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Girlfriend needs tampons.....

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    #62
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Jack Daniels I wrote: »
    my girlfriend is suffering with period pains and wants me to go buy tampons,am i right in thinking this is an outrageous request?

    let the bitch bleed tbh..


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    #63
    dizzymac
    Registered Users Posts: 22 ✭dizzymac


    snyper wrote: »
    let the bitch bleed tbh..


    Exactly. The 'front bum scutters' are simply a monthly reminder that the sufferer needs to be cleansed.


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    #64
    dubtom
    Registered Users Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    Jack Daniels I wrote: »
    my girlfriend is suffering with period pains and wants me to go buy tampons,am i right in thinking this is an outrageous request?
    I'm reliably informed that tampons don't cure period pains,they just soak up stuff.So go and get her disprin or something.


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    #65
    anniehoo
    Registered Users Posts: 6,596 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    Whatever ya do dont get the wrong ones-theres light,medium,super,super plus, applicator,compact applicator,lil lets....no pressure like :D


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    #66
    dizzymac
    Registered Users Posts: 22 ✭dizzymac


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNafU1DQVhE


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    #67
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    anniehoo wrote: »
    Whatever ya do dont get the wrong ones-theres light,medium,super,super plus, applicator,compact applicator,lil lets....no pressure like :D

    Get her super plus (I'm assuming that's designed to fit in a wizard's sleeve) when she's really a light... Surefire way to reverse the brownie points you could've earned

    Don't really see what the big problem is tbh... Man up and go get some tampons!


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    #68
    [Deleted User]
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    Dental plan?


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    #69
    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    If you go into the sitting room, you will not hear her moan in the kitchen, problem solved!


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    #70
    mahamageehad
    Registered Users Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    Piriz wrote: »
    Girlfriend needs tampons........Dental Plan!!!

    more like mental plan!!! :P


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    #71
    evercloserunion
    Registered Users Posts: 1,889 ✭✭✭evercloserunion


    A man purchasing tampons? HEY EVERYBODY LET'S LYNCH THE PERVERT


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    #72
    anniehoo
    Registered Users Posts: 6,596 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    tman wrote: »
    Get her super plus (I'm assuming that's designed to fit in a wizard's sleeve)
    :D


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    #73
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Loiter at the checkouts until you see somebody buying tampons and then mug them outside.


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    #74
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,164 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Isn't buying tampons and stuff a rite of passage from childhood into manhood?


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    #75
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Isn't buying tampons and stuff a rite of passage from childhood into manhood?
    No, but buying the tampons might ensure the use of that passage for your manhood.....:p


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    #76
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    It was a test, clearly. Fail.


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    #77
    Delancey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,451 ✭✭✭Delancey


    My girlfriend is so rough she rolls her own tampons :eek:


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    #78
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Find a joke shop first. Buy fakeblood. A lot of fakeblood.
    When outside supermarket, douse self liberally paying particular attention to hands and head. Wearing white can provide extra impact.

    Make your purchase. :)


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    #79
    Dunny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    Get her pregnant, problem solved.


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    #80
    Pete M.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭Pete M.


    Also buy a bottle of good strong cheap vodka.

    When she's slipping hers in, soak one in the rotgut and stick it up your jacksie.

    Make sure you get a decent applicator though.

    You'll be hammered in no time, while she'll be stain free and wondering what she's doing with a fellah who stick tampons up his bottom.

    And there ain't nothin like a good seeing to during Aunt Flo's visit, oh yeah.....


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    #81
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Man up!

    Put a towel on the bed and ride the period out of her or fall asleep trying.


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    #82
    evercloserunion
    Registered Users Posts: 1,889 ✭✭✭evercloserunion


    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    No, but buying the tampons might ensure the use of that passage for your manhood.....:p
    Wait a few days first though.


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    #83
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Write the word on a piece of paper and hand it to the shopkeep. Say your ma sent you.







    Or be a decent Bf and man up.


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    #84
    Joe10000
    Registered Users Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    Never had a problem buying them for the missus, buying toilet paper now that's a whole different ball game.


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    #85
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Christ OP this is a serious issue for you? If you have the balls then you have got no problem. Paradoxically if you've also got no balls, you also have no problem. So what's the problem?


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    #86
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    Christ OP this is a serious issue for you? If you have the balls then you have got no problem. Paradoxically if you've also got no balls, you also have no problem. So what's the problem?

    Balls, it would seem ;)


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    #87
    KeithAFC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    A man buying tampons. Typical of how PC the world has went. Women asking men to buy fanny pads. **** sake.


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    #88
    Crann na Beatha
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    #89
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    KeithAFC wrote: »
    A man buying tampons. Typical of how illiterate the world has gone. Women asking men to buy fanny pads. **** sake.

    :rolleyes:


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    #90
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    KeithAFC wrote: »
    A man buying tampons. Typical of how PC the world has went. Women asking men to buy fanny pads. **** sake.

    PC?


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    #91
    KeithAFC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    Mr. Presentable wrote: »
    :rolleyes:
    The internet spelling police, nothing worse. :rolleyes:


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