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How long are you?

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  • 29-12-2010 2:42am
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    Registered Users Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭


    Lie credibly to get a PM from a female Boardsie!!

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    about 5"10


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Rockery Woman


    Oh noes!!!!:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    6ft 3 in the morning...

    /sees lie credibly

    ehmm hmmm.... 7ft 2

    /awaits pm


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Ann Summers are having a sale on a vibrator that has a little measure on it.

    Just felt like passing on that info.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    as long as a piece of string


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    as long as i am short


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    This big - *stretches arms out*


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Ann Summers are having a sale on a vibrator that has a little measure on it.

    It's called a dip stick.


  • Registered Users Posts: 322 ✭✭Dwaegon


    How insecure are YOU?


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    It's called a dip stick.

    Its actually called Measure Your Pleasure :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 343 ✭✭Geansai Rua


    I am now following this thread!!

    hmm...

    men.. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    This big - *stretches arms out*

    Last of the Thalidomides', eh?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Three inches.











    from the ground...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    WindSock wrote: »
    Last of the Thalidomides', eh?
    Had to Google that...:(


    Still pretty long though!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Hey Princess, what about mario and luigi? I'd say kong is long?

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Ann Summers are having a sale on a vibrator that has a little measure on it.

    Just felt like passing on that info.

    I hope it tells lies, because I always told my ladies that this |< ......... >| is 9 inches and not 5!.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I hope it tells lies, because I always told my ladies that this |< ......... >| is 9 inches and not 5!.

    How would I know if its accurate. Its not like I bought it or anything

    >.>


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭stevejr


    I am now following this thread!!

    hmm...

    men.. ;)

    Pricks aren't we?

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    12 minutes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    I have to tuck mine into my socks. :cool:


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    7


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    4mm.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Fago!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭charmer


    Tar.


    infinity.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    oh yeah!

    like Id tell you with me being so emotionally insecure and everything

    lots of love

    Big Bigger Dirty Biggest Boy:eek::o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    All night.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    7 miles...


  • Registered Users Posts: 704 ✭✭✭LukeS_


    4 inches... Inside... 15 out.


  • Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Cant see it anymore...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    have we turned the corner yet?


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