The Christmas eve drinking thread

SeaFields

Oh sweet jebus

My mothers friend just rang. Her son opened up a wardrobe and found his santa present. He's gutted and crying. He was just heading up to bed for santa.

KeithM89_old

SeaFields wrote: »

Oh sweet jebus

My mothers friend just rang. Her son opened up a wardrobe and found his santa present. He's gutted and crying. He was just heading up to bed for santa.

Is it wrong that i laughed??



Couldnt she have found a better hiding place than the wardrobe!?

Lord Trollington

SeaFields wrote: »

Oh sweet jebus

My mothers friend just rang. Her son opened up a wardrobe and found his santa present. He's gutted and crying. He was just heading up to bed for santa.

If he's young enough he can be filled with some sort of yarn, if he's not its time he started chasing young ones...

Knifey Spoony

SeaFields wrote: »

Oh sweet jebus

My mothers friend just rang. Her son opened up a wardrobe and found his santa present. He's gutted and crying. He was just heading up to bed for santa.

Well at least he didn't walk into the front room on Christmas Eve night to find his father drunkenly wrapping his Santa present!

Larianne

KeithM89 wrote: »

Is it wrong that i laughed??



Couldnt she have found a better hiding place than the wardrobe!?

Ah man, I miss rooting around my mam's room looking for presents. :cool:

IvySlayer

SeaFields wrote: »

Oh sweet jebus

My mothers friend just rang. Her son opened up a wardrobe and found his santa present. He's gutted and crying. He was just heading up to bed for santa.

Could she not of told him Santa came early and hid his present there?

KeithM89_old

Larianne wrote: »

Ah man, I miss rooting around my mam's room looking for presents. :cool:

A wardrobe is the first place id look! - my parents apparently hid mine in the shed next door

IvySlayer

KeithM89 wrote: »

A wardrobe is the first place id look! - my parents apparently hid mine in the shed next door

Do they still do it?

Just wondering...

*whistles innocently*

whatsamsn

Just opened my first bottle of Lidl's Perlenbacher beer



what have you guys had so far?

Micky Dolenz

Larianne wrote: »

Ah man, I miss rooting around my mam's room looking for presents. :cool:

I miss rooting around mothers drawers too.

Larianne

IvySlayer wrote: »

Do they still do it?

Just wondering...

*whistles innocently*

Go go go!!!!!!!!!!

KeithM89_old

IvySlayer wrote: »

Do they still do it?

Just wondering...

*whistles innocently*

I bloody hope so!! - but i dont think they could fit my hovercraft in a shed...

wixfjord

Wardrobe is the motherload!
Also Ivyslayer has the best suggestion. Suggest it Sea Field and let us know what happens!

Larianne

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I miss rooting around mothers drawers too.

You're weird. :cool:

Basq

whatsamsn wrote: »

Just opened my first bottle of Lidl's Perlenbacher beer



what have you guys had so far?

Lidl's second best weissbier.. Grafenwalder.

wixfjord

whatsamsn wrote: »

Just opened my first bottle of Lidl's Perlenbacher beer



what have you guys had so far?

Ave it! Great choice.

wixfjord

basquille wrote: »

Lidl's second best weissbier.. Grafenwalder.

Is it a weissbier?? Didnt know that?!

SeaFields

Ok...he has been told that santa came early because of the weather. He has cautiously accepted this explanation and is somewhat relieved. Although the bubble is probably burst for next year.

wixfjord

SeaFields wrote: »

Ok...he has been told that santa came early because of the weather. He has cautiously accepted this explanation and is somewhat relieved. Although the bubble is probably burst for next year.

Christmas is saved! HUZZAH!

The mother and the sister are watching Chocolat (That ****e with Johnny Depp) in the living room. Myself the brother and the auld lad are in the Conservatory skulling the bottles we buried in the snow a couple of hours ago. Good times.

Larianne

SeaFields wrote: »

Ok...he has been told that santa came early because of the weather. He has cautiously accepted this explanation and is somewhat relieved. Although the bubble is probably burst for next year.

For him AND the rest of his classmates..

SeaFields

Give him a drop of port i say and he wont give a fiddlers where the present came from!

Basq

wixfjord wrote: »

Is it a weissbier?? Didnt know that?!

They have a Pils, and a Weissbier.

I'm drinking the latter.

IvySlayer

SeaFields wrote: »

Ok...he has been told that santa came early because of the weather. He has cautiously accepted this explanation and is somewhat relieved. Although the bubble is probably burst for next year.

OK, a man thats lives in the North Pole came early due to the snow here...Makes sense

wixfjord

basquille wrote: »

They have a Pils, and a Weissbier.

I'm drinking the latter.

Is Perlenbacher a weissbeer??

Basq

wixfjord wrote: »

Is Perlenbacher a weissbeer??

Nope, think it's just Pilsner.

wixfjord

Onto my 4th Captain Morgan s and Coke, which are all consisting of two and a half shots, you cant be too careful on Xmas Eve! Lovely!

SeaFields

IvySlayer wrote: »

OK, a man thats lives in the North Pole came early due to the snow here...Makes sense

Ah come on now. we are dealing with people that think santa will deliver billions of presents worldwide this evening in a few hours all out of a magic powered sled.

/wishes he was young enough to believe again.

whatsamsn

basquille wrote: »

They have a Pils, and a Weissbier.

I'm drinking the latter.

Urgh hate the hefe weissbier lidl sell. its wheat beer or something right?
I had it in the kegs they sell. Nearly made me sick. Which is weird because i had it before in regular cans.


perlenbacher for the win

Korvanica

whatsamsn wrote: »

Just opened my first bottle of Lidl's Perlenbacher beer



what have you guys had so far?

this
and this
this
also.....
and some of this

Basq

I'll kill for some Captain Morgans..

.. my spirit selection is limited - Jameson, and Southern Comfort! ;(

IvySlayer

basquille wrote: »

I'll kill for some Captain Morgans..

He's already posted in this thread

Knifey Spoony

basquille wrote: »

I'll kill for some Captain Morgans..

.. my spirit selection is limited - Jameson, and Southern Comfort! ;(

Ah c'mon, Jameson ain't all that bad now..

JONJO THE MISER

whatsamsn wrote: »

Just opened my first bottle of Lidl's Perlenbacher beer



what have you guys had so far?

On my 5th bishops finger going down good,, half cut already and just waiting for the terminal with tom hanks on at 12.30

KeithM89_old

Knifey Spoony wrote: »

Ah c'mon, Jameson ain't all that bad now..

This^^ - just after cracking open a bottle..
Jameson and Lime ftw

wixfjord

Haha! Peep Show: Hans:"Have you ever had a parrot?"
Mark's Mum:"No"
Hans:"Just you look like you enjoy a cockatoo!"

Korvanica

Knifey Spoony wrote: »

Ah c'mon, Jameson ain't all that bad now..

Jameson would murder captain morgan... with his FACE

Larianne

Lovin' Peep Show.

How is this the first time I've watched it?!?!?! :eek:

Basq

Knifey Spoony wrote: »

Ah c'mon, Jameson ain't all that bad now..

True.. that's for later!

No goddamn ice though.. will do that now.

JONJO THE MISER

anyone have a xmas fight with the family yet?

KeithM89_old

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

anyone have a xmas fight with the family yet?

Does a snowball fight count??

Larianne

No, that'll wait till tomorrow.

lynp27

changed to bulmers and laptop nothing on tv

IvySlayer

Things are getting wild here...just opened a tin of Quality Street

Knifey Spoony

Korvanica wrote: »

Jameson would murder captain morgan... with his FACE

It's a close call, could go for either but currently enjoying some of the Captain's finest. Although I would drink anything now, even had a bottle of Bud earlier .

Larianne

IvySlayer wrote: »

Things are getting wild here...just opened a tin of Quality Street

There's no chocolate in the house. A crime, A CRIME I tells you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

JONJO THE MISER

KeithM89 wrote: »

Does a snowball fight count??

No, im blessed this year i got my fighting out of the way before xmas, all peace and serinity here now:)

SeaFields

IvySlayer wrote: »

Things are getting wild here...just opened a tin of Quality Street

Oh to be in your place right now

KeithM89_old

IvySlayer wrote: »

Things are getting wild here...just opened a tin of Quality Street

Does everyone go on a rampage to get the Strawberry ones first in your house too?

JONJO THE MISER

Larianne wrote: »

There's no chocolate in the house. A crime, A CRIME I tells you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

:eek: are you for real? its xmas u do realise? i have oceans of biscuts, got 2 boxes of those lovely gadbury milk choc biscuits and lotsof other choc and taytos and minerals:D