Help!! i'm drunk!!

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hey folks i'm in a quandry, i'm ever so slighty tipsy and have to start a 22 hour shift at 7.30 am. any USEFUL tips on how to sober up really really quickly???

Thanks for your help:)

Gaudizeit

I don't know where you go from here to be honest

Captain Darling

Gaudizeit wrote: »

I don't know where you go from here to be honest

Dont go to Cork anyways, i heard its crap for a night out.

Larianne

Eh, bed?

Riamfada

Stop drinking?

General General

Try & pee on an electric fence.. it sobered up my mate Paul when he did it.

Gaudizeit

Captain Darling wrote: »

Dont go to Cork anyways, i heard its crap for a night out.

It is Darling.

Oranage2

This is after hours - Go away or post somethinf funny - nobody cares about you unless you have over 2000 posts...............

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SeaFields

Go outside in the snow naked and rub ice on your balls.

You'll be sober as a judge in no time.

Where To

Oranage2 wrote: »

This is after hours - Go away or post somethinf funny - nobody cares about you unless you have over 2000 posts...............

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bur you're my favourite AH poster and you haven't got 2.000 plus posts

all my dreams are shattered:rolleyes:

Anita Blow

go on the internet

Victor Meldrew

where do i go from here wrote: »

hey folks i'm in a quandry, i'm ever so slighty tipsy and have to start a 22 hour shift at 7.30 am. any USEFUL tips on how to sober up really really quickly???

Thanks for your help:)

Fingers down throat to induce barf, then lots of water and 2 neurofen.

then straight to bed.

Gaudizeit

Victor Meldrew wrote: »

Fingers down throat to induce barf, then lots of water and 2 neurofen.

then straight to bed.

what a waste of drink. He's only slighlty tipsy. He needs a nice warm cup of man the **** up.

FoxT

no matter what happens you are Fcuked. So there are 2 steps out of your dilemma:

Step 1 : admit to your own self that you are fcuked.acknowledge that no matter what you do, you wont be on top of your game tomorrow.

Step 2: Minimise the damage by drinking some water, & go to bed. NOW.

Step 3: when you wake in the morning, engage in some sexual activity,either on your own or with one or more partners. An orgasm will beat a hangover every time..

Oops 3 steps - I'm a wee bit fluthered myself & sailing tomorrow. Damn!

SeaFields

Actually who the fcuk does a 22 hour shift on Stevens day? what do you do op? Maybe alcohol wont be too much of a hinderence to your job.

TheZohanS

1. Burn down your work place
2. Ring in sick tomorrow and act surprised when they tell you the place has been burned down

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Victor Meldrew wrote: »

Fingers down throat to induce barf, then lots of water and 2 neurofen.

then straight to bed.

all good so far only i'm tipsy not drunk, i need to get rid rid of the tipsiness:pac:

i have to take nurses to work in the morning at 7.30

then nurses home frm work at 12.45

then a crowd of cokeheads to 'planet love' (or some other nonsense) in belfast at 1.30

then back to the nursies
then the pissheads:pac:

i'm fooked amn't i??

Captain Darling

Where do i go from here? The words are coming out all weird, where are you now?

Gaudizeit

where do i go from here wrote: »

all good so far only i'm tipsy not drunk, i need to get rid rid of the tipsiness:pac:

i have to take nurses to work in the morning at 7.30

then nurses home frm work at 12.45

then a crowd of cokeheads to 'planet love' (or some other nonsense) in belfast at 1.30

then back to the nursies
then the pissheads:pac:

i'm fooked amn't i??

looks like everyones ****ed. well the nurses anyway.

TheZohanS

where do i go from here wrote: »

all good so far only i'm tipsy not drunk, i need to get rid rid of the tipsiness:pac:

i have to take nurses to work in the morning at 7.30

then nurses home frm work at 12.45

then a crowd of cokeheads to 'planet love' (or some other nonsense) in belfast at 1.30

then back to the nursies
then the pissheads:pac:

i'm fooked amn't i??

You are if you play your cards right.

Oranage2

where do i go from here wrote: »

all good so far only i'm tipsy not drunk, i need to get rid rid of the tipsiness:pac:

i have to take nurses to work in the morning at 7.30

then nurses home frm work at 12.45

then a crowd of cokeheads to 'planet love' (or some other nonsense) in belfast at 1.30

then back to the nursies
then the pissheads:pac:

i'm fooked amn't i??

I take it you work as a clown?

Where To

TheZohan wrote: »

1. Burn down your work place
2. Ring in sick tomorrow and act surprised when they tell you the place has been burned down

very hard to act surprised when my 'workplace' is sitting 2 yards from my front door!! :P

seriously:

am i a danger to society tomorrow?

Where To

Oranage2 wrote: »

I take it you work as a clown?

almost orangie baby

i'm a bus driver!!

Will

Drink at least 2 pints of water, bring up a pint of water to bed also and sip on that throughout the night. should be right as rain come the morning

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Will wrote: »

Drink at least 2 pints of water, bring up a pint of water to bed also and sip on that throughout the night. should be right as rain come the morning

cheers will:)

should i go straight now or can i watch the end of 'die hard' first??

Will

hmmm, sip on water while watching die hard? you won't have a hangover in the morning but dunno if you'll be fit to drive, let alone a bus.

Sparks43

Go to cop shop and hand in your driving license

You are some idiot to go on the batter with having to drive the next morning


Shame on you :eek:

Oranage2

where do i go from here wrote: »

almost orangie baby

i'm a bus driver!!

Firstly don't call me baby!
Secondly just drive the bus tomorrow sure drink driving never killed anyone!

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Sparks43 wrote: »

Go to cop shop and hand in your driving license

You are some idiot to go on the batter with having to drive the next morning


Shame on you :eek:

then how will the nurses get to work in the morning??

i'm the one doing the work that the army refuse to do:P

great country we live in isn't it??:pac:

tommy21

where do i go from here wrote: »

then how will the nurses get to work in the morning??

i'm the one doing the work that the army refuse to do:P

great country we live in isn't it??:pac:

Where do you go from here? Prison.

questionmark?

where do i go from here wrote: »

hey folks i'm in a quandry, i'm ever so slighty tipsy and have to start a 22 hour shift at 7.30 am. any USEFUL tips on how to sober up really really quickly???

Thanks for your help:)

Have some water and then a power ****. Followeed up by a shower then go to bed and get some sleep. Repeat proceess in the morning.

Or drink way way more get ****ed(in every sense) and phone in drunk saying you've got Aids but you'll be fine tomorrow.