C&H Jizzler Awards Ceremony 2010

bluejay14

WOOOOOO! Congrats deise, , Harry, soccy, Niall, Liam, Louis and Zain!!

Congrats on being an amazing host too deise. Is there anything you can't do?

Jackobyte

Lads, there was only one request for one of my sigs. I feel left out.

Screaminmidget

bluejaymraz wrote: »

Congrats on being an amazing host too deise. Is there anything you can't do?

somebody from one direction :cool::cool:

Davidius

Jackobyte wrote: »

Lads, there was only one request for one of my sigs. I feel left out.

G'wan make us a sig there.

suitcasepink

I'd like to take this moment to thank everyone who voted in the polls, all those who told me to actually do the thing and not give up halfway when I was tired, thirsty and needed to pee. Id also like to further thank people who voted for me to host
And Id like to thank Soccy and Noel for their huge participation in getting this ready, and shur Emma(Slow Show) did a bit too

And a massive, massive thank you to AlmightyCushion to come and be the special guest on such short notice! LIKE COME ON LADS WE GOT A CELEB!!!!!



Thank you everyone and I you all


Also Afterparty in the IRC all invited http://webchat.quakenet.org/ The bottom thing is #C&H

Also Ill post percentages later

Mollikins

Congratulations soccy and deise!!!

bluejay14

Jackobyte wrote: »

Lads, there was only one request for one of my sigs. I feel left out.

I'll have a sig if you're offering.

Davidius

Still missing one award as far as I can see.

Ginja Ninja

deise_girl wrote: »

Now lawds. Our last Result for the evening. Now people may stress the importance of mods, or of music or even maybe of threads. But the reality is that the most important is the couples and especially the Should be a couples..
So lads and Ladies gathered here on this dark, foggy evening I bring to you, the results of Should be a couple
In last we had:
Oopsydavis, Emma and Noel, Queen of Leon and Jumpguy and AoibheannOopsy
Conorpyg, Challengelonghorn, Arcade panjo Fella, MidnightAtavan
Noel and Unknown 13, Noel2k9Midnight,
Mavidius and Pygmalion and Davidius
Aoibhotaru
In 2nd place we had....
Deisemonster
SO THIS YEARS BEST COUPLE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS












Deisemonster and One Direction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Congratulations Deisemonster too bad about that other thing that isn't written in your post and doesn't exist at all

Slow Show

Jackobyte wrote: »

Lads, there was only one request for one of my sigs. I feel left out.

I'm on my iPod and it's effort to PM but I'd like one of yours.

jefreywithonef

Davidius wrote: »

Still missing one award as far as I can see.

I'm still hoping to nab the Best Jumpguy.. Mon!

**Timbuk2**

Haha look at the most thanked posts!

http://boards.ie/?filter=thanks

Loads of them come from the Jizzlers

Namlub

Well, we've laughed, we've cried, I've got a mysterious stain on my dress...some night lads. Well done deisemonster for making the magic happen and congratz to everyone who won!

soccymonster

Sadly this night has come to an end,
Goodbye for another year to Jizzler our friend,
To everyone watching, winners and all,
Let's hope ye all had a grand aul ball.
So from deise and me and noel and others,
'coz some of ye lost don't go crying to yer mothers.

Wow, I suck at poems but it's true to say,
Here's One Direction to get ye on yer way

*screaaaamss*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYi1taWoRCo

*afterwards*

Niall: Thank you C&H for allowing us to come celebrate these fantastic awards with you. Me and Soccy's wedding is on the 27/1/19 btw. Ye're all invited!!!
Don't miss it
Harry: And now may I introduce my future GF, deise_girl to produce the percentages of each poll!

Beverages in IRC now

SarahBeep!

THE BIG FONT MAKES THIS EVEN MORE SUPER EXCITING!!!!!!!!11!!!!ONE!!!1!!!

Slow Show

Deleted User wrote: »

Could Slow Show's name change have been a tactical play for this award? :P

In any case, congratulations.

So you've finally figured it all out, have you? That's right, I don't even like the music I post! The National and Arcade Fire being my favourite bands...pert, yeah right. ONE DIRECTION FTW!!!!!
And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasnt for those pesky kids....

bluejay14

soccymonster wrote: »

Sadly this night has come to an end,
Goodbye for another year to Jizzler our friend,
To everyone watching, winners and all,
Let's hope ye all had a grand aul ball.
So from deise and me and noel and others,
'coz some of ye lost don't go crying to yer mothers.

Wow, I suck at poems but it's true to say,
Here's One Direction to get ye on yer way

*screaaaamss*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYi1taWoRCo

*afterwards*

Niall: Thank you C&H for allowing us to come celebrate these fantastic awards with you. Me and Soccy's wedding is on the 27/1/19 btw. Ye're all invited!!!
Don't miss it
Harry: And now may I introduce my future GF, deise_girl to produce the percentages of each poll!

Beverages in IRC now

I wouldn't miss the wedding for the world soccy.

Jackobyte

@the people who want my sigs:

Pick a style and tell me what award you won.

Aoibheann

Konata wrote: »

I see.

I know, RIGHT? We're clearly the best couple. <33333 We haze and everything.

Now, IO would like to say a few words:

"A few words."

He also says thanks, and will post a proper speech when there's proper interwebs. Oh, and lads - cheers for giving me third tied with Jizzler, that's an honour.. Although, being tied with Jizzler probably has filthy connotations! :P

And Jackobyte, I'd love one of the sigs as well! I'll rotate between the two, or something. I'll put one on when I have real internets again! Nicest poster, and any style that doesn't have polkadots! :P Whatever you think looks nicest! IO wants a pink sig btw.. ¬_¬

suitcasepink

soccymonster wrote: »

Sadly this night has come to an end,
Goodbye for another year to Jizzler our friend,
To everyone watching, winners and all,
Let's hope ye all had a grand aul ball.
So from deise and me and noel and others,
'coz some of ye lost don't go crying to yer mothers.

Wow, I suck at poems but it's true to say,
Here's One Direction to get ye on yer way

*screaaaamss*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYi1taWoRCo

*afterwards*

Niall: Thank you C&H for allowing us to come celebrate these fantastic awards with you. Me and Soccy's wedding is on the 27/1/19 btw. Ye're all invited!!!
Don't miss it
Harry: And now may I introduce my future GF, deise_girl to produce the percentages of each poll!

Beverages in IRC now

Sozzles Hazza for the delay but yano, yourself like...

Here are the percentages for all but the newcomer because I dont have them for that >.<
Best Beard
Soccymonster 51.11%
Pygmalion 11.11%
Craguls, jumpguy, challegemaster 6.67%
Monzo, Aoibheann, D4RK ONION 4.44%
Louis Tomlinson and Brummytom 2.22%
Eventine 0%

Best Couple
Deisemonster + One Direction 22%
Deisemonster 18%
Aoibhotaru 14%
Mavidius and Pygmalion and Davidius 12%
Noel2k9midnight, Noel and unknown13, 6%
Conorpyg, Challengelonghorn, Arcade panjo fella, Midnightatavan, Soccy and Noel 2%
Oopsydavis, Emma and Noel, QOL and jumpguy, Aoibheannoopsy, 0%

Best Mod
Knifewrench 52.83%
Insect Overlord 26.42%
One Direction 13.21%
Ginja Ninja and Piste 3.77%
Almighty Cushion 0%

Best Music
Emma 18.60%
Monzo, Jay P , Ginja Ninja 16.28%
Namlub 9.3%
Arcade Panda 6.98%
Flyswatter, Aoibheann, Jako8 4.65%
Bythewoods 2.33%

Best playpen Intro
Soccymonster 23.08%
Conorstuff, bythewoods, 12.82%
D4RK ONION(for Pygmalion), degausserxo, Craguls, 10.26%
D4RK ONION, 7.69%
A Nuerotic, Electro Bitch 5.13%
Jumpguy 2.56%
Randylonghorn 0%

Best thread
Have You Ever Had Depression 30.36%
Yayyyyy 19.64%
Soundtrack to your angst 17.86%
The Genius thread 8.93%
Arghhhhh and The Den 7.14&
Share Something you find interesting 5.36%
Here One I made Earlier 3.57%
The Hilarious Pictures Thread and your Pet Hates 0%

Creative Poster
Arcade panda 34.29%
Kateos 28.57%
Agnostic Mantis 11.43%
Bnajo Fella, Simon Cowell, 8.57%
Pygmalion, D4RK ONION, Oopsydaisy 2.86%
Insect Overlord, Illop, Deise_Girl 0%

Funniest Poster
Davidius 26.09%
Randylonghorn 19.57%
Bythewoods 15.22%
Pygmalion 10.87%
Oopsy Daisy, A Nuerotic and Deise_Girl 6.52%
Banjo Fella and Knifewrench 4.35%
D4RK ONION 0%

Least Like to be Stuck In A Life With
EuropeanSon 36%
Gonnaplayrugby and Unknown13 14%
Davidius and noel 2k9 10%
Brummytom 8%
Midnight EG 4%
Pygmalion and Jumpguy 2%
Bobalicious93 0%

Lifetime Services
Insect Overlord 61.7%
Unknown13 10.64%
Aoibheann and jizzler 6.38%
Piste, Pygmalion and Craguls 4.26%
Monzo 2.13%
Bobalicious93 0%

Nerdiest Poster
Pygmalion 34.78%
Davidius and Conorstuff 15.22%
Deise_Girl 13.04%
Aoibheann and Extrasupervery 6.52%
Richard Cranium, jumpguy, Jay P 2.17%
Knifewrench 0%

Nicest Poster
Aoibheann 30.61%
Almostnever 14.29%
Craguls 12.24%
Novella, ohthebaby, Ginja Ninja, QueenofLeon 8.16%
Knifewrench and **Timbuk2** 4.08%
eVeNtIne 2.04%

Younger Poster
Deise_Girl 23.49%
Soccymonster 19.51%
Jumpguy 17.07%
Namlub 12.02%
Noel and Slow Show 9.76%
Colm 4.88%
Eventine 2.44%
Harry Styles 0%

Best Newcomer
**Timbuk2** 23.26%
Oopsy Daisy 20.93%
Conorstuff 18.60%
Namlub and Dingosatemybaby 9.3%
Noel2k9, Ihavequestions storm2811 4.65%
Colm and Atavan 2.33%

Professey Chin

*stumbles in*
Whazz all thhis hen?
Awardds?Whad I win?
Nohin!!?Not eben a nomnition???!!Well barrafgugg to the lot yez!!!!
I dunt neeed ye!!!I gotz my Captian an hes the only freend I need!!!HE LOVES ME!!!!
..........................wys tis arena empty?......finshed eh?....well I sed my peece....
.....
*passes out in alley behind arena*
Cudza bin a contender.Bin sumbudy............

**Timbuk2**

Thanks deise - you did an excellent job! Well done! And Noel for keeping us all hydrated :P

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

*stumbles in*
Whazz all thhis hen?
Awardds?Whad I win?
Nohin!!?Not eben a nomnition???!!Well barrafgugg to the lot yez!!!!
I dunt neeed ye!!!I gotz my Captian an hes the only freend I need!!!HE LOVES ME!!!!
..........................wys tis arena empty?......finshed eh?....well I sed my peece....
.....
*passes out in alley behind arena*
Cudza bin a contender.Bin sumbudy.

Couldn't have said it better myself :P

Jackobyte

Aoibheann wrote: »

I know, RIGHT? We're clearly the best couple. <33333 We haze and everything.

Now, IO would like to say a few words:

"A few words."

He also says thanks, and will post a proper speech when there's proper interwebs. Oh, and lads - cheers for giving me third tied with Jizzler, that's an honour.. Although, being tied with Jizzler probably has filthy connotations! :P

And Jackobyte, I'd love one of the sigs as well! I'll rotate between the two, or something. I'll put one on when I have real internets again! Nicest poster, and any style that doesn't have polkadots! :P Whatever you think looks nicest! IO wants a pink sig btw.. ¬_¬

For yourself:

[noparse][img]http://fwimg.org/image-64AA_4D1BB8E2.jpg[/img][/noparse]

For IO:

[noparse][img]http://fwimg.org/image-026F_4D1BBB1C.jpg[/img][/noparse]

I'll give him a proper one if he wants one at a later stage. Also, if you'd like the pink and green and he'd like the yellow/blue, that can be arranged as well.

soccymonster

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

Thanks deise - you did an excellent job! Well done! And Noel for keeping us all hydrated :P

You didn't like my entertaining hosting shkillz?

I tried to get as many famous peeps as I could.
Arcade Fire, it took a while and I may have to pay off the debts using Noel's bar money but we got 'em guys. We got arcade fire...



:P

**Timbuk2**

soccymonster wrote: »

You didn't like my entertaining hosting shkillz?

I tried to get as many famous peeps as I could.
Arcade Fire, it took a while and I may have to pay off the debts using Noel's bar money but we got 'em guys. We got arcade fire...

Your hosting skills were excellent, I just didn't mention them earlier... because... they obviously go without saying :P

The famous people were great! I was expecting only semi-famous people, but when I saw AlmightlyCushion I nearly died :eek:

KnifeWRENCH

deise_girl wrote: »

Nerdiest Poster
Pygmalion 34.78%
Davidius and Conorstuff 15.22%
Deise_Girl 13.04%
Aoibheann and Extrasupervery 6.52%
Richard Cranium, jumpguy, Jay P 2.17%
Knifewrench 0%

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Confucius say: forum where KnifeWRENCH 0% nerdy is very very nerdy forum indeed.

seanbmc

Oops think I'm a bit late :pac:

Professey Chin

burrafuggnning h@te ye al........

QueenOfLeon

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

*stumbles in*
Whazz all thhis hen?
Awardds?Whad I win?
Nohin!!?Not eben a nomnition???!!Well barrafgugg to the lot yez!!!!
I dunt neeed ye!!!I gotz my Captian an hes the only freend I need!!!HE LOVES ME!!!!
..........................wys tis arena empty?......finshed eh?....well I sed my peece....
.....
*passes out in alley behind arena*
Cudza bin a contender.Bin sumbudy............

I 100% absolutely definitely nominated you. This appears to have been overlooked -_-

My internet inconveniently died before the last award there but I look forward to the 7 strong wedding/orgy/whatever yer calling it....well deserved deisemonster!

unknown13

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: how the fúck did I poll 10% and come second in the Lifetime award category. I didn't even vote for myself in that category (for the record).