If you could select any animal to overthrow the Swiss government, what would it be?

Mr.Crinklewood

Koala bears are the choosen ones.

Odaise Gaelach

A lemming. You know, the creatures with the green hair and blue jumpers?

Bash through the Alps, set the release rate at 99 and let them overwhelm the country. Then we set a blocker by the tunnel they went through and press the Armageddon button.

Irish Guitarist

The button or date stone beetle. The males might not be up to the job but the females are ruthless killers.

When a flying unfertilized female reaches a target such as a date stone, sweet almond, betel nut, nutmeg, cinnamon bark[3] or a button made from vegetable ivory, hence the name "button beetle"), she bores a hole in it and excavates a chamber. (Males cannot penetrate the stone.[2]) Inside, she produces a brood of four or five males. She mates with the first son that reaches maturity, then proceeds to eat them all. She then enlarges the chamber and lays a brood of about 70 offspring. Some of the females mate with their brothers.[4][5]

Crann na Beatha

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Mr.Crinklewood

Obaraten wrote: »

A giraffe

A giraffe would struggle to control a space hopper.

Capt'n Midnight

Paparazzo wrote: »

A butterfly. No one suspects the butterfly

a chaos butterfly

Riddle101

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Baring in mind the animals strength, intelligence, adaptiveness, etc?

Hmm strength, intelligence and adaptiveness? Well I suppose Gorilla would be the best option. They're strong, smart for an animal and can learn to adapt as well. If I were swiss, the last animal i'd want to see attacking the government would be a Gorilla

Capt'n Midnight

do nanobots count ?

lalee17

A jellyfish..

ascanbe

If i could select any animal to overthrow the swiss government, it would be...strange but empowering.

Pauleta

ManBearPig

Coriolanus

A,pig. Cause it would drive the Muslims in the country nuts.

Zebra3

A black sheep.

Capt'n Midnight

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/middle_east/670551.stm

Mr.Crinklewood

A wide range of animals gave been chosen. We may be in a position to select two species. To test which animals will suit us best a trial will be done by attacking Trim in Meath. As a security issue I think it us best not to post the precise details here. Any suggestions on how to plan this without the TDC coping on are welcome.

sensibleken

A muslim bear who worked for the EU commision at some stage. The sight of which would make the swiss flee in terror

Capt'n Midnight

Triangular Bees

cml387

The Swiss don't actually have a government per se, most democracy is devolved to local cantons. So it is actually rather difficult to overthrow the government of Switzerland whatever animal you choose.

But I choose a .................. WOMBAT!

fonecrusher1

ROBO-BLUEBOTTLE

Its the half bluebottle half robot flyborg that is programmed to overthrow Swiss governments.

Its a film idea ive been working on. Sony pictures said they're interested. They will call me back....they will ok..

ilovesleep

Dont care about the swiss government but i'd throw our own government to pack of wolves. Let those doggies have a feast.

af_thefragile

Cats!!!

Yes, ofcourse!

tommylimerick

owls cause thet are so wise
i would put birds in charge

sensibleken

Sharpened worms

Capt'n Midnight

af_thefragile wrote: »

Cats!!!

Yes, ofcourse!

Tron Cat

Sarky

I would like to see a giant fish in a bear suit have a stab at it.

Cicero

Sarky wrote: »

I would like to see a giant fish in a bear suit have a stab at it.

ffs, you don't make things easy...do you...

OK...let's see.....I have a Giant Frog in a bear suit. he once was a fish you know...?



...OK then...how about a woman in a kola bear suit that smells of fish...




ok..ok.....don't rush me....................................







ah...here we go...one giant fish in a bear suit.......eating a single decker bus...:

Coriolanus

A picture for everything, huh?

Crann na Beatha

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Capt'n Midnight

Obaraten wrote: »

Have you conducted an experiment to prove said theory?

a hippo wouldn't be able to find a space hopper that could support it's weight and touch the ground too

a giraffe would be able to straddle a hopper that could support it's weight
whether it would need stirrups or could use all it's legs to hang on might need a bit of looking into

Squarewave

A 6 foot gorilla... With the skin of an alligator... Tied to a pterodactyl...

komodosp

Cats of course, only they could control the mice who would otherwise ruin the swiss economy!

Jade Goody. (if she was alive like)

He said animal, not vegetable

Mr.Crinklewood

So is this being done or what?

Matt Holck

a tiny mouse will devour the swiss's cheesy infrastructure of chocolaty goodness