C&H Jizzler Awards Ceremony 2010

Konata

D'awwwwwwwwwwww so KAWAII!

almostnever

slow show wrote: »

IT'S A FIX, I SAY.

Clearly it was my change of username that deterred voters...:cool:

I was just so glad yer wan Emma wasn't nominated, she's some headwrecker like.... :P

Grindylow

Fix

Colm!

Despite what the polls would show you, I feel that my position above eVeNtInE is a bit undeserved. Needless to say she's one of C&H's finest posters, and we are far better off because of her.

suitcasepink

Now we have an ultra important jizzler, regarded by many as the most important award going.. it is infact, the
Best Beard Award!!!!
In bottom place we have
eVeNtInE
Brummytom, Louis Tomlinson,
D4RK ONION, Aoibheann and Monzo
Craguls, Jumpguy and Challengemaster
And in 2nd postion wassssssss
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PYGMALION

So this years winner is again



Soccymonster!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heres your sig Socceroonie

Mollikins

Congrats deise!!

I'm up to speed with the awards now. Well done to all the winners!!

almostnever

Yay for soccy and her three beards of wisdom!

Davidius

Disgraceful result, you'd almost swear there was a degree of hax going on.

Jackobyte

slow show is not allowed post ever again as her post count is L33T. :cool:

Konata

Well y'know, you just can't beat a good beard like Soccys!

Grats m'dear - may your beard live long and prosper!

soccymonster

OOMGGG, People noticed my beard :eek:

Omg, thanks to whoever voted.
Especially to Pyg who gives me awesome styling tips for it.
Fad, oh dear Fad, you believed in me from the beginning when no-one else did,I thank you for that.

And voters, I won't let you down!!! Sound for the voting lads

Mollikins

Congratulations soccy!!

Thoroughly deserved that award.

unknown13

deise_girl wrote: »

Our next award was here last year but changed its name due to a typo wise decision decided by many, its for all them 'tards of the C&H world it is the
Poster you'd least like to be stuck in a LIFE with

We have, in the same order as all the other times..
Bobalicious93
Jumpguy and Pygmalion
Midnight_EG
Brummytom
Noel2k9 and Davidius
Unknown13 and Gonnaplayrugby
European Son!!!!

What is funny about that award is the top 3 people who polled all received bans in the C&H or from the site.

Namlub

Y'know, I'm starting to suspect that she doesn't even have a beard!

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

Personally I think there should have been a last minute nomination for Erection Bosco allowed.

Slow Show

Jackobyte wrote: »

slow show is not allowed post ever again as her post count is L33T. :cool:

Ha, it'd be kinda cool if that marked my departure from the forum...but no. Onwards and upwards, I must carry on!

NEEEEEXT.

QueenOfLeon

Well done Soccy I'm going to start growing my beard right now so that some day, somewhere, I can be in your position...:D

Slow Show

Namlub wrote: »

Y'know, I'm starting to suspect that she doesn't even have a beard!

BLASPHEMY.

Of the highest order!

QueenOfLeon

Ginja Ninja wrote: »

Nah,we'll be grand :pac:

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

Meh. You're easily replaced.

"SEAT FILLER #2074 TO QOL'S SEAT, PLEASE! THAT'S SEAT FILLER #2074...."

Meanies

almostnever

Namlub wrote: »

Y'know, I'm starting to suspect that she doesn't even have a beard!

Sorry Namlub...:(

36.—(1) A person who publishes or utters blasphemous matter
shall be guilty of an offence and shall be liable upon conviction on
indictment to a fine not exceeding \25,000.
(2) For the purposes of this section, a person publishes or utters
blasphemous matter if—
(a) he or she publishes or utters matter that is grossly abusive
or insulting in relation to matters held sacred by any
religion, thereby causing outrage among a substantial
number of the adherents of that religion, and
(b) he or she intends, by the publication or utterance of the
matter concerned, to cause such outrage.
(3) It shall be a defence to proceedings for an offence under this
section for the defendant to prove that a reasonable person would
find genuine literary, artistic, political, scientific, or academic value
in the matter to which the offence relates.
(4) In this section “religion” does not include an organisation or
cult—
(a) the principal object of which is the making of profit, or
(b) that employs oppressive psychological manipulation—
(i) of its followers, or
(ii) for the purpose of gaining new followers.

Namlub

I demand to see a picture of this beard, holding a copy of today's Irish Times and reading aloud from the article at the bottom of page 17.

Slow Show

Cough up Namlub...

suitcasepink

The next award of this evening is another very important to C&H because of all the lovelies, yup you guessed it its time for the
Niceguy Award for Nicest Poster
In 10th position
eVeNtInE
8th) Knifewrench, **Timbuk2**
Joint 4th
Novella, Ohthebaby, Ginja Ninja, QueenofLeon
3rd)Craguls
2nd)Almostnever

And this years winner of the nicest person who most resembles a isssssssss




Aoibheann!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

soccymonster

Namlub, you don't have to see it to believe it.

It's like God.

And God is awesome.

Just like my beard.

But seriously, Pyggy's beard is awesome guys.
Don't forget that!

Namlub

almostnever wrote: »

Sorry Namlub...:(

[GAH]

SO SUE ME, I WILL DIE FOR THE TRUTH!






Please don't sue me though

Another deserved award.

Slow Show

Namlub wrote: »

I demand to see a picture of this beard, holding a copy of today's Irish Times and reading aloud from the article at the bottom of page 17.

Totally OT but weeeird, I was only reading a part of this book, 'Noughts & Crosses' today where this person had to do that...well, not exactly but they had a copy of the day's newspaper!

Coke and Jizzlers make me go odd, just ignore me.

Grindylow

Well played, Aoibheann.

You can quit the nice guy act now! :P

Pigwidgeon

Well done Aoibheann

Davidius

Is there such thing as nice guy steroids? Should probably have Aoibheann checked.