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C&H Jizzler Awards Ceremony 2010

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    The world's most powerful piece of upholstery is among us. This is a great night, C&H..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    What we need is more of my collective Kings:



    And a bitta Muse would be no harm either...



  • Registered Users Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Have I won the Jizzlers yet?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,849 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    Good evening everyone and thank you for your patience!
    I would like to present to you, the 2nd annual C&H Jizzler awards ceremony :)

    So without further ado here is the results for Funniest C&H Poster
    9) D4RK Onion
    7) Banjo Fella + Knifewrench
    4) Deise_Girl, Oppsydaisy and A Neurotic
    3) Pygmalion
    2) Randylonghorn

    And the Winner isssssssss
    Davidius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Congrads lad and heres your sig :)
    o52h3k.jpg If you want the one by Jakobyte jsut pm him :)


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,395 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    SPEECH!!
    Maybe putting the winners in spoiler tags would add to my mounting excitement! :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    No need to panic guys, I'm here and I'm queer get used to it <_<


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Davidius wrote: »
    Have I won the Jizzlers yet?

    You're off to a good start anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    Congrats Davidius!! Say something funny!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Why is everybody always laughing at me? :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭Konata


    OMG DAVIDIUS YAY!

    I'm STARSTRUCK!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,779 ✭✭✭A Neurotic


    Thank god I've been practicing my non-bitter gracious loser smile:

    RaAhBBk4Tjkl01c4M5sZhRioo1_500.png


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Yay Davidius! \o/

    Although.. Liamur! ;_;


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Joint 7th.....oh well, at least I'm still funnier than Lee Evans....

    Congratulations Davidius. May the lines between "laughing with" and "laughing at" continue to be blurred in your presence. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    D4RK ONION....officially the least funny poster of C&H.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever


    Davidius, you ledgebag!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Namlub wrote: »
    Congrats Davidius!! Say something funny!
    What did one bean say to the other bean?

    "Hello bean".


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Joint 7th.....oh well, at least I'm still funnier than Lee Evans....

    Yeah but he sweats a lot more than you which I think we can all agree is a much more desirable trait. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Yeah but he sweats a lot more than you which I think we can all agree is a much more desirable trait. :D

    It only occurred to me now to look at my sig and then look at your username........

    So busy tonite bbz?? xXx


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    It only occurred to me now to look at my sig and then look at your username........

    So busy tonite bbz?? xXx

    I just want you to know I practise safe sex.



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  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,849 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    Now we have the 2nd award of this evening. This award may be seen by some to be a "joke" award but Ill have you know its the only award to receive 2000039 votes, so I think that just screams importance. Yes you guessed it this is the
    Best One Directioner results!
    In 6th place we had...
    Zayn Malik
    5th....
    Louis Tomlinson
    4th.....
    Liam Payne
    3rd......
    Niall Horan
    2nd.......
    Harry Styles
    So in 1st place we haddddd




    Wagner!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    iqkb49.jpg


    ....
    Wait a minute... There will be a stewards inquiry after the show tonight because I am told that Wagner is not in One Direction...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭storm2811


    What the hell is taking so long?
    I'm going to explode with excitement..
    domokun_6.jpg

    Edit:
    Too late :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    I THINK I'M PREGNANT!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭Konata


    Wouldn't ya know Deise and soccy were in charge with awards like that :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!!!!


    Niall is the real winner.

    I'm calling Joe Duffy!!!:mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    deise_girl wrote: »
    Now we have the 2nd award of this evening. This award may be seen by some to be a "joke" award but Ill have you know its the only award to receive 2000039 votes, so I think that just screams importance. Yes you guessed it this is the
    Best One Directioner results!

    So in 1st place we haddddd




    Wagner!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    iqkb49.jpg


    ....
    Wait a minute... There will be a stewards inquiry after the show tonight because I am told that Wagner is not in One Direction...
    I can independently verify Wagner won fair and square by a firm 2,000,000 votes approximately.Perfectly fair I'd say


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    Namlub wrote: »
    I THINK I'M PREGNANT!!!

    Just from seeing Wagner's name? What a powerful man...:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    w00t! :D

    C'mon everybody, sing along:



    "Love shawk la la love shawk"

    *bongo solo*

    /swoon


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,849 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    Now our next award is another first to C&H, one that was suggested last year but because we were all in that position it just wasnt possible.
    So I bring you, The best Newcomer results :)

    In joint we have
    Colm and Atavan Halen
    Another joint
    Noel2k9, Ihavequestions and Storm 2811
    Ahead of them was
    Namlub and Dingosatemybaby
    Then in 3rd was
    Conorstuff
    2nd place....
    Oopsydaisy
    That means in 1st place we hadddddddddd
    **Timbuk2**!!!!!!!!!!!

    Congratulations :)
    As explained earlier you can use 2v7t543.jpg or one of Jakobytes :) Pm him for details


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,191 ✭✭✭OopsyDaisy


    /takes her top off and throws it at Wagner

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    \o/


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