The ultimate house party, what do I need?

Larianne

Kiera wrote: »

Lorraine:P

Larianne and myself will be playing this in our bikinis

but but, what if they come off???

Kiera

Larianne wrote: »

but but, what if they come off???

Just make sure you have your tan done

fonecrusher1

Larianne wrote: »

but but, what if they come off???

yes yes keep going.....

/shuffling noises & heavy breathing

Mr. Presentable

Togas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yIKVg8u6Dg

anniehoo

chicken fingers wrote: »

I have a place booked for new years party right on a quiet beach on the pacific coast and almost all of the following things:
It has a huge main room, big fireplace, sound system and big ass tv.

Booze, lots of it, and a mix of good quality and plonk. When everybody is a drunken mess, theres no point knocking into the Midleton 30 years...
Whatever drugs will suit the party (pot, coke or mdma/x depending on the crowd)
Again, I can´t stress this enough... you MUST have lots, if you run out it will be a disaster.
Cigars, for the men.
An alarm clock. Too many lame new years eve parties have been ruined by false starts and missed countdowns.
Food. BBQ stuff, snacks, dips, steaks etc. Enough to get you through it. Sweets, chocolate, rolls, cheeses, wine, whatever is traditional.
Food for the morning after. Nowhere will be open, so stock up.
Crash space for your friends. Nobody will want to go home if your party was up to scratch.
Cleaner booked for the next day.
Somebody consigned to rasher and sausage and egg duty for the next day.
Good tunes, and a great sound system.
Enough room to have people dance.
A place to smoke or outdoor aspect. Sh1t parties have no ventilation and everybody smokes inside while people eat. Gross.
Good looking girls. Too many parties just suck terribly because there are 25 guys and 3 girls (likely 3 gfs of 3 of the guys...)
If you have a pool, hot-tub or ocean nearby, use it.

I will add more if I think of them

edit: Keithm89 is SPOT ON.... Never throw ANY kind of party with only 1 bathroom....

OMG...sounds bloody class. Can i come???:D

TimeToShine

Money to replace all the stuff that gets robbed/broken before your parents come back

Piriz

the number for the guy who knows how to remove the moustache some c*nt drew with permanent marker on the oil painting portrait of your wealthy grandfather..

dashboard_hula

You'll think you'll have enough booze, but you won't. Trust me. I had 10 people (including 2 teetotallers) over 2 Saturdays ago, and I thought I was grand with the table heaving with drink - every last drop of it was gone by 3am bar 1 bottle of nasty white wine which I could've cleaned the loo with.

If everyone coming are mates or used to each others company, grand. If not, find a couple of easy talkers and let them loose for the first half an hour until everyones on their second drink, then it'll take off.

Someone, and you don't know who, is going to knock back the bones of a bottle of Bacardi and vom into your backyard. Have somewhere to fire them where they can sleep it off.

And invite the neighbours - they won't come, but they won't say a word to you about the noise either.

Son Of A Vidic

Kiera wrote: »

Lorraine:P

Larianne and myself will be playing this in our bikinis

I've suddenly developed an interest in this thread and felt a strong 'urge' to post something.

bmw535d

these

http://www.filehurricane.com/photos/73200884350AM_hmm-sluts.jpg

ascanbe

bonerm wrote: »

Don't forget Kid and Play.

Co-sign on this; provided you're referring to Kid 'n Play and not playing with a kid.

Princess Peach

Not sure what kind of a party you want, but I know many many filthy party games :P

ascanbe

chicken fingers wrote: »

I have a place booked for new years party right on a quiet beach on the pacific coast and almost all of the following things:
It has a huge main room, big fireplace, sound system and big ass tv.

Booze, lots of it, and a mix of good quality and plonk. When everybody is a drunken mess, theres no point knocking into the Midleton 30 years...
Whatever drugs will suit the party (pot, coke or mdma/x depending on the crowd)
Again, I can´t stress this enough... you MUST have lots, if you run out it will be a disaster.
Cigars, for the men.
An alarm clock. Too many lame new years eve parties have been ruined by false starts and missed countdowns.
Food. BBQ stuff, snacks, dips, steaks etc. Enough to get you through it. Sweets, chocolate, rolls, cheeses, wine, whatever is traditional.
Food for the morning after. Nowhere will be open, so stock up.
Crash space for your friends. Nobody will want to go home if your party was up to scratch.
Cleaner booked for the next day.
Somebody consigned to rasher and sausage and egg duty for the next day.
Good tunes, and a great sound system.
Enough room to have people dance.
A place to smoke or outdoor aspect. Sh1t parties have no ventilation and everybody smokes inside while people eat. Gross.
Good looking girls. Too many parties just suck terribly because there are 25 guys and 3 girls (likely 3 gfs of 3 of the guys...)
If you have a pool, hot-tub or ocean nearby, use it.

I will add more if I think of them

edit: Keithm89 is SPOT ON.... Never throw ANY kind of party with only 1 bathroom....

I have all this and more organised but i hadn't planned on using the pool, hot-tub or ocean nearby.
Thanks for the tip.

actuallylike

chicken fingers wrote: »

If you have a pool, hot-tub or ocean nearby, use it.

Baaaaad idea, steer clear of this.

shrewdness

Princess Peach wrote: »

Not sure what kind of a party you want, but I know many many filthy party games :P

By all means, elaborate..

Princess Peach

shrewdness wrote: »

By all means, elaborate..

You're gonna need a duvet cover, some play-do, bananas, balloons, toilet paper, drawing paper, thumb-tacks, marshmallows, matchsticks, malteasers, spray cream, blindfolds...

I'll stop now

messymess

Tesla Coil ... every party needs one of them!

Guill

A Nice Cup Of Tea wrote: »

Right.

Ive decided that after years of expensive clubs and empty pockets on new years eve that this year Im going to host the mother off all house parties. Apart from a copious amount of alcohol what would be the makings of the ultimate house party for you?

Gerry Ryan used to liven up all my house parties.

Fago!

A fat woman. every party has one!

Fago!

Guill wrote: »

Gerry Ryan used to liven up all my house parties.

But he's dead now. Dead. Brown Bread. DEEEEEEAD!

Pete M.

A big bowl for everyone's keys as they arrive.

Just so they won't lose them like...

And plenty of lube

orourkeda

Plenty of tits.

Guill

Fago! wrote: »

But he's dead now. Dead. Brown Bread. DEEEEEEAD!

The ryan line lives on.....

Burkatron

Fago! wrote: »

But he's dead now. Dead. Brown Bread. DEEEEEEAD!

You obviously havent seen Weekend at Bernie's....;)

MagicSean

You need tits and beer.

Celly Smunt

i hear larry murphy is always up for a dance,might be a good addition

wild_cat

Princess Peach wrote: »

Singstar, Wii dance game, Guitar Hero always does the trick at parties I've been to.

We're all children at heart!

Oh god.

dougal-maguire

Princess Peach wrote: »

You're gonna need a duvet cover, some play-do, bananas, balloons, toilet paper, drawing paper, thumb-tacks, marshmallows, matchsticks, malteasers, spray cream, blindfolds...

I'll stop now

That don't sound filthy at all,you have to do some explaining.even my filthy mind cant think of anything that filthy got to do with them items.

Princess Peach

dougal-maguire wrote: »

That don't sound filthy at all,you have to do some explaining.even my filthy mind cant think of anything that filthy got to do with them items.

Dougal Maguire doesn't have a filthy mind :pac:

KeithM89_old

Princess Peach wrote: »

You're gonna need a duvet cover, some play-do, bananas, balloons, toilet paper, drawing paper, thumb-tacks, marshmallows, matchsticks, malteasers, spray cream, blindfolds...

That just sounds like the stuff you need for a kiddies sleep-over...:)