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The ultimate house party, what do I need?

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    #62
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    That just sounds like the stuff you need for a kiddies sleep-over...:)

    You had some messed up sleep overs as a child then.


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    #63
    KeithM89_old
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    Princess Peach wrote: »
    You had some messed up sleep overs as a child then.
    Really?? Apart from the spray cream, it all seems normal!
    Maybe im just sick...:)


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    #64
    Sergeant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    What you don't want at your party is the guy, or bunch of people arriving over with their acoustic guitars, so they can play a "few tunes" later in the night. They instantly destroy any atmosphere once they start, and they will always cover:

    1)Bob Dylan
    2)Green Day - Time of your life
    3)Mundy - July.

    You shouldn't invite this type of person, and if they arrive uninvited you should not let them in. While most of this breed of human look the same, it may be pertinent to lock up any musical instruments in the house, one of them may have taken on a relatively normal appearance for the evening, or be in the first stages of moving to the dark side.


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    #65
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Sergeant wrote: »
    What you don't want at your party is the guy, or bunch of people arriving over with their acoustic guitars, so they can play a few tunes later in the night. They instantly destroy any atmosphere once they start, and they will always cover:

    1)Bob Dylan
    2)Green Day - Time of your life
    3)Mundy - July.

    You shouldn't invite this type of person, and if they arrive uninvited you should not let them in. While most of breed of human look the same, it may be pertinent to lock up any musical instruments in the house, one of them may have taken on a relatively normal appearance for the evening, or be in the first stages of moving to the dark side.

    So true!! Can end up ruining a good party.


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    #66
    KeithM89_old
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    Anyone who brings a guitar to a house party should have it smashed.
    Went to a 21st a few months ago and some arsehole started playing in the corner, turned off the music and told everyone to be quiet. If he wasnt the birthday girls brother, he would have gotten a facefull of fist...
    :mad:


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    #67
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Really?? Apart from the spray cream, it all seems normal!
    Maybe im just sick...:)

    You ate bananas from between your friends' legs, sculpted penises from play-dough, burst balloons by putting them between your bodies, got naked in duvet covers, passed matchsticks around with your mouths?

    Yup all seems like a normal kids party alright.....

    *runs away*


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    #68
    KeithM89_old
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    Princess Peach wrote: »
    You ate bananas from between your friends' legs, sculpted penises from play-dough, burst balloons by putting them between your bodies, got naked in duvet covers, passed matchsticks around with your mouths?

    Yup all seems like a normal kids party alright.....

    *runs away*

    Iv done all that, (except the penis sculpting thing) There just wasnt any kiddies involved (i hope) :p


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    #69
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Anyone who brings a guitar to a house party should have it smashed.
    Went to a 21st a few months ago and some arsehole started playing in the corner, turned off the music and told everyone to be quiet. If he wasnt the birthday girls brother, he would have gotten a facefull of fist...
    :mad:

    Yeah i hate that sh!t. Oh shuuushh everyone we have a very talented guitar guy who basically wants to be the centre of attention for the night. Nah feck off, don't want to pretend to be enjoying that crap all night. Leave the tunes on.
    I really don't want to hear no woman no cry murdered by yet another guitar guy who thinks he's a modern Bob Dylan.

    Fool him into giving you the guitar for a second then snap the neck of it.


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    #70
    TheUsual
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    Sergeant wrote: »
    What you don't want at your party is the guy, or bunch of people arriving over with their acoustic guitars,

    How you fix this.
    The magnificent John Belushi at a toga party...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvR6d08L3nc


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    #71
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Iv done all that, (except the penis sculpting thing) There just wasnt any kiddies involved (i hope) :p

    Ah so you're a regular attender of Ann Summers parties then? This explains a lot. I think we's gonna be BFFs now :)


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    #72
    KeithM89_old
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    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Ah so you're a regular attender of Ann Summers parties then? This explains a lot. I think we's gonna be BFFs now :)

    Yup - i host them every week! :D
    But seriously, penis sculpting?? :confused:


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    #73
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Yup - i host them every week! :D
    But seriously, penis sculpting?? :confused:

    I won a prize for that before! While blindfolded :cool:


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    #74
    AnonymousPrime
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    The-Rigger wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_m-G2fCCY0

    Cory instantly sprung to mind for me too.


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    #75
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I won a prize for that before! While blindfolded :cool:

    So thats where the blindfold came in.. whatd you need the toilet paper for?? :p


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    #76
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    So thats where the blindfold came in.. whatd you need the toilet paper for?? :p

    Making dresses for each other. I know you've partaken in this fun game!


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    #77
    KeithM89_old
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    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Making dresses for each other. I know you've partaken in this fun game!

    I just made a toilet paper hat and scarf...:(


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    #78
    dougal-maguire
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭dougal-maguire


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    You ate bananas from between your friends' legs, sculpted penises from play-dough, burst balloons by putting them between your bodies, got naked in duvet covers, passed matchsticks around with your mouths?

    Yup all seems like a normal kids party alright.....

    *runs away*

    that doesnt sound like a game,that sounds like what ya do before sex.


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    #79
    irelandspurs
    Registered Users Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭irelandspurs


    Sluts loads of them


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    #80
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    well, first you'll need to show everyone the door

    the one with the dart board on :/


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    #81
    dylano_k
    Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    I hear marsupials are all the rage ;)


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    #82
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Just make sure you have a lock on the hot-press door.

    I held a big house party last year and some gimp backed out a log into the Ma's best blue towels and bunged them into the back of the press.

    Whiff took weeks to leave.


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    #83
    sensibleken
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    Show everyone photographs of your last holiday. everyone loves that.


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    #84
    theboss80
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    Loads of beer (but tell everone bring their own)
    Cheap spirits (introduce them round 11pm)
    Lock away anything you dont want stolen or broken,
    Unless you got a music channel on TURN OFF the TV,(or hide remote)
    Def just say it tothe nighbours that you gonna have a few friends round
    Loads of toilet paper
    Loads of Ice
    Buy plastic cups(easier to clean up later)
    Have a brush and dustpan ready(some dope will smash something anyway)
    Have a few ashtrays spread around so everything doesnt have a fag stumped out in it.
    Get your female friends to pass the word around,;)
    Gets friends who are gonna go to pub 2 call in after
    Few pizzas and nibbles ready


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    #85
    Dubchild
    Registered Users Posts: 149 ✭✭Dubchild


    R_H_C_P wrote: »
    A Serial Killer.

    Always goes down a treat!

    :D That's funny! Loads of Barbecue chicken legs or thighs, they're lovely hot or cold and sausages.


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    #86
    Kells...
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    Coke and Hookers


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    #87
    johnn
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    Johnn :cool:


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    #88
    Tigger
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    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    I really don't want to hear no woman no cry murdered by yet another guitar guy who thinks he's a modern Bob Dylan.

    .

    bob who?


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    #89
    partyatmygaff
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    <<<<<<<< Expert checking in.


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    #90
    whippetmania
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    cock-flavoured lollipops:cool:


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    #91
    desertcircus
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    Invite a couple of off-duty cops. This will make any house visit from the boys in blue a much nicer experience, as your drunken cop friend will take it upon himself to reassure his colleagues that it's quite alright, and sure isn't it New Years anyway so no need to worry about it.


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