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Girlfriend needs tampons.....

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    #122
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Jeez people... There's much more serious stuff to worry about here...
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056129150


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    #123
    darragh16
    Registered Users Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    So did she get on in the end?


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    #124
    Scarydoll
    Registered Users Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    Johro wrote: »
    Jeez people... There's much more serious stuff to worry about here...
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056129150

    Thats shocking!:eek:


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    #125
    t0mm13b
    Registered Users Posts: 607 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    Kiera wrote: »
    It looks like it would suck your insides out!

    Eh? :confused:

    Care to explain?


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    #126
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Kiera wrote: »
    How did he get fannys on his elbow and ankle? Maybe he was the one needing the tampax and you being the selfish wagon that you were wouldnt get off your sick bed and get him some fanny pads!!!! :mad::mad::mad:

    You disgust me, Lorraine

    :P

    Oi!

    Stop calling me LORRAINE!!!!!!!!!! :mad::mad:


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    #127
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Johro wrote: »
    Jeez people... There's much more serious stuff to worry about here...
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056129150

    Check that forum again!


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    #128
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    t0mm13b wrote: »
    Eh? :confused:

    Care to explain?
    Well you need to stick it up you and it looks like a suction cup.....
    Larianne wrote: »
    Oi!

    Stop calling me LORRAINE!!!!!!!!!! :mad::mad:

    I know it wrecks your head but it has kinda stuck now :P


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    #129
    t0mm13b
    Registered Users Posts: 607 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    Kiera wrote: »
    Well you need to stick it up you and it looks like a suction cup.....



    I know it wrecks your head but it has kinda stuck now :P

    ok... it's like a plunger amntirite? what happens if you've lost it in there? does that happen....??? :confused:am being serious


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    #130
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    t0mm13b wrote: »
    ok... it's like a plunger amntirite? what happens if you've lost it in there? does that happen....??? :confused:am being serious

    Dunno? Fanny fart?


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    #131
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Scarydoll wrote: »
    Thats shocking!:eek:
    I know... Am still upset over it... Shouldn't be allowed.


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    #132
    2 stroke
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    The easy way to buy tampons, without embarrassment is pick up some flavoured condoms/flavoured lube at the same time.


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    #133
    t0mm13b
    Registered Users Posts: 607 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    Kiera wrote: »
    Dunno? Fanny fart?

    So that acts as a propulsion force to eject it ??? :confused: :pac:


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    #134
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Kiera wrote: »
    Check that forum again!
    Exactly.


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    #135
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    t0mm13b wrote: »
    So that acts as a propulsion force to eject it ??? :confused: :pac:

    I dont actually know, i have never used one. Why dont you try it out and let us know? Dont think i'd be willing to tbh.


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    #136
    t0mm13b
    Registered Users Posts: 607 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    Kiera wrote: »
    I dont actually know, i have never used one. Why dont you try it out and let us know? Dont think i'd be willing to tbh.

    I don't have a fanny sorry.... :cool:


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    #137
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    t0mm13b wrote: »
    I don't have a fanny sorry.... :cool:

    You do in the USA sense of the word ;)


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    #138
    2 stroke
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    t0mm13b wrote: »
    what happens if you've lost it in there? does that happen

    Just put your hand up and search around.

    Isn't it about time this thread was moved to the ladies lounge?


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    #139
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Get her to straddle a bucket....

    Failing that, get them and get some hemmoroid cream for the Lolz!


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    #140
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Wimmenz which is better- tampons or sanitary towels?


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    #141
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,096 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    This is nearly as frightening as when I had to go get her that pink toothbrush, morto.


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    #142
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    t0mm13b wrote: »
    Actually, by perchance, I have indeed heard of this one... on irc :p

    How do ya know if you're a small or a large???:confused::pac:


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    #143
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    I think I'm going to have to ban the next person who makes the dental plan joke.


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    #144
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    t0mm13b wrote: »
    Actually, by perchance, I have indeed heard of this one... on irc :p

    They look scary!!!!! :eek:


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    #145
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,096 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I think I'm going to have to ban the next person who makes the dental plan joke.

    Somebody hasn't had his chewable morphine


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    #146
    t0mm13b
    Registered Users Posts: 607 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    Trí wrote: »
    How do ya know if you're a small or a large???:confused::pac:

    Uhmmm... clears throat

    Depends on how heavy the uhhh period is.... ?

    obviously the more you bleed, the bigger cup would suit.....


    uhhm.... not a gynaecology expert on this but an educated guess :p


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    #147
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Buy her a dental dam aswell- for the obligatory 'I bought you tampons' bj


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    #148
    --LOS--
    Registered Users Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    Just get them, you can console yourself with the fact that most men wont even know what tampons or sanitary towels are.


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    #149
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I think I'm going to have to ban the next person who makes the dental plan joke.

    Bye bye dental plan!


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    #150
    Cerocco
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Cerocco


    OP put us out of our misery. Did you get the tampons??? :D;)


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    #151
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Cerocco wrote: »
    OP put us out of our misery. Did you get the tampons??? :D;)

    'heavy flow' few


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