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The Jizzler's Friendly Local Bar! Purchase Locally And Keep Money in C&H!
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I'd like to request some Boost for the vodka I smuggled in. I mean..
smuggling in vodka is a barrable offence
Here's your boost.
:P
QueenOfLeon wrote: »Triple malibu and 7up please.
*drowns sorrows*
No puking, please.
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Some brown Relentless please.
Here you go, Sir Jack!
Please don't go on a rampage of sugarness. And if you do Please don't tell your parents you were left into a bar! I don't wanna get closed down.QueenOfLeon wrote: »Ah now. I'm a classy lady, as demonstrated previously.
That is one odd looking 7up.
It is a classy 7 up, for classy people.Screaminmidget wrote: »wtf is this??
A rabbit named Milk being shook, clearly..**Timbuk2** wrote: »I think the 'up' was replaced by the sound that you would make if you got sick - that must have been Noel's plan :P
Timbuk2 has been promoted to manager due to being a genius.0 -
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Ooooh I better get my order in before the bar closes.
Noel I'll have a huge bag of Manhattan popcorn, loads of Ben & Jerry's ice-cream and the finest alcoholic beverage on your premises please.
Here you go Molly Dearest! :P
Some Ben and Jerrys! Nom nom!
And of course, some fine alcohol!
Where is my relentless?
Crap! I had it in the browser but never copied the link! Sorry! :P
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Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »Seeing as this industrial dispute shows no signs of being resolved I'm humbly asking for my job back.
Sorry YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED BY MY NEW SIDEKICK TIMBUK2!0 -
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QueenOfLeon wrote: »Noel, have to say, you kick D4RK ONIONS ass times a thousand
Hmmm I dunno. I mean Noel is good and all, but the ONION could make a mean mocktail. :cool:0 -
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i canthn belierve i never won nathin. drikn away the tears...
OUT! YOU'RE UNDERAGE! OUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTLol!! Molly dearest!! God you make me laugh Noely!!
Nom Nom is right. I'm actually going to eat a half tub of Cookie Dough now. Bliss!!!
You run a wonderful establishment Noel.
I know it should become a worldwide thing like McDonalds!KnifeWRENCH wrote: »Hmmm I dunno. I mean Noel is good and all, but the ONION could make a mean mocktail. :cool:
I don't even know what a mocktail IS!
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It's when you get a cocktail and the barman insults you persistently while you drink itNoel2k9 wrote:
I don't even know what a mocktail IS!0 -
It's when you get a cocktail and the barman insults you persistently while you drink it
Oh well, I'd just rather earn money.
I suppose I should close up here now.
THANKS FOR YOUR CUSTOM EVERYONE!
IT WAS MY PLEASURE TO SERVE YOU ALL!
PLEASE LEAVE THROUGH THE BACK DOOR.*
*Don't wanna get caught by the Gardai.
Thanks guyyyyyys! My night was brilliant.
If any mod sees this, plz lock. 0 -
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