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The Jizzler's Friendly Local Bar! Purchase Locally And Keep Money in C&H!

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    #62
    storm2811
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭storm2811


    Your finest can of champagne please barkeep.


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    #63
    Namlub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    Noel2k9 wrote: »

    Alright.. Just shift the barman and he'll let you off with it.. Oh.. Wait..

    OUTTTTTTT!
    FINE, I'll just have a yop then. I've got blue wkd in my bag for the kerazy drinking party after


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    #64
    Grindylow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    Namlub wrote: »
    FINE, I'll just have a yop then. I've got blue wkd in my bag for the kerazy drinking party after

    Underage drinking isn't condoned. Please say if the Gardai are called that your parents gave you it.

    Here's your Yop..

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    storm2811 wrote: »
    Your finest can of champagne please barkeep.

    The can is so luxurious that they don't even need to label it!

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    #65
    QueenOfLeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »
    Im on it boss!

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    What a nice robe I've got there...

    PUT ME DOWN!!


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    #66
    Ginja Ninja
    Registered Users Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »
    Im on it boss!

    *pic*
    That is one of the greatest things I've ever seen


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    #67
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,378 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    Ginja Ninja wrote: »
    That is one of the greatest things I've ever seen

    Its the photo for this weeks photoshop competition in cool pics and vids.


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    #68
    Grindylow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    QueenOfLeon wrote: »
    What a nice robe I've got there...

    PUT ME DOWN!!

    PUT HER DOWN!

    EMERGENCY NOTICE!

    <snip> Please don't make fun of people who talk about medical issues on here. kthnxbai </snip>


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    #69
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,378 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    Noel2k9 wrote: »
    PUT HER DOWN!

    EMERGENCY NOTICE!

    Sorry boss. I'll get back to my regular duties in the kitchen.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYn8lprcRew


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    #70
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    a slice of noel please...

    ....fried not boiled.


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    #71
    almostnever
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever


    Sorry Tim, the gold plated Coke belongs to one person and one person only. And that person would be me <.<

    *drinks all the coke ever*


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    #72
    storm2811
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭storm2811


    Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »
    Its the photo for this weeks photoshop competition in cool pics and vids.

    It's from the Pakistan floods I think, guys hair is feckin epic, looks a like a god.:pac:


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    #73
    Grindylow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »
    Sorry boss. I'll get back to my regular duties in the kitchen.

    FREE BURGERS FOR ALL!

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    #74
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    soccymonster wrote: »
    a slice of noel please...

    ....fried not boiled.

    Worst. Chat up line. EVER.


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    #75
    Grindylow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    soccymonster wrote: »
    a slice of noel please...

    ....fried not boiled.

    Here is one quarter of Noel! ;)


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    #76
    QueenOfLeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    Noel, I have decided I want a baby Guinness, to bring me down from that Absinthe high. I would also like a new kitty, a box of my favourite pringles, and a dress appropriate for the occasion. Thanks ;)


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    #77
    Grindylow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    QueenOfLeon wrote: »
    Noel, I have decided I want a baby Guinness, to bring me down from that Absinthe high. I would also like a new kitty, a box of my favourite pringles, and a dress appropriate for the occasion. Thanks ;)

    Here are numerous Baby Guinness' QOL! Just remember, don't drink and drive! ;)

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    Here is your new cat. Gorgeous isn't she?

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    Your pringles!

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    And of course, your dress!
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    #78
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    Noel2k9 wrote: »
    Here is one quarter of Noel! ;)


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    a broken image? :P


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    #79
    Grindylow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    soccymonster wrote: »
    a broken image? :P

    Oh darn. Here's a reorder..

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    #80
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Quintuple vodka.

    ...and keep 'em comin'.


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    #81
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,378 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    Can I get something for lunch boss?


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    #82
    Ginja Ninja
    Registered Users Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    I would like the deadliest animal you can find,served on a silver platter stuffed with the second deadliest animal you can find.With the juiced remains of the third deadliest in a tall glass, please


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    #83
    Grindylow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Quintuple vodka.

    ...and keep 'em comin'.

    Sure, just have a bottle! Easier! :P

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    Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »
    Can I get something for lunch boss?

    Here's a wrench. If you'd like a knife to eat it with, just pm knifewrench!

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    #84
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,378 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    Im contacting SIPTU these work conditions are disgraceful!


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    #85
    Grindylow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    Ginja Ninja wrote: »
    I would like the deadliest animal you can find,served on a silver platter stuffed with the second deadliest animal you can find.With the juiced remains of the third deadliest in a tall glass, please

    Here you go! It's turkducken.. served with a side of ham! ;)

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    Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »
    Im contacting SIPTU these work conditions are disgraceful!

    Yer taking me jobbz!!211111!!!


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    #86
    Jackobyte
    Registered Users Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    I'd like a baileys mocha latte frapacinno with a generous dollop of cream.


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    #87
    Grindylow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    Jackobyte wrote: »
    I'd like a baileys mocha latte frapacinno with a generous dollop of cream.

    UNDERAGE!! OUTOUTOUT!

    Here's a Mocho Latte Frapacinno with a generous dollop of cream, nonetheless.

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    #88
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,378 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    Strike on here! Don't cross the picket line!

    IMG_5828+Siptu+members+at+Mater+Private+Hospital+protest+(c)+Paula+Geraghty.JPG


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    #89
    Grindylow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »
    Strike on here! Don't cross the picket line!


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    #90
    Konata
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭Konata


    I want a Haruhi soda please!

    If you get this Noel I will be SUPER PROUD :D


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    #91
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    Niall Horan in my bed please :)


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