The Jizzler's Friendly Local Bar! Purchase Locally And Keep Money in C&H!

storm2811

QueenOfLeon wrote: »

Gimme the strongest you have. I'll need drunken help for my *gracious-loser-but-secretly-wanting-to-stab-the-winner* Joey-esque face

Oh man I was gonna use that face.:pac:

Screaminmidget

ill have what the man on the floor is having also

QueenOfLeon

Noel2k9 wrote: »

Some green coloured Absinthe for you so!

*drops money on floor*

*falls over trying to pick it up*

Godammit Noel! Its too early for that!

Grindylow

Screaminmidget wrote: »

ill have what the man on the floor is having also

QueenOfLeon wrote: »

*drops money on floor*

*falls over trying to pick it up*

Godammit Noel! Its too early for that!

QOL's already on the floor!

Attention, attention!
Duffy to the floor, some drunken lady has collapsed! Staff call, Duffy to the floor immediately.

Slow Show

Screw this diet...6 chicken burgers, 11 chicken wings, extra extra extra large fries and a...uh...diet coke. :cool:

almostnever

I finished all the coke and now I need MOAR

*one woman band*

soccymonster

Water.. lots of it.

wooo.. tough crowd tonight.

Konata

Some meth there please.

Ginja Ninja

Right lads,take it easy.The night's early yet

Grindylow

slow show wrote: »

Screw this diet...6 chicken burgers, 11 chicken wings, extra extra extra large fries and a...uh...diet coke. :cool:

Here's 6 mini chicken burgers.



11 of my finest chicken wings. Although they're not mine, cos I'm not a chicken clearly!



Large Fries and Diet Coke!

almostnever wrote: »

I finished all the coke and now I need MOAR

*one woman band*

YESS! ANOTHER CUSTOMER! Keep the money C&Hish! :P

Here's a gold plated Coca Cola for being a loyal customer!

Slow Show

Noel2k9 wrote: »

Here's 6 mini chicken burgers.

Mini....MINI? DID I SAY MINI?

Grindylow

soccymonster wrote: »

Water.. lots of it.

wooo.. tough crowd tonight.

Even a fancy glass for you Soccy!

Konata wrote: »

Some meth there please.

I DO NOT CONDONE THIS BEHAVIOR! OUTOUTOUT

Ginja Ninja wrote: »

Right lads,take it easy.The night's early yet

Good work. Keep it up!

**Timbuk2**

Gold plated Coca Cola!? :O ME WANTS

/Bargains with almostnever

Grindylow

slow show wrote: »

Mini....MINI? DID I SAY MINI?

They're only mini to a giant, normal to a human like you! Gosh. Tiring night.

Screaminmidget

Noel2k9 wrote: »

They're only mini to a giant, normal to a human like you! Gosh. Tiring night.

there freaking huge to me .........

Grindylow

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

Gold plated Coca Cola!? :O ME WANTS

/Bargains with almostnever

Only one ever created!

I'm afraid you guys will have to work this out between yourselves! :P

bythewoods

I would like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.
Please.

QueenOfLeon

I might have to take a powernap in the storeroom before we kick off. Anyone care to lift me off the floor?

Grindylow

Screaminmidget wrote: »

there freaking huge to me .........

I know right! Could feed Africa for a week..

bythewoods wrote: »

I would like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.
Please.

Here you go! I even left some used peanuts on the counter just incase you get peckish! They're disease free.

ohthebaby

I'd like a lovely glass of West Coast Cooler to start the night off with please, my good man. The pink one of course.

This will be the only drink I'll have here tonight. Gotta go out now.

Pigwidgeon

I would like:
Captain Morgan and Orange, fanta not club
Kopparberg Pear, not berry
and 1 shot of tequila.

Now that I've lined my stomach with bacon fries.

Grindylow

QueenOfLeon wrote: »

I might have to take a powernap in the storeroom before we kick off. Anyone care to lift me off the floor?

Duffy to the bar. Duffy to the bar. Please carry this young lady to the restrooms.

ohthebaby wrote: »

I'd like a lovely glass of West Coast Cooler to start the night off with please, my good man. The pink one of course.

This will be the only drink I'll have here tonight. Gotta go out now.

Of course! I mean who drinks the horrible plain stuff?

QueenOfLeon

Noel2k9 wrote: »

Duffy to the bar. Duffy to the bar. Please carry this young lady to the restrooms.

I said storeroom! I'm too classy to sleep in a bathroom...>_>

I WANT PRINGLES

Grindylow

kateos2 wrote: »

I would like:
Captain Morgan and Orange, fanta not club
Kopparberg Pear, not berry
and 1 shot of tequila.

Now that I've lined my stomach with bacon fries.

Coming right up, dear Kate!

Captain Morgan and Orange.



A finest bottle of kopperberg. Don't sue me if it acts as a laxative!



Some Tequila!

Namlub

Tequila me noely!

I left my ID at home but I'm 18 I swear, ask my friend.

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

Noel2k9 wrote: »

Duffy to the bar. Duffy to the bar. Please carry this young lady to the restrooms.

Im on it boss!

Grindylow

QueenOfLeon wrote: »

I said storeroom! I'm too classy to sleep in a bathroom...>_>

I WANT PRINGLES

Sure I said restroom, for you to rest. It's a specific room!

Namlub wrote: »

Tequila me noely!

I left my ID at home but I'm 18 I swear, ask my friend.

Alright.. Just shift the barman and he'll let you off with it.. Oh.. Wait..

OUTTTTTTT!

Grindylow

Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »

Im on it boss!

Good work Duffy. I think you deserve a raise.



Here you go!

KnifeWRENCH

I'll have everything that has been ordered so far tonight, all mixed together. With a shot of absinthe and a sprinkle of sprinkles on top.

And I want it served in a bucket with something witty written on it.

Do not disappoint me.

Grindylow

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

I'll have everything that has been ordered so far tonight, all mixed together. With a shot of absinthe and a sprinkle of sprinkles on top.

And I want it served in a bucket with something witty written on it.

Do not disappoint me.

Here you go! Unfortunatly you can't see the writing. But it actually says "Something Witty". It's very amusing.