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C&H Jizzler Awards Ceremony 2010

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  • 29-12-2010 9:10pm
    #1
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭


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    "Angelina, over here!"

    "Liam Neeson, turn this way!"

    "Victoria Beckham, give us a twirl".

    .................*screams*

    "OMG, IT'S THEM!!"

    "...it's ONE DIREECCTTIIOONNN!!"

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    Soccy Voice: Welcome Ladies and Gents to the 2nd annual C&H Jizzler awards ceremony. Hope you are all keeping well tonight.
    These awards are here to recognize the talents of those posters in this forum from all around Ireland and are very close to people's hearts.
    We have special guests coming to say a few words and some entertainment from well known stars before the official awards kick off at half 8.
    So grab your blankie, your cuppa tea and have a good night :)


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    #2
    QueenOfLeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    soccymonster wrote: »
    So grab your blankiesnuggie, your cuppa teavodka and have a good night :)

    Sorted ;)

    Wooooooooooooooooo! :D


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    #3
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,378 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    Hi guys hope Im on time!

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    #4
    Pigwidgeon
    Registered Users Posts: 6,590 ✭✭✭Pigwidgeon


    No need to panic folks, I'm here.

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    #5
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Present!

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    Alas, I forgot my paper bag with two eyeholes. :(


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    #6
    Konata
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭Konata


    ANSEO! Ready to partaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

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    #7
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    *Lights, Camera, ACTION!*

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    Soccy voice: Welcome, welcome, welcome.
    My name is soccymonster. And I'll be your entertainment host for this evenings awards.
    So will we get straight to it then?

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to present to you our first guest performance. They are seen as one of the most famous bands of the moment, selling out arena after arena across Europe. They are just pure talented and nice guys backstage and onstage that we couldn't leave them out of the line up for tonights prestigous award ceremony.
    So please, give a huge applause to ... THE SCRIPT!!

    *SCREAMS*

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2s4MeK945g


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    #8
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    *plants bomb*
    *runs*


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    #9
    Konata
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭Konata


    /throws programme at the stage

    I DEMAND BETTER ENTERTAINMENT!


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    #10
    Pigwidgeon
    Registered Users Posts: 6,590 ✭✭✭Pigwidgeon


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    #11
    OopsyDaisy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,191 ✭✭✭OopsyDaisy


    /takes her top off and throws it onstage

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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    #12
    Grindylow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    I too have arrived. QOL stole my outfit so I had to opt for a last minute change! :(

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    I'm dressing as last years bar owner as I know he'd love to be bar owner this year but he admitted I'm better at it. To you, Onion! TO YOU!


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    #13
    Konata
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭Konata


    DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!


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    #14
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,378 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    Similarly to Oxegen 09 heres the alternative act you can go and see...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyjyifrUf0g


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    #15
    storm2811
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    Lads, I might be a bit late, I'm stuck in traffic pumpkins.

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    #16
    Bobalicious93
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    WE WANT THE PLEX! WE WANT THE PLEX! WE WANT THE PLEX!


    >_>


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    #17
    Screaminmidget
    Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


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    im here :D
    sorry im late, i couldnt find a parking spot

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    #18
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    Soccy voice: OK, WE ALL KNOW YOU LOVED THE SCRIPT!!!!

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    Next we have a band who we had to get.
    A necessity to C&H.

    They were in such hot demand but of course, they couldn't turn down an appearance here tonight.

    May we present to you my fellow posters, ARCADE FIRREEEE!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pp3olGyku0


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    #19
    Grindylow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    Bobalicious93 wrote: »
    WE WANT THE PLEX! WE WANT THE PLEX! WE WANT THE PLEX!


    >_>

    Here was me thinking The Script was the worst we'd get.. :pac:


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    #20
    Aoibheann
    Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Lads.

    \o/


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    #21
    QueenOfLeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    Noel2k9 wrote: »
    I too have arrived. QOL stole my outfit so I had to opt for a last minute change! :(

    I did what? I have no outfit.


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    #22
    Grindylow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    QueenOfLeon wrote: »
    I did what? I have no outfit.

    THAT'S MY POINT! :(


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    #23
    [Deleted User]
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    The atmosphere in here is electric.

    Maybe I should have put some insulating tape on my mouse wire.


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    #24
    storm2811
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭storm2811


    Where's desie? Why hasn't it started?
    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!
    I'm just so angry I'll eat this motherfcuking snake!

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    #25
    Konata
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭Konata


    Now HERE'S a band I approve of!

    YAY ARCADE FIRE <3


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    #26
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Hey guys. I'm not much for speeches so I'll make this short and sweet. I don't usually spend much time here simply because I'm a bitter, old man and you young whippersnappers make me feel old with your non-receeding hairlines and your enthusiasm. Alas any time I do drop in it's always a pleasureable experience. You've got a great forum here and it's a great addition to boards. I hope you all have a good night and enjoy the show. :) Oh yeah, congrats to all the winners. :)

    I'll now pass you on to your wonderful and glamorous host for the night. Everyone give it up for Deise_girl.


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    #27
    **Timbuk2**
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,395 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    Practicing my shirt-off-taking technique for when the swoonworthy performances happen

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVYiHI4cGlE


    WE WANT JIZZLERS! WE WANT JIZZLERS!

    EDIT: OMG AlmightyCushion - try not to remove all of your shirts at once :P


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    #28
    Pigwidgeon
    Registered Users Posts: 6,590 ✭✭✭Pigwidgeon


    Oh wow, Almighty Cushion, at our awards ceremony.

    /swoon


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    #29
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    *claps for Almighty Cushion!*

    Soccy Voice : More entertainment for all later on :)

    Enjoooooooooy.


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    #30
    Ginja Ninja
    Registered Users Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


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    Step away from the cushion.At all times there is no sitting on the cushion.We bow to the cushion


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    #31
    Konata
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭Konata


    AlmightyCushion?! Yay celebrity guests!

    :D


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