Girlfriend needs tampons.....

rainbow kirby

Trí wrote: »

How do ya know if you're a small or a large???:pac:

Large is generally for women who have had children.

cassid

rainbow kirby wrote: »

Large is generally for women who have had children.

I knew I would find a reason to be grateful for having 2 sections

2 stroke

rainbow kirby wrote: »

Large is generally for women who have had children.

And women that lose things up there.

Mountainsandh

cassid wrote: »

I knew I would find a reason to be grateful for having 2 sections

I thought I was off the hook too, but it says all women over 30 should go for large. We sag :(:o

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OP did you get them or wha' ?

Mountainsandh

2 stroke wrote: »

And women that lose things up there.

and where on Earth did I leave my glasses ?

up for anything

rainbow kirby wrote: »

Large is generally for women who have had children.

A graduate of the playground school of sex education.

2 stroke

Mountainsandh wrote: »

and where on Earth did I leave my glasses ?

Have you looked in the obvious place.

Toyota_Avensis

text her friends and send them out to buy them, explain the seriousness of the bloody situation! Don't be afraid to give plenty of details.

Star Bingo

seems there's no stemming the incessant discharge this is like the longest period ever. how much more must we endure? i'd probs neck it for fun after some of the vile bile i've read over ere; like nectar. so lets wind it down now folks.. *backseat prod*

efb wrote: »

Get her to straddle a bucket....!

christ man.. :pac:

jimmycrackcorm

I once made a tampon cocktail.

Saying no more....

Sharpshooter

Tampons, it's a strange name for something that goes in, not on.

Tampins ftw!

starbelgrade

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Tampins ftw!

Tampwins.

Novella

Mountainsandh wrote: »

I thought I was off the hook too, but it says all women over 30 should go for large. We sag :(:o

Wait, what now? A vagina can sag... outwards/sideways? I mean, it can sag as in... widen? With age? What?

starbelgrade

Novella wrote: »

Wait, what now? A vagina can sag... outwards/sideways? I mean, it can sag as in... widen? With age? What?

Yes - vaginas can sag.

Have you ever seen a tuna steak?

That's what a 40 years plus vagina looks like. It's not pretty.

Cork from a wine bottle.

flutered

just be careful out there.

hondasam

This thread is a bit boring and old now.

FreudianSlippers

CBF catching up on the thread. Did OP's girlfriend ever get tampons or did she bleed to death?

Mr Benevolent

Did OP's girlfriend ever get tampons or did she bleed to death?

Far more likely that the OP bled to death. Never had a problem buying them. What am I going to do, stick them up my arse?

Giselle

Its bizarre how buying a small box of cotton wool products can cause so much angst, insecurity and introspection among allegedly grown men.

mgmt

Can't she just use last months?

OutlawPete

Giselle wrote: »

Its bizarre how buying a small box of cotton wool products can cause so much angst, insecurity and introspection among allegedly grown men.

Says the girl in pigtails :P

fkiely

Confab wrote: »

What am I going to do, stick them up my arse?

Whatever you're into I guess...

sexydancer

Just do it Jack

TeddyTedson

OP should have just made his own homemade tampons.

Tordelback

Ah OP, just wait until you have to go and buy her Maternity Pads. Like giant fluffy mattresses they are, you can barely fit a half-dozen in the car. All ahead of you, assuming you grow up and buy her the fecking tampons.