'm out of beer and while I have both vodka and gin, I have no mixers.
    Neat, or if all else fails, water them down if ya have a good few in ya:)


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    #304
    SadieSue
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    super_furry wrote: »
    Well after a thorough search, I have Strawberry Ribena and half a bottle of flat Coke Zero. This can definately work.

    slap an icecube in there and you have yourself a cocktail

    I just found a bottle of rum and a half bottle of flat coke.



    Its a Christmas Miracle.


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    #305
    KeithM89_old
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    The folks just arrived back from midnight mass early caus they were too drunk :D


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    #306
    JonathanAnon
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    SeaFields wrote: »
    I hope you're not drinking at mass!

    Let us pray...


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    #307
    SeaFields
    Registered Users Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    Legends!


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    #308
    Basq
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    KeithM89 wrote: »
    The folks just arrived back from midnight mass early caus they were too drunk :D
    "Baaastard promised us the bodah of Christ.. we didn't get any frigggin wine!

    It was f*cking Ribena.. it's Brian Cowen's fault.. I'm telling ya!

    Him and Leninenenehan!    "

    :D


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    #309
    JONJO THE MISER
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    harrk the hearld the angel sing glory to the newborn king peace on earth everbody now?


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    #310
    Dunny
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    KeithM89 wrote: »
    The folks just arrived back from midnight mass early caus they were too drunk :D

    Too much alter wine?


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    #311
    cruiser178
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    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    Watching Brendan Grace... Anybody else watching? (nothing else on)
    Few friends of mine have just left,brendan grace was on the tele as back round noise,jesus christ what an ass hole,his jokes are 30 years old,imo anybody who finds him funny is retarded,seriously retarded,maybe im been a bit harsh i dont know but i have met him many times in real life and he is a real asshole


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    #312
    martyboy48
    Registered Users Posts: 2,140 ✭✭✭martyboy48


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    The folks just arrived back from midnight mass early caus they were too drunk :D
    Do gooders :D Serves them right for trying to be all holy:D:D No offence:)


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    #313
    SeaFields
    Registered Users Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    Let us pray...

    Oh Lord, let there be coke and hookers aplenty,

    gifts from santy,

    and a hangover free morning to greet us all,

    amen.


    /drunken rating now up to a 7.5/8


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    #314
    KeithM89_old
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    martyboy48 wrote: »
    Do gooders :D Serves them right for trying to be all holy:D:D No offence:)

    Im surprised they even went - went through half a bottle of Jameson and some wine before they left...


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    #315
    Dunny
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    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Im surprised they even went - went through half a bottle of Jameson and some wine before they left...

    Suppose ya would need it to sit through mass in fairness


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    #316
    martyboy48
    Registered Users Posts: 2,140 ✭✭✭martyboy48


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    Few friends of mine have just left,brendan grace was on the tele as back round noise,jesus christ what an ass hole,his jokes are 30 years old,imo anybody who finds him funny is retarded,seriously retarded,maybe im been a bit harsh i dont know but i have met him many times in real life and he is a real asshole
    Harsh a small bit, but I have heard very negative comments about him in 'real' life.. but as a comic, his delivery is very good, even 20 years on....:)


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    #317
    Basq
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    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Im surprised they even went - went through half a bottle of Jameson and some wine before they left...
    "Nativity.. ya wha?! I'm the f*cking nativity.. get me jacket, ta f*ck!

    Where's me goddamn hip-flask? Whoops, there's me, taking the name of the Lord in vain yet again!    "


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    #318
    alwaysadub
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    Dunny! wrote: »
    Suppose ya would need it to sit through mass in fairness

    I watched about a minute of mass on tv before i realised it wasn't a film. That's my lot done for a few more years :D


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    #319
    JONJO THE MISER
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    The terminal strating now on rte 1 enjoyfolks:)


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    #320
    Amber Lamps
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    merry christmas to all back in ireland. dont remember a white christmas at home before. maybe 81/82. emigration has me spending this one alone, albeit with you lot. :(

    raises a can to the homeland


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    #321
    Dunny
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    JONJO THE MISER wrote: »
    The terminal strating now on rte 1 enjoyfolks:)

    Cheers! Keanu reeves can fúck off


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    #322
    Cantona's Collars
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    JONJO THE MISER wrote: »
    The terminal strating now on rte 1 enjoyfolks:)

    The drinks are kicking in-your typing starting to go to sh1te:D:D Only a matter of time before you have to close one eye to focus on the keyboard.


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    #323
    Deedsie
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    Will someone please stop me texting old flames. Gonna ruin my day tomorrow... I just text an ex girlfriend, you busy New years eve? Gonna regret that tomorrow. And possibly this post, happy Christmas y'all...


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    #324
    super_furry
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    Gin and Strawberry Ribena and ****ing amazing together!


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    #325
    rannerap
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    just commenced drinking, bucks fizz and pringles yum:D


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    #326
    martyboy48
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    JONJO THE MISER wrote: »
    The terminal strating now on rte 1 enjoyfolks:)
    Watching speed, never seen terminal... It's one of those sad soppy stories isn't it?? Thats whats put me off it...


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    #327
    JonathanAnon
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    Tom Hanks is too well known to believe that he cant understand English..


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    #328
    KeithM89_old
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    Deedsie wrote: »
    I just text an ex girlfriend, you busy New years eve?
    Just put in your follow up text,

    ".....caus i am!! HA!"


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    #329
    alwaysadub
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    Deedsie wrote: »
    Will someone please stop me texting old flames. Gonna ruin my day tomorrow... I just text an ex girlfriend, you busy New years eve? Gonna regret that tomorrow. And possibly this post, happy Christmas y'all...

    Step away from the phone!!


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    #330
    SeaFields
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    martyboy48 wrote: »
    Watching speed, never seen terminal... It's one of those sad soppy stories isn't it?? Thats whats put me off it...

    No no no...watch the Terminal. Honestly you will enjoy. only a few minutes in it gone.


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    #331
    ibarelycare
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    On about my 7th glass of vino :D Santa just arrived early with *part* of my present. I meant to go and get Christmas pj's the other day after work but traffic was too bad. Was sad not to have nice new pyjamas for Christmas. Mammy arrived in my room a few minutes ago with lovely new Christmassy pyjamas for me :D


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