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The Jizzler's Friendly Local Bar! Purchase Locally And Keep Money in C&H!
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29-12-2010 9:00pm#1Sup Ladies and Gentlemen.
SIZE="1"]I mean since when do girls come into bars?[/SIZE
As you can probably tell by now, Dear Deise has once again foiled me into a job which I'm going to suck at.
So yes, as of now at 8:00, The "Cocktails And Heineken" bar is now open.
ID shall be required for any alcoholic or peanut containing drink.
Just for tonight, buy 2 shots of Tequila for JUST €2.*
So yes, indeed, I hope that you all I** have a good night.
Drink responsibly, and don't drink and post, please and thank you.
*T&Cs may apply. €2 price is only applicable from 8:01-8:02. This does not affect your statutory rights.
**My bar's in desperate need of a good night, I can barely afford the rent.
So, Just to bring a night to the start, here's a special guest to open the bar.
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You better have bacon fries. If not, I won't be happy.
Only the finest bacon fries!
Screaminmidget wrote: »Tequila my good man!!
YOU'RE UNDER 18! OUT MIDGET, OUT!!Well Noel, while I appreciate the effort, I ate paying for all those :P
I wants Tropicana Orange Juice PLEASE and if it has bits in it I will actually stab you my fine man
I am very sorry, Dear Konata. Accept my apologies. Here, just for you.
Seeing as I'm on a diet, I'll just have a sprinkle of dust, thank you very much.
Here's a couple of 'em for you!
Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »I'll have what shes having.Yes I made this joke last time :P
I'm afraid that's illegal.
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Deleted User wrote: »A stein of Erdinger my way, my good man!
Here you go! I couldn't find any stein, so a big glass will have to do..
A Neurotic wrote: »Usual please.
As requested!
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QueenOfLeon wrote: »Gimme the strongest you have. I'll need drunken help for my *gracious-loser-but-secretly-wanting-to-stab-the-winner* Joey-esque face
Strongest man I could find around these areas. If you'd like a drink feel free to call back! :pac:0 -
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cheesefiend wrote: »One of these please.
The finest Appletini I could find for you cheesefiend! It even comes with added apple slice made of sugar! Omnom!0 -
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almostnever wrote: »COKE.
An endless supply of Coke for you dear almostnever!
KnifeWRENCH wrote: »Greetings, barkeep. I shall have a glass of your finest beverage mixed with your second finest.
Oh and a side order of hoi sin crispy owl plz.
Here you go, good sir. I decided to leave them unmixed so as to let you choose your own quantities. One is a strange brown drink that I'll call whiskey.. and the other is a strange coloured drink that I'll call a cocktail!
As for your owl.. Here's an owl burger with hoi sin sauce! :pac:
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**Timbuk2** wrote: »A good choice :P
Noel, can I have a Captain Morgan and Orange please. If I win nothing, make it a double :P
Here you go Timmy! I couldn't find the time to mix them so I shall give you bottles of both!
QueenOfLeon wrote: »*puke*
That man probably can't even stand up. No good! ALCOHOL NAO
Some green coloured Absinthe for you so!
Screaminmidget wrote: »alright, ill have a rockshandy please
TAKE THAT NAGGIN' OUT OF YOUR POCKET! NOW!cheesefiend wrote: »Added splice? You've outdone yourself my friend, keep the change
Why thank you! Helping me strive through this recession!Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »Jameson on the rocks please.
Some posh Jameson here for you. Over 40 years old lawd!
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